FWF Saturday Storm - July 8th, 2000

Cracker vs. Eddie McPhereson
Cracker starts off by jumping Eddie and forcing him to the ground with repeated punches and kicks. With Eddie prone, Cracker hits two elbow drops, and takes time to flex. While his opponent is taunting, Eddie hits some not-so-stiff kicks to the midsection of Cracker. Eddie hits the wussy slaps on Cracker, and then they square off. Eddie tells Cracker to look away, which he does, and Eddie steals Cracker's hat! This enrages Cracker, which leads to a vicious beat down on Eddie, and Cracker regains his hat. Cracker slaps Eddie in the face while he is down, and when he arises, Eddie is disoriented, and cannot see. Cracker gets Eddie's attention, and punches him in the face. Eddie gets mad, and hits the Crane-Martial Arts kick, followed by a pinch to the arm. Eddie then signals for the Humpty Hump Love Pump, but Cracker reverses, throws Eddie to the ground, and pins him, earning a three-count. (2:04)

Jo-Jo vs. Batman
Jo-Jo starts off by laying down in the ring, encouraging Batman to attempt a move. Batman goes for a Bat-Splash, but Jo-Jo moves out of the way, and Batman misses. Batman attempts to punch Jo-Jo, but is countered, and knocked down by a Jo-Jo roundhouse. Jo-Jo then picks up Batman, and nails a DDT. Batman backs off to re-adjust his Batmask, and when he returns, gets punched in the "Bat-Jewels". Batman keels over, and Jo-Jo hits a facebuster. Jo-Jo then attempts a suplex, but Batman counters, to try his own, but he cannot succeed either, and Jo-Jo hits a DDT. Jo-Jo goes for the pin, and barely misses a three-count, as Batman pitifully gets an arm up. Jo-Jo then brings up Batman's legs, and hits another low blow, then hooks the leg, and gets another two. Jo-Jo then wraps Batman up in the sleeper, and Batman passes out, bringing an end to this incredibly one sided affair. (2:39)

It is announced that two new matches have been added to the No Escape card: Batman vs. Cracker, and Pirahna vs. the new star, No Limit Soldier.

FWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Mr. Skeets vs. Nate Palm(c)
Palm chokes Skeets down to the ground, and furiously punches him while he is down. He then picks Skeets up, and hits a gutwrench suplex outside of the ring! Palm then grabs a pineapple can, and hits Skeets with it. At this point the ref decides to allow this to become a hardcore match for the Intercontinental Title. Palm throws Skeets back into the ring, and begins to pick him up, but Skeets counters with a punch to the stomach. With Palm down, Skeets begins unleashing his demonic fury with punches and kicks to Palm. Skeets then goes for the chair, and brings it towards Palm, but it is hit back into his face, knocking him down. Palm then grabs the chair and brings it back to hit Skeets while he is down. He then puts the chair on top on Skeets, and leg drops the chair. Palm then throws the chair away, and begins to stomp at Skeets, who attempts a comeback, but Palm takes control again. Palm then gets a running start, and goes for a shoulder block. Skeets reverses however, jumps up onto the stage, and hits a double axe handle. Then Skeets jumps halfway up the tree, and hits a splash on Palm, which hurts his knee. Skeets takes full advantage, and goes after the knee. He then grabs the pineapple can, and hits Palm in the leg with it. Palm picks it up though, and throws it at Skeets, hitting him in the head. Palm then hobbles up, and drags Skeets over to the scaffolding, and throws him on. Palm then climbs it, and hits a knee drop with his good leg. He then elbows Skeets off the scaffolding, then picks him up, and hits a Molotov Cocktail through part of the scaffolding! They then run off into the woods where the fight resumes. Palm throws Skeets back into the arena, and climbs the scaffolding again, but Skeets comes back with a rod of some sort, and hits Palm in the gut, causing him to fall off. They then resume the fight around the scaffolding, with Palm taking the upper hand. But Skeets runs from behind and hits a bulldog back in the ring. He then sets up a chair, and jumps off with a knee drop! Skeets folds up the chair, and begins to hit Palm with it. Skeets is about to smash Palm, when he rolls away and throws the pineapple can at Skeets. Palm grabs a large piece of the arena wall, and hits Skeets with it, then the ref! Palm then hits a bulldog on skeets, followed by a senton splash. With Skeets down, Palm sets up two chairs, and puts the lid on top of it, creating almost a table. Palm comes over and tries to bring Skeets to the contraption, but Skeets takes control again, and signals for a powerbomb through the contraption, but Palm reverses, and back body drops Skeets right through it! He then picks up Skeets' limp body, and hits a Molotov Cocktail, for the 1-2-3, retaining the Intercontinental Championship. (7:11) After the match, Mr. Skeets, sets up the contraption once more, and bulldogs the referee through it. At No Escape these two are sure to have a war, in the first ever Cardboard Box Match for the Intercontinental Title.

After the break, FWF World Champion Ted McDougal comes down to the ring, with an announcement. Since Mr. Hawke is off on important business and will not be able to attend to all the FWF business himself, he has appointed a commissioner to the FWF. Ted would like to now introduce: Commissioner Ca$h. The new commissioner says that she is very pleased to be the commissioner, and as her first act she will appoint Mr. Hawke as the special guest referee for the World Title Ladder Match at No Escape. Ted then announces that the main event for the evening will be a tag team match featuring The Ice and Pirahna vs. Ted McDougal and ???. Ted hasn't been able to find a partner yet, so he issues an open invitation to join him as his partner. Mr. Skeets answers the challenge.

