My Cactus Friend

Grillo has a cactus friend. You do not need to know the
name of Grillo's cactus friend. It is NONE OF YOUR DAMN
BUSINESS, LOPPY!!! You do not have a cactus friend. I do.
This cactus friend is from Arizona but now he lives in
Kentucky. Just like Grillo. If you knew anything at all
about cactus friends you would know that Grillo's is the
best. As if we care what you think anyway. Go away.