Here are some observations...

People who point at their wrist while asking for the

time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the heck

is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where

the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their behind to search

the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse

to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake

and eat it too". What good is cake if you can't eat it?

What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

When people say, "It's always in the last place you

look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep

looking after you've found it? Do people do this?

Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you

see that?" No only I paid $9.00 to come to the

theatre and stare at the ceiling.

What did you come here for?

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't

really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?