The Ice & Pirahna vs. Ted McDougal & Mr. Skeets
Before The Ice even enters, Pirahna gets in a shoving match with Mr. Skeets, but The Ice enters and the match is set. Ice will start for his team, and Ted wins at Paper, Rock, Scissors, so he will start. Ice goes for a hammerlock to open up, but sensing he is in trouble, Ted quickly tags to Skeets. Ice doesn't realize Skeets was tagged, and is jumped from behind by the demonic Mr. Skeets. Skeets gets Ice down, and goes for his legs, trying to keep him off of his vertical base. Ice makes his way up though, and when Skeets goes for a bulldog, he reverses it into a front slam. With the advantage on his side, Ice hits a Fisherman's Suplex, and tags out to Pirahna, but the ref is distracted, and forces Ice back in the ring. Pirahna is busy arguing with the ref, so Ted sneaks in and gets a cheap shot on The Ice, taking him down. Ice makes his way up, and it looks like he is going for another suplex, but Skeets blocks it, and Ted runs in and low blows Ice, taking him down. The ref notices this, and while he is reprimanding Ted, Pirahna runs in and nails Skeets. The ref notices this too, and comes to yell at Pirahna, who in turn, chokeslams the ref. Ted takes exception, and comes in and brawls with Pirahna, while Ice gains the upper hand again, and piledrives Mr. Skeets. Ice then makes the tag, and the ref notices this time. Pirahna comes in and begins to talk trash to a weary Skeets, but Skeets boots him in the gut, and hits a stunner, before making the tag to McDougal. McDougal goes to work on Pirahna, but Pirahna gets a low blow in, and whips Ted off the ropes. Pirahna lays down so Ted will jump him, but instead Ted stomps him, to allow himself recovery time. As Pirahna gets up, Ted hits a knee lift, followed by a DDT. Ted goes for the cover but Ice runs in ready to interrupt. Ted rolls away, and tags Skeets who first tries to get rid of The Ice, but gets suplexed again. Pirahna crawls on top of Skeets for the cover, but Ted breaks it up. Pirahna then goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Skeets reverses, throwing Pirahna to the ground. Pirahna sits up, and Skeets hits a neck whip, and then quickly locks in the Cornelius Bob! Ice comes and kicks him though, before Pirahna can tap. As Pirahna gets up he scoop slams Skeets, then attempts a Sharpshooter. But as Pirahna tries to twist Skeets, Skeets drop toe holds Pirahna. Ice tries to interfere again, but Skeets sees it coming, and they fight. While the ref tries to break Skeets and Ice's brawl up, Ted sets up a ladder and delivers a double axe handle to Pirahna. Skeets comes over to attack Pirahna, but Pirahna catches him in a DDT, then tags in The Ice, who gets in the ring, and takes off at a sprint, and spears Skeets. He goes for a full nelson slam, but Skeets kicks back, and low blows The Ice. With Ice dazed, Skeets kicks Ice, and hits a stunner. Skeets keeps on the attack with punches and kicks. Then Skeets pulls Ice up and hits a short piledriver, followed by a knee drop. Ted runs off, distracting the referee, allowing Pirahna to attack Skeets, and as Skeets gets up, Ice hits a DDT. Then as Skeets gets up, Ice hooks both arms, and hits a double-arm suplex. As Skeets tries to get back up, Ice grabs his head and hits the bulldog. He goes for the cover, but Ted interferes, breaking up the pin, and getting Ice's attention. Ice gets up to go after Ted, but Skeets runs in and hits a dropkick to The Ice's knee, taking him down. They wrestle around for a bit, until Skeets makes a hot tag to McDougal, who comes in punching, but The Ice blocks one of them, and DDT's Ted. Ice then tags out to Pirahna. He comes in, and Skeets hits a double axe handle, and takes Pirahna down. He goes for a pin, but Ice interferes, causing the match to continue. Pirahna gets back up, and hits a huge powerbomb on Skeets. Pirahna goes for the pin, but only gets 2. Pirahna picks up Skeets and whips him into the ropes. Skeets makes a blind tag. Pirahna hits his clothesline on Skeets, but then Ted comes from behind and hits a chokeslam on him. Ted tries to pin Pirahna, but it is broken up by Ice. Ice and Skeets brawl off, while Pirahna gains the upper hand, and knees Ted in the midsection. Pirahna whips Ted off the ropes and hits a clothesline. Meanwhile, Ice throws Skeets to Pirahna, who picks him up, and throws him on top of Ted! Pirahna goes for a pin, but Skeets breaks it up. Ted throws Pirahna down, and then goes for a Boston Crab. Ice comes in to break it up, but is intercepted by Skeets. Ted tags in Skeets, and Pirahna tags in Ice, and those two go at it. Ice spears Skeets, and begins to punch him, but Ted throws him off. Ted then sets up a ladder, as Skeets gains the upper hand. Skeets whips Ice into the ropes, and as Ice runs back, Skeets jumps up the ladder, and hits a flying lariat on Ice. With Ice down, Skeets runs off to hit Pirahna, but he is countered, and Pirahna and Ice hit a double powerbomb on Skeets. Ted comes in with the ladder, and Ice tries to get it away from him, but Ted wins the struggle, then Ice is speared by Skeets. Skeets attempts to splash Ice, but Ice barely gets out of the way, and goes for a cover, but only gets 2. Ice once again goes after Ted, but Skeets runs from behind with a chair, hits Ice, then sets it up, jumps off and hits Ice with a flying body press. Skeets then splashes him from the top of the ladder, to get the three count. (15:15) After the match, they all brawl as Saturday Storm goes off the air.

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