You Know YOU Ghetto When...

1. When you use a hanger for a tv attenna

2. When you eat chicken every night for dinner

3. When you call the refrigerator an ice box

4. When you got a name for each the cockroaches living in your crib

5. When you gotta go thru your passenger door to get into your car

6. When you put dubs on a ford pinto

7. When you have a nice sound system in your crappy car

8. When your rims cost more then your car

9. When you can hear your car from a mile away

10. When there's reusable bacon grease in a maxwell house can in the center of the burners on your stove

11. When the batteries in your remote are held in place wit duct tape

12. When something smells spoiled in the refrigerator and all you do is change the box of arm & hammer baking soda

13. When your drinking glasses used to be jelly jars

14. When you run to get pots when it starts to rain

15. When the roaches in your house only come out when company comes

16. When the back of your toilet is always off, and you know how to manually flush it

17. When you don't think your clean until there is visible baby powder on your neck and chest, and you aint even a baby

18. When the hills of your feet look like you been kickin flour

19. When you use black eye liner to line your lips

20. When you where your shower cap everywhere, but the shower

21. When you wear your clothes w/ a tag on em

22. When the only art you own is on your fingernails

23. When you have waited several hours in a salon to get your hair done and you had an appointment