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Season Seven (2000-2001)

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 Episode Name Aired

701

The One With Monica´s Thunder 10/12/00

702

The One With Rachel´s Book 10/12/00

703

The One With Phoebe´s Cookies 10/19/00

704

The One With Rachel´s New Assistant 10/26/00
705 The One With The Engagemente Picture 11/02/00
706 The One With The Nap Partners 11/09/00
707 The One With Ross´s Library Book 11/16/00
708 The One Where Chandler doesn´t like dogs 11/23/00
709 The One With All The Candy 12/07/00
710 The One With The Christmas Armadilio 12/14/00
711 The One With The Cheese Cakes 01/04/01
712 The One Where They´re Up All Night 01/11/01
713 The One Where Rosita Dies 02/01/01
714  The One Where They All Turn Thirty 02/08/01
715 The One With Joey´s New Brain 02/15/01
716 The One With The Truth About London 02/22/01
717 The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress 03/15/01
718 The One With Joey's Award 03/29/01
719 The One With Ross & Monica's Coussin 04/19/01
720 The One With Rachel's Big Kiss 04/26/01
721 The One With The Vows 05/03/01
722 The One With Chandler's Dad 05/10/01
723 The One With Chandler & Monica's Wedding 05/17/01
      

Season Seven (2000 - 2001)

701 - The One With Monica´s Thunder

This episode continues last season´s final chapter.  Ross finally arrives at Monica´s and is overjoyed by such great news!!  Monica suggests going to The Plaza to have some drinks and continue the celebration.  She wants all the attention on her to have her so long expected engagement day!! They all agree and go to their places to get dressed accordingly.  Once Rachel is ready she heads towards Monica´s but comes accross Ross in the hallway. They start chatting and end up speaking about the great times they spent together while they were hanging out, specially in bed. Rachel suggests that they should have one last night together to remember the old times. Ross agrees and they start kissing.  They are caught red-handed when Monica opens
the door and says something like, oh!, I think I´ve opened the door TO THE PAST.  This drives her crazy since she thinks it´s one of Rachel´s moves to draw the attention back on her.  They start arguing and Monica calls off the Plaza plans.  Rachel tells Ross to go to her place to have sex (she intends to pretend they will).  Monica goes after her and they continue their quarrel.  Monica tells Rachel that she´s too selfcentered and threatens her by saying that the moment Rachel announces her engagement with Ross will be the moment she announces her pregnancy.  Rachel finally apologises to Monica by saying that she didn´t mean to spoil her night and that though she felt happy for her and Chandler,  she was sad because she couldn´t picture
herself close to having what they two were having at the moment. 
On the other hand, Phoebe is excited about the idea of singing in Monica´s wedding.  She starts writting songs which are really funny!!

702 - The One With Rachel´s Book

Monica is obsessed by her wedding.  She starts planning everything based on her "wedding book" which se has kept since she was a little girl.  She arranges a meal with Chandler and her parents to ask for the money they were suppose to have saved for her wedding, "the Monica´s Wedding Fund".  To her dissapointment, they tell her that they´d spent it on the beach house since they thought she wouldn´t get married past the age of 30.  Monica´s dreams are torn to pieces.  Chandler tries to calm her down by saying that he´s saved some money.  Monica wants to spend it all on the party and Chandler is quite reluctant to do so.
Joey can´t nap in his bed because the duck ate Rachel´s facial cream and pucked all over his bed.  He can´t resist the temptation of napping in Rachel´s soft bed and in so doing he finds a porn novel that she has been
reading.

703 - The One With Phoebe´s Cookies

Phoebe wants to give Monica an engagement present.  Monica tells her that she would like to have  the chocolate cookies´ recipe she´s always wanted. Phoebe agrees but she remembers that the recipe caught fire with her home. She suggests analysing the last cookie she´s kept frozen so as to deduce the ingredients.
Meanwhile Joey wants to take sailing lessons and Rachel offers to be his instructor.  She is quite harsh and in the end Joey decides that he prefers to stay in the Mr. Bowmont and have a beer rather than sail in it.
Monica´s father invites Chandler to the gym, and once at the bathroom everything is so steamy that he can hardly see and ends up sitting on his father in law´s lap.  This turns into a great opportunity for the rest to
make fun of him.

