Manifesto in 2-D's protection!

2-D is a good fellow, very kind to his fans. He has great voice, DEAD sexy look, he wears his heart on his sleeve and he is a man of heart. We all know that he is Gorillaz-frontman and that everyone loves him. So he would be just happy, but this bloody bassist mars pleasure Stu gets from life! Murdoc was source of nasty rumours that 2-D is homosexual (remember these "you are gay, 2d" messages in Stu's mail-box?) Murdoc knocked out his front teeth, Murdoc tittle-tattled about 2-D's girlfriend Paula behind Stu's back... And after all Murdoc is guilty of making 2-D reputation of stupid handsome guy without brain! Well, Mr.Super-Clever-Murdoc,we checked 2-D's IQ, it is 128, and we'll check your IQ later, too! And who knows, what will be the result! And what is more - we are sure you don't know that 2-D is Oxford man (he completed it ahead of time) and that he defended two thesises ("Best defence is offence" and "Is best defence offence?") successfully. So you should think twice before calling him stupid!

With signing this manifesto we want Murdoc to apologize and stop infringing upon 2-D's interests!

Sign this manifesto by sending me e-mail (frisky2000@mail.ru) or using my Guestbook!

Great "THANKS" to Mrs.Hewlett aka Katie-H for creating this picture!

P.S. Attention! Frisky is adhering to the neutral position, she doesn't think everything said above is right. Gorillaz don't know about this manifesto, they don't concern it. Remember, this manifesto is not incentive to hate members of band, it is facetious and unserious document!