THETRIP HOME PHOTOS ANDSOME BORING STUFF

March 2001

We are probably stranded in the middle of nowhere and cantget near a computer to give you an update. Either that or we are having too gooda time and we could not be arsed. Later!

------(Simon)19 March 2001------

I have some emails from the lads, haven't been able to do anything with the page recently, so here is a load of info from the lads! (Simon)

------(Shane)21 March 2001------

Hows it going. We are of to treck to Evcerest Base camp tomorrow. It sounds pretty tought. It take about 25+ days to do the whole thing. None of this flying in our out for us. At least not unless our travel insurance is paying for it??. We all got ourselves fitted silk shirts yesterday. They are class. I have a matching tie for mine(styling). They were cheap but in terms of our budget it was a wee bit over the top. We had to buy loads of trekking gear for thew hike. There are so many shops here in Katmandu and tings are so cheap. We ahd a great time shopping and we all spent a fortune. Along with our snazzy silk shirts and ties we also got ourselves specially embroidered t-shirts. The front says Quit Your Job and the back has "India To Ireland By Bullet". They are class. I also got two of my fleeces done the same. The sooner we get out of Katmandu the better. I am spending a fortune(Which I dont got) here. We are still recovering from Paddies Day. We were our on the piss for 3 night in a row. Does not sound like much but when you have only had 2 beers in the previous month and are at 1300m it gives you a wicked hangovert. Fordy went and bouyght himself a minus 300 C sleeping back. Its massive and weight 2 Kg. I think he must be planning a summit attempt. Well we are all keeping well. I'm still a bit irregular! but hopefully base camp wont be a problem. We are trekking for the next 25 daays or so so this will probably be the last update from us for quite a while. We might geta chance to phone Simo from somewhere along the trek(but I doubt they have phones. The last road we will see will be tomorrow.We are really looking forward to it . Base camp is a mere 5400m so it should nae be a bother to any of us. We have so little spacethat we had to limit everything severly. I think Fordy said he is only bringing 3 jock and 3 pairs of socks. I am limiting my gear but some things I wont sacrifice. I'bve squeezed in 6 pars of jocks which for 25 day still sounds pretty bad. Well I better go as we still have a few problems with paper work for the bikes to sort out before we go trekking. Enjoy the day jobs, On the way up, Shane T.


----(FORDY/SANTA)----
Mon, 19 Mar 2001 11:15:12 -0000

Hi,
how are things at home? We have arrived in Kathmandu, at last, and had one hell of a Paddys Day parade (from Kilroys Irish Rrestaurant to Paddy Foleys Irish Bar!). Had a wicked hangover the following day (havn't been on the piss since I arrived). Finally found a party worth talking about. You can always depend on an Irish Pub for the crac!
All for now, Brian F.

----(FORDYTEC)---- Date:Wed, 14 Mar 2001 12:05:51 -0000

Yo there,

How's she cuttin'? The news so far is below.

Friday (9/03/01) Nagpur - Seoni
We left Nagpur, heading north for Kanha. Got going very late, as we were sending mails. We decided to stop in Seoni for lunch (I had to send some faxes to Simon anyway). Somehow, Shane managed to get another puncture after lunch, just as we were about to leave Seoni. Ended up with a huge crowd about him, as he fixed it. I think he was pretty pissed by the time he was finished (I thought it was quite funny, but then again, I wasn't the centre of the spectacle!). As we left town, I stopped to ask directions. I thought Shane was behind me, but he never showed, so I assumed Kevin and Shane had gone on. I booted out the road to catch up, and eventually (about 30km out) I caught Kevin. No Shane. Went back into Seoni to see what the problem was. On the way, we were hit by the mother of all thunder storms. Stopped under a tree to wait for the storm to pass. As I was standing there, I thought I shouldn't be standing here, but I'm dammed if I'm standing out there! Anyway, we found Shane, where he'd had another puncture. Once again, the piece of wire hadn't been removed the first time! It was late and we were soaked, so we decided to stay put in Seoni. Got some food in the nearest food house (only cost about Rs80 fior the three of use for dinner!).