704 - The One With Rachel´s Book

Joey´s Mack and Cheese cable program finally aires.  They all watch it and think it really sucks, but find it very hard to tell Joey.  Meanwhile he receives an offer to audition for the part of Dr. Drake Ramoray´s evil twin
brother in Days of Our Lives.  He turns down this proposal because he thinks Mack and Cheese has made him a star, and so he shouldn´t have to audition anymore.  To his dissapointment Mack and Cheese is cancelled and he finds himself unemployed again.  He begs the producer of Days of our Lives to give him an opportunity and ends up playing the part of a patient in comma.
Meanwhile Ralph Lauren promotes Rachel and so she has to hire an assistant. She receives two applicants: an experienced old woman who would perfectly suit the post, and an unexperienced but handsome brat, who she ends up hiring.

705 - The One With The Engagemente Picture

Monica´s mother is announcing her daughter´s engagement in the paper so she asks her for a picture of the couple.  Monica searchs high and low but can´t find a good one because Chandler´s smile makes him look like a complete fool.  They go to a professional photographer to have a picture taken but it is not any better.  Chandler receives some lessons from Joey as far as smiling is concerned but they don´t help him look any better.  In the end Monica´s mother ends up publishing a picture of Monica and Joey instead of Chandler.
Meanwhile, Phoebe receives an invitation from a divorced man.  Ross is given the assignment of diverteing the man´s wife, but ends up dating her. This situation leads to funny fights between Phoebe and Ross.  Finally, they´re both dumped since the couple decides to give it another try and go back together.
Rachel can´t avoid having a crash on her new assistant.  She asks Joey to go with him to a match so that he doesn´t receive one of his mates invitation to go out.   Not everything ends in the way she wants....  Infact everything turns out to be just the opposite to her desires.

706 - The One With The Nap Partners

Chandler, Joey and Ross meet at Joey´s to watch Die Hard.  Ross and Joey are so fond of the movie that they want to watch it over and over again.  But Chandler gets bored and leaves. In the meantime, Joey and Ross fell asleep and they wake up some time later in awkward closeness.  They agree not to tell the rest what had happened.
Meanwhile, Monica has to decide who her maid of honor will be and since she doesn´t want to make such a difficult choice between Rachel and Phoebe, she suggests that it should be them who took the big decision.  It´s funny to see them both competing so hard!!!!
Monica comes across an old Chandler´s girlfriend in a restaurant and she sarcastically wishes Monica good luck. Afterwards Monica asks Chandler why he had broken up with the girl and he accepts having left her because she was fat.  This upsets Monica so much that encourages Chandler to show his remorse to the girl.  When Chandler does so, they finally realize that it had not been that the reason why the girl thought Chandler had left her. 

707 - The One With Ross´s Library Book

Ross is overwhelmed since the University where he graduated decides to include in the Paleontology Section of its library the final essay which lead to his graduation.  When he takes Chandler to the library, he realizes
that the Paleontology Section is only visited by young couples longing "to have some privacy".  This upsets Ross so much that he decides to be some kind of a guardian of the place.
Monica accidentally comes across Janice at the restaurant where she works. When Janice discoveres Monica´s engagement ring, she asks her who´s the lucky guy - we all know the answer- so she invites herself to their wedding. When Monica tells this to Chandler, he can´t stand the idea, and tells her to find the way to withdraw such invitation .  They decide to have dinner with Janice and her boyfriend and try to avoid her going to the wedding. Janice´s boyfriend never shows up, so Monica and Chandler find it even harder to pass the news on Janice. They run out of excuses, so in the end, Chandler tells Janice that he still has a crush on her so he would find it very awkward to have her at his wedding.
Meanwhile, Rachel and Phoebe wants Joey to get a little bit more connected to the girls he dates.  They encourage him to do so with one girl they find charming.  Joey accepts, but in the end it is the girl who just wants to have fun for a night.

