God- I've just read this again and I'm scared of myself! lol. Now suitable for under 18's! The pictures are baaad so i've added some webcam shots at the bottom of the page. :0x (23/12/01)

Here's a bit about me anywayz...

I'm Kerry "Kerzia" (for all you who know me on the Internet) Wilkinson (5"2 1/2), I am a self-professed, accident prone hypochondriac and insomniac- my current injury is an achilles tendon strain. I was previously (and still could be) a chronic nail biter but I'm trying to get out of it and have actually broke a few nails- yey I think. My birthday (so you can send me lots of parkly purdy things) is 22nd December (born 1985) the same day as Richey! I was brought into the world to the sound of Haircut 100's "Favourite Shirts (Boy meets Girl)" which I actually like a lot and all the hospital staff were "merry" because I was born late at night after their Christmas booze-up. Lucky me.

I lve with my younger sister Suzie (who's 12) and my Dad in Hull, Yorkshire (that's in the UK for you foreigners). My mum died from alcohol poisoning because she married another alcoholic, shoplifting tramp (also known as Harry- my step-dad)after my Dad kicked her out of the house for being a drunken, child-abusing *£%$?@. I don't feel any regret for not speaking to her after my battle with her for the first years of my life, trying to save myself and my little sister. As you can tell, I don't mind talking about her. No I didn't like her, no I never will, no I don't care that I am callous.

I aspire to become a great music journo/ radio producer/ band manager/ video producer and I am writing similar stuff for my Media Studies coursework so that's fun. I am studying for Media Studies, Geography, German, Statistics, English, Science (Double Award), Maths, Statistics, RE (Short Course) and IT GCSE's- that's 11. I then hope to go to 6th Form to do 3 A Levels and an AS Level of the following; English Language, Sociology, Media Studies and Photography. I am interested in Criminology though how I would go about studying this (and what job it leads to) I don't know.

My hobbies are web designing (see my diary, my jewellery website and this one!) and I've probably made about 6 websites over the years. I write quite a bit and you can see this at http://deadloss.tripod.com if you're that bothered. I also read a lot- mainly modern day classics like George Orwell books, American Psycho, and I've reading Sylvia Plath's The Belljar. I got a collection of books yesterday for my birthday- including A Kestrel for a Knave, Norman Mailer- The Fight, Franz Kafka, Albert Camus (ooer) and Homage to Catalonia. I make beaded jewellery and sell at shows and on my website, but most of my orders come through school (so maybe I was wrong about the hell hole). I love music more than clothes, shopping, jewellery, hair accessories, sparkly things, chupa chups, apple pasties and Curly Wurlys/any kind of chocolate put together- I think. My favourite band (as you can tell) is the Manic Street Preachers but I'm also quite keen on Mull Historical Society, Seafood, Haven, Mansun, Suede, Placebo, Graham Coxon, The Strokes, Turin Brakes, Dandy Warhols, Stereophonics and my Internet bud Toby Slater. I should mention that I idolise Nicky Wire and Julian Casablancas. I reckon the drummer of Black Rebel Motorcycle Club (Nick Jago) is pretty OK looking... heheheheh!

Some of my favourite Bands: Manics! Elastica! Placebo!
Clinic!The Clash! Idlewild! PJ Harvey!
The Beatles! Pulp! Smashing Pumpkins! Suede!
Stereophonics! The Jam! Sex Pistols!
And others I couldn't find a Minipop for!

I don't watch much TV but when I do I like Ally McBeal, Later with Jools Holland, The Big Breakfast and I liked Casualty beofre the storylines went OTT. My favourite programmes when I was younger were Rainbow, Sooty, Button Moon, Magic Roundabout, Bill and Ben, Spatz (the thing in the fast food restaurant), Danger Mouse and Henry's Cat.

My diet consists of Paracetamol/Decongestants/Cocodamol (to suit whatever I am currently compaining about), Hot Ribena, Chupa Chups, Crunchy Nut Cornflakes, Ryvita and Philadelphia, Chocolate, Greasy Burgers and Bacon sandwiches.

I would put pictures of my friends up here but they probably won't let me. So I'll mention them anyway.

Philippa is the blonde one (and the oldest) and stands at 5"5. Her birthday is November 1st. She likes the Manics (now I have tied her up and made her listen to them 24/7 for an entire month) and Space- another Welsh band. She's very brainy although she doesn't think so and is the most stressed and depressed of my friends. She likes Tom Cruise. We have conversations on where Richey has gone. Her theory is that he was gay and had feelings for Nicky and he broke his heart when he got married. I see her most days because she lives down the next street to me and is in most of my classes.

Hannah is 5"11 (and is younger than me) and her birthday is in May like (almost) ALL my friends. She likes Linkin Park (of doubtful taste), Idlewild and Muse. She's the one who wears her hair in bunches  and wears short sleeved collared shirts over 3/4 length tops(???). She is not only very strange but is about a foot taller else. She likes David Boreanaz (yuck).

Jenny and Clare are twins (5"2). They are part of the May birthday group. Clare is an R'n'B freak and likes Nelly, Sisqo and such other strange people. Jenny is completely obsessed with the Stereophonics (and fancies Kelly). Both support Hull FC Rugby and haven't missed a match since they were 2. They are freaks I tell you.

Dominique is known for being an A* candidate, her smallness (about 5"1) and bad attitude. She is really brainy specialising in Maths and Physics but fails a bit at English because she doesn't like it but won't admit it. Whereas most of my friends will join me when I'm in a hysterical mood- Dom scorns it. She is a Sport freak and is captain of Hull Girls Football Team. She also plays Badminton and Hockey. She supports Leeds United and fancies the violent one, can't remember his name... I *think* it's Alan Smith. So I don't follow football, OK?

Marie is the quiet one. She is 5"3 and I know her as "moody moo". She is usually depressed about something and it is usually related to the male breed. Marie is a Mormon and goes to Seminary at the crack of dawn every morning. Her favourite bands are The Offspring and I think Linkin Park (Of doubtful taste).

My other friends include Natasha the ballerina/cheerleader (Sum 41 fan- of doubtful taste), Mwana, Lai-Mei, Emma (who likes Linkin Park- Of doubtful taste and Limp Bizkit- also of doubtful taste), Jenni (who loves My Vitriol, Muse, et al), Sam and Laura (who likes Ash and the Dandy Warhols).

Welcome to my world. :0) Here's some (scary) pictures of me...