"Don't do crack. It's bad for you!!" - Weird Kid from Upper C Wing (Is he related to weird druggie guy from F wing? see below)
"Un-zippy zippy!" - Kari
"Mr. Artz took us to jail." - Mandi
"Jen, my computer thinks you're a whore." - Me
"That's a nice rack" - Chair Whore
"Mike's my Flag Bitch and Jen's beautiful!" - Mandi
"And I'm a dumbass!" - Me
"The Miss America pageant is on tonight." - Jen
"Oh! I'm gonna win that!" - Adrian
"I want to live in an orange!" - Me
"Instead of saying "Kiss me I'm Irish" it should be "Fuck me I'm Horny" just because it's more politically correct." - Sue
"Ally... making out with fridge" - Sarah
"You're my falling bitch!" - Sue
"Tampons tampon tampons!!!" - Kari and Mandi
"Did you just say you like to screw mothers? Does that, like, literally, make you a motherfucker?" - Christina
"Yup." - Enron
"Oh!! Seals!! Are they dead?" - Katelyn
"Mike, you're such a tool." - Kari
"Mike has no tool" - Katherine
"How can I have a locker if it doesn't exsist?" -Adrian
"It's hard to run in my high-tech Jesus shoes, okay?!" - Matt
"West Virginia is a waste of space." - Pat
"Oh, hey! It's... That!" - Adrian's new name for Jacko
"Maybe if we ask your dad he can sleep with us." - Sarah
"Bye Heather...have a great winter. See you in 3 hours." - Elise
"La Jouste dans La Pool (L'Holla!)" - Katie C's sign for Carnival @ FCDC
"The answer to everything (yes?) Life, the Unviverse, and Everything in between is...(yes?) is...(YES?) forty-two." - the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
"Say their names again!" - Ashley
"No, I forgot them all. Except Sparkly. Itchy bum! Itchy! Bum!" - Jackie
"You are about to achieve something big [in bed]" - Ty
"It's the little calculator on Viagra." - Kyle
"Ooooooh, I got an error message." - Adrian
"Look, people!" - Adrian
"Where?!" - Me
"Push the button!" - Nick
"I want an innocent but accused murderer as my godfather. I can see many benefits." - Adrian
"It's like orange juice. On a stick." - Mom
"I save MY energy for bed!" - Mandi
"mmmamthurday" - Adrian's new month
"No Eating Drinking Smoking or Sex" - Sign in Maine outside a general store
"My letters get eaten by each other..." - Me
"I'm Dumb, and Heather is Dumberererer!" - Jacko
"Did you have fun lawning your mow?" - Me
"Long-sleeved pants!" - Me
"Don't talk into your husband! It is senseless!" - Mandi
"We need new vehicle." - the Terminator guy, after his car goes through an exploding building and the car looks dead.
"Is he okay, or just screwed?" Skateguard guy
"Gentelmen, please do not seige warfare on your classmates!!" - Ms Gorman
"Heather, you just hit that lady with a stand!" - Mandi
"You need directions for your pants." - Jen
"I just told my Italian Ice to die..." - Adrian
"Cocaine....is, uh, not that great." - Me in a health class presentation
"On what holiday is the Boston Marathon run, a holiday that only New England celebrates?" - Mr Leighton
"Memorial Day!" - Me
"DRUGS LOOK LIKE DRUGS!!" - weird guy in F Wing
"Hmmm...AFI. How would you spell that?" - Me
"ZWK" - Adrian
"There's a line for the bathroom but I have to go really bad so I'll do what I HAVE TO pee in the sink!" -Christina (sing this to the tune of Big BBlue)
"There's that whole *rowr* factor" - Kari
"The conversation between Jenny and Mary Ann got rather weird. Near the end of the train ride things were getting pretty strange with Mary Ann pretending to be Germany and Jenny pretending to be Jamaica. Somehow I was stuck in the middle and was appointed to be Switzerland. I was ducking down in my seat as Jenny/Jamaica threatened Germany with the atomic bong." - Kathrine
"WOW!! Wristwatch undies!" - Sarah