Later we went out to sample the festival air. That night and the following days are the Hindu Calander new year, a festival called Holi. There was a bonfire outside, which we watched, and then some of the locals invited us to their house. There weemed to be some argument about whose house we went to, and eventually we were brought to a small gathering of people (middleaged local political group), drinking paan. Very enjoyable evening - Shane and I got our palm's read. At the end of the evening, we were invited to a picnicthe following day. We were told not to travel in the morning - too much hassle due to the festival.

Saturday (10/03/01) Seoni - Kanha
The following morning, the picnic didn't materialise, so we went in search of breakfast. Got covered in paint instead! Holi is also known as the festival of colour. Kevin was the first to get coloured. By the end, we were unrecognisable. Walking about, we were plied with drink, paan, sweets, biscuits etc. We were treated like visiting dignatary. Anyway, we headed out about 2pm (after I had been sick), and eventually made it to Kanha National Park, about 6pm. It was getting pretty chilly at that stage. We stayed in a place called Van Vihar, guesthouse at the Kahli gate.

Sunday (11/03/01) Kanha
Got up at 5am for the Safari. Left the guesthouse, in the frigid morning light, by jeep. On the way into the park, we passed numerous animals, wild boar, deer, monkeys etc. The safari itself was pretty amazing, but we didn't get to see any tigers. Before noon, we were told we could see a tiger from the back of an elephant for Rs300. Bit of a scam really, but we went for it. 2 minute elephant ride, couldn't really see the tiger, as he was in long grass.

That afternoon, we decided to stay a second night, and went on a second safari at 4pm. Glad we did. The second was much better, and at the end, we managed to get a proper look at a tiger, resting just off the road. Shane got some class footage.

Monday (12/03/01) Kanha - Katni
Got going very late today, as Kevin's bike was misbehaving. Finally got going about noon, but managed to cover the 270km before dark. One incident - Driving through one of the towns, I heard a crash, and saw Shane and Kevin swerving to avoid a wheel which had just fallen off the truck in front of them. Gives a new meaning to the term "Fell off the back of a lorry".

Tuesday (13/03/01) Katni - Varanassi
Bit of a long drive today. The road was brutal at the beginning, but improved slowly. Arrived into Varanassi at dusk. Managed to find the lodge without incident. Lovely place.

Wednesday (14/03/01) Varanassi
Spent the day today walking about Varanassi. The Ghats are facinating. The most amazing sight is the burning ghat. Up to 100 people are cremated here each day. They use sandal wood (Rs110 per kilo, takes about 200 - 300 kilos). This is a huge sum to most. Keep being pestered for somthing tho' - only annoyance.
All for now. Brian F.

----(KEVIN 'FREE AS A BIRD')----
Hi All,
Just to let you know I am changing my address is changing to kevfortune@yahoo.com cause hotmail is just too slow out here. Yahoo seems to work better.

Well we are 4-5 days off from Varnasai still but that includes an elephant safari so that is a good reason to slow down a day, from Varnasai it is up to Nepal and some real mountain roads, those hair pin bends up the mountains should be class. That will take about another 4 days. Can somebody tell me if we are going to make it to Katmandu before paddies day or not. I think I will start taking bets on it now. So far so good. My bike has only stopped once in the first 4200km, Electrical problem, loose wire, forde fixed it within 20mins, well done forde. Not bad going at all considering Forde keeps losing his engine mounting nuts and shane has had 3 punctures, touch wood.

Anyway to everyone this trip is going excellently, apart from the fact that 2 days ago I completley lost my cool in a small town called Gooty, where we stopped up for the night. While Forde went to check out a hotel about 50, this is not an exageration, 50 men came and crowded around us. basically crushing us. It was funny for the first 5 mins, but Forde takes ages to look at rooms. I was getting really pissed off and then someone trys taking my glasses. I was annoyed. Then we basically were stared at for the rest of the evening. Weird experience!