708 - The One Where Chandler Doesn´t Like Dogs        

As usually, Monica, Ross, Chandler, Joey, Rachel and Phoebe spend Thanksgiving at Monica´s. Rachel also invited her assistant but he couldn´t
make it because he had to spend the holiday with his girlfriend who was visiting him.  Chandler suggested playing a new game invented by his work
mates which consisted of stating the 50 states of the US in just one minute.
Ross thought the game was foolishly easy so he made a bet: he would not have his thanksgiving dinner until he named all the states.  Unfortunately he
couldn´t remember them all and when he asked for Joey´s help, he found he was twice as lost since he thought the US had 56 states...  In the end he
gives up and ends up eating the dinner´s leftovers.  The title makes reference to the fact that Phoebe finds a dog and takes it to the apartment. She intends to hide it, but in the end it is Chandler, who does not like dogs, who ends up finding it.  The dog was cute, but Chandler rejected it.

709 - The One With All The Candy

Ross takes Ben to the park so that he rides his brand new bike.  Phoebe goes with him and tells him a sad story about her childhood.  As they didn´t have much money, her parents could not afford to buy her a beautiful bike, so she had to do with looking at her neighbour´s.  It was a lovely pink bike, with pink bows and a basquet containing a bouquet of flowers.  Ross was so touched by such a sad story that bought a bike just as the one Phoebe had
always dreamed of.  Phoebe wouldn´t ride it, in fact, she didn´t know how to.  The funny thing about this chapter is watching Phoebe learn how to ride
her childish bike.
Monica decides to make candies and put them into a basket hanging from her door so that neighbours would serve one on their way home.  Her candies were so delicious that they create some sort of addiction on the people, who ask for more.  The situation goes out of Monica´s reach.  Chandler puts an end to the situation by telling the people the real intention behind the candies.
Rachel has to make an evaluation of her new assistant, put she wants to make a joke and writes an evaluation of Tag, but based on his physical
qualifications(specially his but), instead of his intelectual ones.  This evaluation was sent to Human Resources by mistake.  They tried by all means
to get it back, but Rachel´s boss received it anyway.  At last there was no problem since he showed great sense of humour.

710 - The One With The Christmas Armadilio

It is Christmas one more time.  Ben is spending his first Christmas Eve with Ross.  Ross thinks is time Ben knew about Hannuka.  Ben gets really sad when he is told that Santa will not be with him for Christmas (his mother usually disguised).  Ross can´t stand Ben´s sadness so in the end he decides to be Santa, but it is too late to find a suitable garment.  The only thing he can get is an armadillo outfit, quite disgusting by the way.  He excuses himself with Ben telling that it was Santa himself who sent the Armadillo because he was very busy.  Chandler goes into the room, with Santa clothes on.  This is not all!!  Joey comes after wearing Superman´s outfit so Ross finds it quite hard to give Ben a suitable explanation.
Phoebe´s apartment is finally repaired after the fire.  On the one hand she is happy about it, but on the other she is quite sad because she thinks Rachel spends greater moments being Joey´s mate than with her.  So as to
provoke problems between Joey and Rachel, she gives Joey presents which she think might annoy Rachel.  Everything turns out to be just the opposite.
Rachel is marvelled at Phoebe´s gifts.  In the end Phoebe decides that she should live alone again since there is one bigger room in her appartment.

711 - The One With The Chesse Cakes

Chandler receives a cheese cake delivered incorrectly to his place.  He can´t resist the temptation and tastes a piece.  Rachel finds him doing so and is also tempted to have a bite of it. The cheese cake is so delicious
that they start fighting for the rest of it.  This leads to several jokes between them. 
Ross is invited to his cousin´s wedding but Monica is not.  She gets so mad that she pushes hard to talk Ross into taking her instead of his date.  Ross finally agrees and when they are at the party Monica comes accross the groom.  He turned out to be Monica´s old flame!!
Phoebe gets mad because Joey preferred to go on a date instead of going out with her.  She says that friends are first  because dates come and go. Nevertheless she is pushed to change his mind when an old boyfriend who lives in Russia visits her for only one day.  This time it is Phoebe who wants to do exactly what she can´t stand from Joey. 

