FWF Saturday Storm - July 1st, 2000

Pirahna vs. Mystery Opponent
Pirahna comes out, and says that he didn't come to this federation to be anything less than a main eventer. Now he knows that Ice and Ted are fighting for the World Title, and thats fine, but he is a tough man as well, and would like to hold an open challenge to anyone in the back. To everyone's surprise, Batman answers the challenge! Batman comes out and runs his laps around the ring, and then takes a swing at Pirahna, which Pirahna blocks, and punches Batman, knocking him off of his feet. Pirahna then picks him up and whips him off the ropes, and takes Batman down with a monster clothesline. Pirahna picks him up again, and nails a DDT, and then resorts to choking Batman with his cape. When Batman gets up Pirahna punches him, and throws him into the FWF sign at the entryway, then whips him off the ropes, and hits another clothesline. Pirahna goes for a pin, and to his surprise, he gets the three count, mercifully defeating Batman. After the match, he locks the Waterfall on Batman to prove a point. (1:12)

Eddie McPhereson Interview
(*The views of Eddie McPhereson are those of Eddie McPhereson, and not necesarily those of the FWF)
Eddie has been thinking lately: What's wrong with the world today? He has decided that it is the media, and television that make the world bad. But not all tv is bad, so he has put together a tape of the good and bad things in the world today. First we see a clip of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, which is a good show, about a nice man. Eddie wants to be his neighbor. Next, we see a clip of Eddie's favorite band, the Backstreet Boys. Too bad Eddie is poor and can't afford any of their cd's. In the world of sports, there is too much violence, but not in Pro Bowling, as this is the next clip we see. Next up, is a nice blue bear. The next clip is of Shania Twain, who is a very talented artist, and her song lyrics don't swear, so that is good. Next is Barney, showing that exercise is important, which Eddie agrees with. Now on to some bad things. First is a clip of Kid Rock, singing American Badass. Even the title is vulgar, and the video features "prostitutes, pimps, and rap music, oh my!" Next is a clip of shirtless men playing volleyball, which Eddie seems to enjoy.... Then theres the movie Oklahoma! which is good. But on the topic of violent sports, here is the worst of them all: Football. Football is a very bad thing. But here are the Muppet Babies, and Kermit the Frog, which are good and decent. Next is some more Barney, which is good, because you can't ever have enough Barney. Next up is Po's favorite show (Because she's in it), Teletubbies. By the way, Tinky Winky is not gay. He's just not straight. Now here is another bad thing. A music video featuring many half naked women. The world doesn't need corrupted children. But to counter act this atrosity, there are more good things, like Elmo, and a big dog. But another bad thing, is swimsuit models. Half naked women are bad. (Writers note: See the note above.) Next is another shirtless guy working out. Eddie is pleased, yet again. Finally, to end on a good note, the movie Chicken Run. Eddie also says, any comments or donations may be sent to: A cardboard box on 7th Street.

FWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Cracker vs. Nate Palm (c)
Palm starts things off by nailing Cracker with a quick DDT, and then punches him on the ground. Cracker gets up and they wrestle around for a bit, and Cracker gets the advantage, taking Palm to the ground and stomping him, until Palm trips Cracker. Palm stomps him on the ground, and then picks him up and heads toward the scaffolding, smashing Crackers head on it. He brings him to the mat, throws him down, and hits a spinning splash, earning a two count. Palm gets up, and is tripped by Cracker. Cracker hits two elbow drops, and then as Palm gets up, and hits a gutwrench front suplex. But as Cracker walks towards Palm, Palm reaches up and hits Cracker in the gut, and then Palm bulldogs Cracker. Palm stomps him, then hits the referee! Then, as Cracker gets up, Palm hits the Molotov Cocktail. But instead of pinning him, Palm goes and gets the FWF Logo sign at the entry way, and hits the Molotov Cocktail on Cracker through it! But because the ref is groggy, Palm only gets a two count. Then, he hits one more Molotov Cocktail through the sign, to end the match. Afterwards, Palm cleans house, attacking Cracker and the ref. (2:47)

Sexy Bear vs. Po the Teletubbie
Eddie accompanies Po to the ring, and then the match is off. Sexy hits a quick splash, and gets a two count, before Eddie breaks it up, and slams Sexy. Po takes advantage of this, and hits a Shooting Star Press, but Sexy Bear throws Po off. Po then hits a spinebuster, for a two count. Sexy then hits a splash, gets up, and stomps Po, followed by a piledriver, for a two count. Sexy tries one more time for the cover, but Po kicks out. Sexy then low blows Po, so when the ref's back is turned, Eddie slams Po a couple of times. They fight to the scaffolding, and Po powerbombs Sexy on it. They make their way back to the ring, and Po goes for a cover, but is thrown off. Po tries to slam Sexy, but Sexy falls back, and lands on Po, then follows with a leg drop, and then a front slam. But Po gets up and hits the Triple Po-erbomb for the pin. (2:50)

