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Bowman revealed to his wife he is really a woman and his real name is bowoman,his wife kicked him out of his house and he went to live with claude and rena,bowoman was normal to rena but (s)he/it kept hitting on claude.claude was sick of (s)he/it hitting on him and sliced him up and burned him with his phase gun,rena was happy to see bowoman was gone,but,little did claude know, transexual idiots are nearly immortal,bowoman came back as bowoman again,he appeared on claudes front door step,bowoman was naked,claude shut the door,grabed his sword and hit bowoman,it had absolutely no effect ''dammit!!!"' yelled claude,it attracted the attention of ashton on his trip to count all the barrels in the world,he rushed to claude and saw bowoman,he too tried to slice him to bits,again,no effect,then claude got vern-vern,he persuaded (s)he/it to call it silly,bowoman was knocked off expel...probably not for long though...bowoman found him self in a world with vern verns,he tried insulting them to get booted back to expel,but it didnt work.he found a mysterious old man and said''do you want me to reveal your past memories?''bowoman replied yes,suddenly,a solid hologram(contradictive,who cares)of neniah appeared and slapped her/him/it in the face,(s)he then left the old guy,he tried to hook up w/a vernvern but he kept getting kicked in the shins he almost gave up hope...
Finally,bowoman found a way to persuade a vernvern to go out with him,he then convinced it to go back to expel with him.the vernvern complied,they were warped back to arlia where ash and pris were seen together,precis,ashtons wife,was helping ashton count the barrels,bobot was finding barrels in odd places,in trees for example,bowoman ran up to ashton and tried to do something odd to him,ashton chucked bowman 10 feet and he landed on poor elanoar,who was adopted by ash and pris,rena heard her crying and pounded bowoman then casted fairy heal on elanoar
Knowing queen celine,she told her to imprison bowoman...that will hold him...bowoman secretly knew he would be rescued by vernvern...to be continued... |
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