712 - The One Where They´re Up All Night

Ross invites everyone to the roof to witness an incredible astronomic event. They waited so long, and it was so cold that everyone except him and Joey decide to go down.  Joey and Ross get trapped.  They analize all the ways to go down and they finally decide that the only exit is to jump over the trash. 
Chandler and Monica go to sleep to their apartment, but for some reason Chandler cannot have a wink of sleep.  He tries to wake up Monica several times.  In the end it is Monica who can´t sleep so she suggests that they should vaccum-clean the livivng room to make use of the time. 
Rachel and Tag argue on whether he had sent some important documents.  Since they cannot find an end to their discussion they decide to go to the office and check it.  It is funny when neither of them want to accept their mistake and try to take it down on eachother.

713 - The One Where Rosita Dies

Rachel wants to use Joey´s cosy sofa but she unfortunately breaks it.  Joey can´t stand the pain because he had developed a strong relationship with his sofa, which he called Rosita.  Rachel wants to make it up for him and buys him a brand new one, fully equiped with the latest gadgets.  Meanwhile Chandler goes to Joey´s and sits on Rosita.  He finds it broken and thought it was him so he switches Rosita for his own sofa.  When Rachel and Joey come back from the store they find a fixed sofa and Joey thinks it was a miracle which brought Rosita back.  He wants to keep Rosita and gives Rachel the new sofa.  Nevertheless he realizes he prefers the new sofa and ends up breaking Rosita (Chandler´s) in order to keep Rachel´s gift. 
Phoebe gets a new job which consists of selling tonner through the phone. His first customer is a depressed man who wants to commit suicide.  She can´t stant the idea so she goes to his office to convince him no to do so by telling him stories she had made up.
Monica´s parents decide to sell their house so they tell Monica and Ross to go and fetch their old stuff, specially things from their infancy.  Monica´s things were ruined since his father had left them to protect his garage from a roof leak.  This confirms her preexistent idea that his parents preferred Ross over her.  His father wants to make her change her mind and ends up giving her his Porsche as a gift.  Monica says this was the best of her life because on the one hand he received the Porsche and on the other Chandler´s sofa got broken!!!

714 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty

It is Rachel´s Birthday, which upsets her really much, so they all gather at her house to make her spend a lovely day.  When they are all together, they start remembering how they turned 30.  When it was Ross´ turn, he told what he had done in order to celebrate his 30th birthday: he bought a fancy sport car.  To his dissapointment, when he showed it to the other guys and wanted to go for a spin, he found himself trapped in the middle of a van and a car which did not let him go.  Monica´s story was by far funnier:  Chandler threw her a surprise party.  He gathered Monica´s friends, including his parents at her house but unfortunately when she finally turned up she was completely drunk!! 

Phoebe had certain goals she had to accomplish by the age of thirty.  One of them was to walk several kilometers jumping on a red bouncing balloon.  She was happy untill she met her twin sister who told her that her real age was 31.  Phoebe was really upset because she had other goals for the age of 31: meeting portuguese people… having the kiss of her life.  In this last one Joey could help her: he kissed her in the sweetest way.

Rachel is sad because she tought everything would be different  by the time she turned 30, she thought she would be married, have children…  and by this time everything seemed so far…  She decides its time she broke up with Tag. And so she does.

715 - The One With Joey's New Brain

Joey´s character in Days of Our Lives finally recovers from comma.  Since the main actress is leaving the show the writers thought of the idea of a brain transplant.  Joey´s body would have a woman´s brain. 

