Cast of Characters




   
Mike Burgess
as
"Steve"

Mike is a natural playing the part of the voluptuous
"Steve" whose major interests in life are consuming
snack foods in large quantities and moving as little
as humanly possible.
 
Karl Mitchell
as
"Chris"


Originally Karl's part called for an Eagle Scout but
after working with him for a while we figured he was much
 more suited for the character of "Turets Boy"
or "Felon on Parole". Seeing as we wanted to try and
make this movie suitable for television we steered away from
the turets suffering character went with the "Felon on Parole".
Hence, the ankle bracelet.
 

Mark Dickerson
as
"Mark"


Mark plays the part as leader of this doomed expedition.
It soon becomes apparent that as a leader, Mark
is rather inept and most likely unclear on what the
definition of the word "expedition" even means.

 

Frank Delaney
as
"Ryan"


Frank, with his extensive resume of acting credits brings a touch of class and legtimacey to this film. Whether this movie will bring him the fame and fortune he desires or leave him at some street corner washing car windshields with old newspapers remains unknown at this time. Most likely the latter.
 

Elle Delaney
as
"Debbie"

Elle also comes to this film with quite an impressive acting resume. What her and Frank are doing here we are not quite sure. All we can figure was that either it was a slow year for the theater or they lost a bet somewhere.
 
"The Beast"

Although a reclusive creature by nature, The Beast
considers himself somewhat of a "people monster".
 It is not quite clear what his definition of "people monster" is.
Hailing from the farthest reaches Nepal, Beast comes from what he describes as a small, average family whose main source of entertainment was dining on the flesh of freshly slaughtered yaks and disemboweling the occasional sherpa that happened by.