What NOT To Say To a Police Officer...
- I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector
wasn't plugged in.
- Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
- Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up
with me. Good job!
- I thought you had to be in relatively good physical
condition to be a police officer.
- You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
- Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just
so one of us does.
- I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know
there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead
of me they are.
- When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look
red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't
respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed,
have
you been eating doughnuts?"
- I pay your salary!
- Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only
gave me a warning, too!