Creative Ways To Cope
With Stress
- Jam miniature marshmallows up your
nose and
sneeze them out. See how many
you can do at
a time.
- Pop some popcorn without putting
the lid on.
- When someone says, "Have a
nice day," say you
have other plans.
- Dance naked in front of your pets.
- Tape pictures of your boss on
watermelons and
launch them from high
places.
- Leaf through "National
Geographic" and draw
underwear on the natives.
- Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on
your forehead.
- Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat
in it. Return
it the next day.
- Buy a box of condoms. Ask the
cashier where the
fitting rooms are, and ask for
help.
- Read the dictionary backwards and
look for
subliminal messages.
- Bill your doctor for time spent in
his waiting room.
- Replace the filling of a Twinkie
with ketchup and
put it back in the wrapper.
- You can always find a chainsaw
when you need one.
- Stare at people through the tines
of a fork and
pretend they’re in jail.
- Braid the hairs in each nostril.
- Start a nasty rumor and see if you
recognize it
when it comes back to you.
- Pay your electric bill in pennies.
- Drive to work in reverse.
- Find out what a frog in a blender
really looks like.
- Polish your car with earwax.