You Know YOU Ghetto When… Part II

24. When your daughter is under 16 and has extensions

25. When you perm your 3 year olds hair

26. When your baby has a bow or barette on her one strand of hair

27. When you never learned to swim cuz you couldn’t get your hair wet

28. When you have trouble spelling your kids name and you named them

29. When you page yourself

30. When you’re late for everything and you try to act like it’s a cultural expression

31. When you wear flip-flops outside the house

32. When you add "ed" or "t" to the end of a word that’s already past tense like… (tooked,light skinneded , kilt, runit )

33. When you wear a watch that you know doesn’t even work

34. When your always eating at other peoples house and never bring NEthing

35. When you put your salted peanuts in the bottom of your coca-cola

36. When you eat cough drops like they're candy

37. When you pop or crack your gum

38. When your car cost more then your house

39. When you can learn the latest dances at your church choir

40. When the offering plate at your church goes around 5 times

41. When nobody in the wedding can really fit in their dress, including the bride

42. When there are more people in the wedding then there are in the audience

43. When everybody’s exes were invited because they are all remarried to someone else in the family

44. When the majority of the flowers at the wedding are plasitc and/or are taking back the following day

45. When you go out to a nightclub and stand outside in front of the club

46. When you ain’t got no clean underwear after taking a shower and you flip your used ones to the clean side and wear em’

You use these words but you say em wrong...

1. ambalamps - ambulance

2. skrimps or strimps - shrimp

3. skreet - street

4. axe - ask

5. showliz - that sure is

6. wayment - wait a minute