31) Lean against the button panel.
32) Start a sing-along.
33) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
34) Play the harmonica.
35) Shadow box.
36) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space”

37) Wear a puppet on your hand and make it talk to the other passengers

38) Say, “I wonder what all these do”, and push the red buttons.

39) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethescope.

40) Say, "Ding!" at each floor.

41) Bring a chair along.
42) Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43) Blow spit bubbles.
44) Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46) Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47) If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"
48) Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49) Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."
50) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.


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