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| They were the N*Sync of the early 90's. I'm ashamed to say I enjoyed their drivel. These one (alright, maybe two) hit wonders were a phenomenal success with those of us who were obviously inhaling too much glue. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Better than many of the popular acts of the nineties. Michael didn't just give up once his fifteen minutes of fame were over he realeased another album to lack-luster sales. That's why we love this guy. He's a real Thriller. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| They're such excellent role models for young girls. I would be so proud to see my daughter stroll out of the house in a plastic catsuit or even better, wrapped scandolously in the British flag. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| The Material Girl herself: Madonna. I'm not sure she's any better of a role model than the Spice Girls, I mean Britney Spears idolized her and look where that got us. Come to think of it Britney Spears is a lot like Madonna: *Dyes hair blonde- yes *Married hastily and then quickly divorced- yep *Makes very public statements about sex- check *Wears underwear outside clothes- absolutely Wow, Britney's publicist must have an awful time trying to come up with ways to market her drivel. |
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| MC Hammer. Stop, it's Hammer Time! Even to this day it amuses me just to hear that phrase. I selected this picture because it really showcased the Hammer Pant. The gold lame really accentuates his utter foolishness. He looks like a navy officer fell off the ship into a harem and had to belly dance his way out again. The bling-bling factor is just plain dumb-dumb in this man. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| CDs were introduced in the 90's for everyone's listening pleasure. Starting at back: Spice Girls- Spice and Spice World Backstreet Boys- Backstreet's Back, self-titled, and Millenium Hit Zone 3 Now- 2, 3, 4, and 5 Aqua- self-titled All Saints- self-titled Britney Spears- self-titled S-Club (7?)- 7? |
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