Stay away from those farmyard animals for a while people in Ireland,
More updates to follow!
Kevin


(Shane T)13/03/01 Hi we survived the holy festival but no matter what we do we cannot get the paint off ourselves. Fordys hair has gone pink/blue/green/purple etc. It looks hillarious(and actually quite cool at the same time) and there is nothing he can do about it. We are behind schedule for Paddies day but we will hopefully make Paddy Reillys pub in Katmandu for the evening of the 17th. I'll leave it to one of the other lads to fill yee in on our little accident/incident on the road the other day. Ohh and we saw two tigers in Kana tiger reserve. Really class except for the fact that I messed up some of the footage by not having the autofocus on. I know! ghrrrr. We its and early start tomorrow we watched them burnign the bodies beside the ganges today(really weird sight)and we are going for the Ganges sunrise boat trip in the morning. Hopefully we dont run into too many bodies floating in the river. Ohh I have no time to update the other page so Simo might paste this in when he gets his next update(*cheers boss) Talk to yis, Who am I

09 March 2001

(Fordy) The news so far from India...We finally left Hampi on Tuesday (6/3/01) morning, about 8am, heading roughly North (well at least it's generally the right direction). Shane hasn't been well the last few days, so we decided not to go too far toady. Just as well, 'cos the road was brutal. We only got about 120km, before we stopped, at Grooty. I went in search of a hotel for us to stay in, and when I returned, there was a huge crowd where I had left the lads. There must have been over 50 people standing around (swamping) the lads!We checked in, and later, as I have been having some trouble withmy cluch, I decided to try to adjust it. After about 10 minutes, I had a large gathering about me, watching. It's funny at first, but after a while, it just becomes a pain in the backside. Shane had the same treatment when he tried to do some work on his bike, they just drove him Gooty!Yesterday (Wednesday 7/3/01), We travelled from Gooty to Kamareddi (just over 400km), and today, we travelled just under 400km, to Nagapur. We'll travel on tomorrow, to the Tiger sanctuary, north of here.Once again, the roads here just amaze me. I have seen some of the most bizzare things on the roads, including buffalo asleep in the outside lane of a highway, trucks travelling on the wrong side of a dual carrageway etc. I nearly hit a chicken, cow, pedestrian and Tata truck today. The Tata Truck was the scariest. I was about to overtake the truck, when the driver deceded to overtake a vehicle infront, but at the last minute, slammed on the brakes. I didn't have time to stop, so swerved onto the other side of the road, onto the far margin. The truck behind me drove into the back of the truck infront. If I had stayed where I was, I would have been mince meat!Toady, we decided to stop in Nagapur, in the lap of luxury. The hotel we are staying is top class, and is costing Rs750 (the princely sum of $15) per night for the 3 of us!

(Shane T)07 March 2001

****Hi, I'm in an Internet cafe in somewhere with a name something like kamran(no its actually nothing like that-whatever?. Its 100km North of Hydherabad. I managed to finally get myself out of my sick bed in Hampi. I had what we think was heat exhaustion. At one point I was running a temperature of 39.5. I had the usual, vomiting, the runs, stomach cramps. I have never ever felt this bad in my life and never want to again. I was in bed for 4 days. No toilet in the room, no airconditioning, not much at all really. Oh yeah and the jacks at the end of the hallway was a squatter. One of the most memorable things about the whole awful experience happened at about 3 am one of the morings. during my once every 20 min visits to the little boys room I narrowly avoided a rather angry scorpion. I will leave it to your imagination, it was too close to try explain!. Currenlty we are all a bit stressed out with the whole India thing. The noise(beep-beeep all bloody night long-they never stop), the constant staring, the crowding around, the touching and twiddling with everything on the bikes, the being run off the road every 2 minutes, 0 privacy, people everywhere(I'm sure I have left loads of things out)and the heat(+humidity),. Its just all got a bit too intense for now. Roll on Nepal. Ahh thats better- getting a good old moan out of the way. I bet that makes everyone at home feel better as well knowing that its not all a bed of roses out here. We are going to the biggest National park in the country the day after tomorrow so I'm looking forward to that. From there we head for Varanassi and then on to Katmandu. We are running behind schedule but we got over 400km done today so thats caught us up a bit. Its been over six weeks since myself and Kevin left and I'm sure yee have all missed us loads. Ohh yeah my beard is coming along nicely. Should be handy for those sub zero temperatures in Nepal. Oh to be cold again