Phoebe and Rachel find a celular phone which a very handsome guy dropped at Central Perk.  Since the guy was really attractive they struggle for keeping it and make a contact call.  Finally they both agree with the owner of the phone where they would give it back.  When the owner finally arrives, they are shocked because it was not the handsome guy, as a matter of fact, it was someone quite older.  Rachel does not like him really much, but Phoebe finds him irresistible so in the end she goes out with him. 

Ross wants to make something special for Monica´s wedding and thinks of playing the pipes in honour of Chandler´s ancestors.  He really socks at doing this, so the rest ask him please to forget about this idea.

716 - The One With The Truth About London

Ross needs Rachel to take care of Ben for a while.  She has very little idea of how to deal with kid, so at first she doesn´t know what to do to amuse him.  She thinks that telling him funny tricks would work so she teaches him how to play tricks and jokes on people and make fun of them.  Rachel becomes “funny aunt Rachel” but Ross does not think the same since he  becomes the victim of such jokes. 

Chandler and Monica cannot decide who the priest for their wedding should be.  Joey thinks he could be the one, at last he is an actor.  He starts writing down what he would say during the ceremony.  Since the speech does not go very well, Joey asks the couple to tell them how the romance started.  Phoebe tells Monica to say what really happened in London.  Chandler, quite nervous, also asks Monica to tell the truth and she does: the night when she went to Chandler and Joey´s room, he was looking for Joey to have sex, and since he was not there she had to do with Chandler.   Chandler gets really sad because he thinks Monica spent the night with him when she wanted to do something else.  He  gets pretty jealous.  In the end, Joey convinces Chandler that Monica wanted him for the rest of his life, and that was more important that just want someone for a single night.

717 - The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress

Chandler decides which band they should hire to play music at the wedding party.

The wedding is close, so it´s also time to buy the dress.  Monica, Rachel and Phoebe go to a luxurious shop to try on some designs because they know that there is a store where they can buy exactly the same dress at half its price.  Monica talks to a bride and tells her, among other things such as the music they would play, this secret.  When they finally go to the discount store and find the dress Monica had chosen at the luxurious shop, they find that the bride she had spoken to wanted the same one.  Monica manages to get awat with it.  The bride is so furious that she threatenes Monica: she would hire the band Chandler wanted so much if she didn´t have the dress  back.  At firs Monica wants to talk Chandler into hiring another band but he explains why he wanted that band so much:  it was the band who played the music when he realized he wanted to be with Monica for the rest of his life.  Monica can´t resist such sweet thing and decides to give the dress back, of course breaking it a little bit.

Ross and Joey meet a new female neighbour.  She is really beautifull so they both start dating her. They start a kind of competition to see who she would choose.  Ross takes the girl to a fancy restaurant and Joey turns up, faking it was a coincidence.  They start fighting for the girl by telling her all the bad things about the other one.  This is such an embarassing moment that the girl, without their noticing, leaves the place and they keep on yelling at eachother.

718 - The One With Joey's Award

Ross has to test his students. One of them excuses himself for not having studied the lesson since he has a crash on Ross. Ross feels bad about this and decides to pass the student despite the note he obtained. The same happened with another student so Ross realices they are all lies. 
Joey is nominated for a new award and is in charge of the final speech during the ceremony. Rachel goes with him. He had rehearsed how to act if he didn´t receive the award, but in the end he does not get it and his dissapointment is more than obvious judging by the look on his face. He finally gives the last speech, quite unwillingly by the way, and decides to keep the highest prize since the winner had not attended the ceremony.
Monica realices that after her wedding she will no longer experience the dawn of a new romance. She is really concerned about this and decides to talk to Chandler about it. She realices that by marrying Chandler she will experience even better things such as kids, or grandchildren and these kinds of thing are worth the sacrifice.

