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Ways to annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate
1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your
neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on
that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the
silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh Gosh!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Shit, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it
erratically
under the stall walls of your neighbors while
yelling,"Whoa! Easy
boy>!!"
11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters."
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad
of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your
neighbor.
Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here,
please?
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
15. Say, "Shit, I knew that drain hole was a little too
small. Now
what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over
again on your butt cheeks.
17. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your
"Cross-Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on the floor
visable to
the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall
and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say,
"Peek-a-boo!"