05 March 2001(Fordy)The ongoing saga.....Well we arraive in Bangalore on 27/02/2001. Kevin had to get his bike serviced here, so that took a few hours. Later we stopped on Mahatma Gandhi road, and then Brigade Road, which is where the 'hip' people of Bangalore hang out. It looked pretty much like any US mall town. A few moments after we pulled up, someone behind me told me I would have to move on. I was about to tell him where to go (you normally don't get told what to do here) when I realised it was a cop! Bangalore is a bit different to the rest of India....We stayed in a Hotel called the Airlines Guest House, which had hot water (or so I thought). Shane had his shower, I had mine, and then when Kevin went in for his, the hot water stopped. Well actually all the water stopped! I went down to investigate, and was told that there was only hot water in the morning. Big argument with the manager, 'cos I was pretty tired after the driving that day, and we hadn't eaten all day. Anyway, Kevin got a bucket of boiling water in the end (which is more than we get in most places!).The prices here are a bit outrageous. Between us we spent over Rs1000 (about $20) on dinner and beer, which is normally enough to keep us for 2/3 days.The following morning (28/02/2001) we decided not to stay in Bangalore. Too much culture shock! We headed north to Nandi Hills, where there is a hill fort. Quite impressive, at about 1500m, overlooking the surrounding plains. Kevin lost his camera here, and when he went back to get it, it was gone.Anyway, we headed on, and on the way, picked up two hitch hikers. Ended up driving for about an hour and a half in the dark, because none of the towns we passed had guest houses. Finally found a guest house in Penukonda, and stayed there the night.The following morning, (01/03/2001) we go up quite early, and hit the road about 10am. On the way out we passed a sigh fo Timbaktu! Couldn't pass it, so we followed the dirt track for a few km, where we passed two guys walking. Kevin gave one of them a lift, as far as Timbaktu. He showed us around what was just a collection of houses. He invited us on a little further up the road to a Ashram, where we met their Swami (holy man). Kevin: "Is this you place?" Swami: "This is Gods place"He wanted us to stay a few days, but we declined. We stayed for lunch anyway. Before lunch we climbed the hill behind the Ashram, and got some breathtaking photos.Left there about 1pm, and headed to Hampi over 130km of the worst roads we have travelled so far (Anantapur-Bellary-Hospet-Hampi). My back was in bits after the drive. When we arrived in Hampi, there were flys and hotel touts everywhere. Kevin went off and selected a hotel, the Hanuman Guest House. Good place at Rs50 per room.On Friday, 2/3 I headed in to Hospet, the nearest large town to Hampi, to get my bike serviced, but cant get it done till tomorrow. Went back to Hampi where I met the lads on the main Bazzar. They had been up to one of the main temples, but the charge was $10. They climbed a nearby hill overlooking the temple instead - nearly killed themselves in the heat! Later we went to see the temple in the middle of town. Rs2 cover charge. Not much to see really - sitting in the middle of town watching the monkeys, pigeons, hens & people was more fun!Saturady 3/3, got up early to get the bike serviced. Met Shane, who said he wasn't too well. I headed into Hospet and left the bike in. Wandered around town for a few hours. Pretty class place really. Had dinner and a coffee for Rs11 (about 22p). People everywhere greeting me, Kids asking for "chocolate", "school pen", or "one rupee". Went back to the bike shop, but the bike still wasn't ready. Finally, about 6pm the bike was ready. They had pretty much rebuilt the top end of the engine (somthing wrong with the rockers). Headed back to Hampi, where I met Kevin. Shane had been sick all day. Kevin reckoned he had heat exhaustion from the climb yesterday.Sunday, 4/3, lazed about all day. Wandered about the bazzar, and met some people. We had intended leaving tomorrow, but Shane is still in a bad way. We will probably have to leave it for a while, until he is well enough to drive.Monday 5/3, Shane's a bit better. Probably leave tomorrow. Shane met a scorpion in the toilet this morning. He'll probably write about it all himself!Tune in next time to hear more from Pigs in Space.....

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