719 - The one with Ross & Monica´s Cousin

Monica´s cousin is paying her a visit so she is excited about all the arrangements. Everything goes well untill her cousin finally shows up and Chandler is shocked by her beauty. He is left breathless which makes Monica tell her cousin to move to Ross´ apartment. Ross had no recolletions of how beautiful her cousin was since the last time he saw her was when they were eleven or so. When he sees her he gets paralyzed as well and tries to kiss her, which turns out to be an excellent reason for her to have to move to Phoebe´s. 
Joey gets and audition to work on a movie. The audition goes perfectly well except for one tiny thing: the director needed a physically non-jewish actor. He did not want to miss out on such an incredible opportunity so he asks Monica to invent something that could help him. She prepares a kind of protesis but unfortunately when Joey is at the audition and is asked to take out his clothes, this appliance fells off. In the end he does not get the part.

720 - The one with Rachel´s Big Kiss

Rachel comes accross an old mate from college (Wynona Ryder). They chat for a while and decide to have dinner the following evening to remember old times. The rest of the guys are concerned at this new girl´s looks. Monica says that this girl and Rachel had some kind of romance. Rachel explains it was not a romance, it was just one night when they were both very drunk and ended up kissing eachother. Phoebe does not buy the story because she thinks Rachel would never do such a crazy thing. In order to prove she was not lying Rachel invites Phoebe to have dinner with her and her old friend. When the three were dining Rachel starts talking about the kiss but Melissa, her friend, denied having ever kissed her. When they leave the restaurant Rachel kisses Melissa in order to prove she could do crazy things. After this Melissa changes her mind admitting that she had been in love with Rachel since that very day but did not want to say anything for fear that Rachel would not feel the same. Rachel has to explain her friend why she had kissed her , which led to a big misunderstanding. In the end Phoebe kisses Rachel to see why they were making such a mess. After the kiss Phoebe leaves saying "I´ve had better ones".
Chandler needs to get the tux for the wedding. Rachel shows him some suits worn by famous actors. He decides to keep the one Pierce Brosnan wore during the premiere of one of the James Bond 007 movies. He is really excited about the idea of wearing Brosnan´s clothes until Ross appears with the suit which Val Kilmer suposedly wore during the Batman premiere. This really upsets Chandler who thinks Batman is so much cooler than 007. When he is trying Batman´s jacket on, he finds an invitation to the premiere of At First Sight, so he starts making fun of Ross because he was not going to wear Batman´s tux.
Anyway Chandler asks Rachel to show him more suits and finally takes the one which Diane Keaton had worn during the premier of one of her movies.

721 - The one with the Vows

Chandler and Monica need to write their wedding vows. They first thought it would be easy but when the time of writing everything down came they found it really hard to express what each felt for eachother. Chandler asks Joey and Ross for help, and so does Monica with Phoebe and Rachel.
In order to decide what to include in their vows they try to remember the most important moments they have shared as couple and friends. This leads to a lot of flashes of past episodes like when they first kissed, or when they started their relationship in London, or when they first met at Thanksgiving day. The rest also remembers how they discovered their relationship. 
Finally Monica and Chandler manage to write their vows and show them to the rest of the cast. The funny thing is that Chandler could not write his so he steals Monica´s and changes the names!!

722 - The one with Chandler's dad

Monica wants to meet Chandler´s gay dad and invite him to the wedding so he talks Chandler into travelling to Las Vegas to talk to him and ask him to attend the wedding. When they get to Vegas they go to the gay club where Chandler´s dad performed and after the show they invite him (or her). He immediately accepts.
Rachel discovers she is the only of the six who had not driven Monica´s car. This is because Monica thought she was a very bad driver. Ross accepts to go for a spin after Rachel stole the car keys and obliged him to. He takes her to a highway. Since Rachel was driving too fast a policeman asked her to pull over. Rachel had to seduce the policeman because her license had expired. The policeman let her go with it but suggested that Ross should drive. After a while the policeman stopped them again but in this case because Ross was driving too slow.
Joey accidentaly sees that Phoebe´s new boyfriend is wearing female underwear. He wants to talk to Phoebe immediately. Phobe admits it is true, infact it was her who asked him to and challenges Joey to try it too. Joey finds them so confortable and soft that starts talking with Phoebe of nothing else but panties so Phoebe thinks it should be better if he did not wear them any longer, he sounded so gay!!!


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