Name That Caption



Here's some fun for the whole family! The picture below is one of those that is just begging for an interesting caption. Send your ideas to me at the below email address and if they are clean (or at least not horribly obscene) I will post it on this page. I will also include your name (or an alias for those of you with outstanding warrants).



Current Caption:

"Not a day goes by that SOMETHING doesn't
get humped in the world of Mark."

Email your ideas to: dcarpenter@tvcclinic.com




Suggested Captions

1. "Katy's "Birds and the Bees" talk goes horribly awry when Mark has one of his daily prison flashbacks."
Darin Carpenter
2. "I thought it was my turn to lead!"
Larry Moore, Anchorage, Alaska
3. Katy says  "There is something awkward here, you're doing it all wrong.  That's not the way the movie at school showed how      to do it.  Would you like me to bring the movie home?"
Shelle O'Hara

4. "No, Mark, nothing is 'popping up' yet, but I'll keep watching for it.  Can that REALLY happen with an inanimate object?"
Dave Thum, Clevland, Ohio
5. "I guess since his head flew off, my "Heimlich Manouver" was successful"
Paul Burke, Someplace warm
6. "Well,at least "it's" warm
Paul Burke
7. OK,are you watching...are you, well, are you. OK,that's enough teaching today honey
Paul Burke
8. Daddy, I don't think that's Chad.
Paul Burke
9. Outdoor clothing...$ 125.98, anthropomorphic dummy dressed in grunge clothing... $230.50, Digital Camera...$800.00, look    on my daughters face as I film my first porn movie...PRICELESS!
Paul Burke (Looks like SOMEONE has
some free time on his hands!)
10. Dad, are you pretending you're playing with the dog again??
Darin Carpenter
11. Mark's uncanny upper body strength inadvertently pops the head off the choking victim while performing the Heimlich      Manuever.
Mark Dickerson
(AKA Humpmeister)