The Milk That Vanished

One night in 1979 me was smoking french fries behind the Burger Thing with Chumley and Rhubarb and Satan and some guy whose name I doesn't rememba. Me (Grillo) doesn't even recall going home, but when I woked up, I was in mine bed covered with vomit. I reached for my bottle of milk which I had been safe-keeping on my bedside stand for several weeks in case of ee-mergency, and IT WAS ALMOST ALL GONE!!!! Only a scant liddle bit was left, not even enough to moisten a tick. Did YOU drink it? If so, e-mail me and tell me where you live so I can hit you.

The missing milk has not turned up, and remains a mystery to this day.