The Ice vs. Mr. Skeets
The Ice enters, but right in front of the entryway is a ladder, obviously a mind game by Ted McDougal. Mr. Skeets enters, and it is revealed that Skeets has just gone over to the darkside. The Ice gets a quick start, and hits Skeets with some knees, and a quick Fisherman's Suplex. Skeets gets back up, and Ice hits a couple of shots to the gut and back, and follows with a facebuster. With Skeets down, Ice goes for a submission in the figure four, but Skeets kicks him off, and goes on the offensive, with a couple of shots that stun Ice. Ice turns his back, and Skeets chop blocks him down. With Ice down, Skeets goes for a camel clutch, but The Ice tries to reverse with an electric chair drop. Skeets gets down, and hooks a front facelock, going for the DDT, but Ice wont go down, picks Skeets up, and hits a sidewalk slam. They both take some time to recover, but when they're up, Ice kicks Skeets, whips him off the ropes, and hits a massive clothesline. Ice takes too much time though, and Skeets gets back up, and hits a low dropkick, followed by a shoulder block, and a spear, taking The Ice down. Skeets then locks on a nerve hold, trying to make The Ice tap. Ice fights out though, and goes for another sidewalk slam, but this time Skeets reverses into a giant DDT! Skeets then hits repeated blows to Ice's back, and as he's hunched over, Skeets hits an axe kick. Ice gets up again, and Skeets puts him down with another low dropkick, taking him down. Skeets goes and tries to hit a leg drop, but Ice barely gets out of the way, and goes for a suplex, but Skeets reverses, with modified slam. Skeets is the first one up, and goes for a high cross body block, but Ice moves out of the way. Ice tries to whip Skeets into the ropes, but the ref is in the way, and gets taken down. Ice tries again though, and gets it, and hits a spear. Then, Ice hits a piledriver, and Ted McDougal runs out! Ted grabs the ladder, and slams it against Ice's back. He then sets it up, and hits a splash off the top of the ladder! Skeets quickly runs up then, and hits an elbow drop! Ted grabs the ladder and runs off, as the ref wakes up. Then Skeets locks in the Cornelius Bob, and Ice taps, ending the match. Afterwards, Ice gets up, and while Skeets is celebrating, sneaks up behind, and hits the Ice Breaker. Ted runs out again, and takes Ice down with the ladder, picks him up, and hits the Bagpipes! (4:49)

FWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Hardcore Beary vs. Ted McDougal (c)
They start out exchanging punches, and as it appears that Ted is getting the best of it, Hardcore jumps up, and lands a Thesz Press on McDougal! Ted gets up, and goes to complain to the ref, and Hardcore sneaks up from behind, and nails a low blow, and follows up with a hurricanrana, getting a two count. Hardcore Beary tries to follow up with another move, but Ted rolls Hardcore up, getting a two count. With Hardcore stunned, Ted hits a splash, for another two. Ted picks Hardcore up, and hits a DDT, followed by a leg drop. Ted tries for another cover, but Hardcore kicks out again. Ted gets up to argue with the referee, and shoves him. Hardcore sneaks up behind Ted, and gets on his hands and knees, and in retaliation, pushes Ted back, over Hardcore, and schoolboys Ted, for a quick two. Ted complains to the ref, while Hardcore climbs the scaffolding, and hits a high cross body. Ted fights falling over, then the ref pushes him, and gets a two count. Hardcore hits a splash, but Ted rolls him over, and gets a two count. Ted then grabs Hardcore, and hits a piledriver. Ted gets up, and assaults the ref with a DDT! Ted then attempts powerbombing Hardcore, but Hardcore reverses into a hurricanrana, for a sure three count, but the ref is down and can't count the pin. Hardcore goes to yell at the ref, and Ted comes and tries to hit Hardcore, but hits the ref instead! Then Ted powerbombs Hardcore on top of the ref and then throws Hardcore into the FWF sign at the entryway! He then slams Hardcore on a chair, sticks his leg in the chair, and stomps it! Hardcore tries to walk back to the ring, but his leg is obviously injured, then Ted runs from behind, and hits a chop block. The ref then kicks Ted, and Hardcore goes for the Hardcore Hangover, which McDougal reverses into a powerbomb, and falls to the ground. Hardcore crawls over to try to pin, but Ted throws him off! Hardcore hits repeated splashes, and gets a two count. Hardcore goes for a rollup, but still only gets a two. Hardcore hits a DDT, and still a two count. Ted stomps him, and takes him to the scaffolding, but Hardcore throws Ted's head into the support, and then hits a springboard body press, followed by a DDT, for two. Ted gets up and DDTs Hardcore for a two count. Ted then chokeslams the referee, and while he is out, Ted gets a chair, and assaults Hardcore with it! Ted hits a Bagpipes on the chair, throws the chair away, and covers for the win. (6:11)

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