Haiku!!!!!!!!!!

The Jonamathon collection (in which I asked him to give me something to write a haiku about. these are the products of our genius)

Okay, I like poems. I also like writing poetry. i try to write rhymes and rhythym things, and i try to makes things all meaningful. But sometimes, the best poems are short, sweet Haiku.
Here, for your enjoyment (and time-waisting goodness) are a whole bunch of haiku I have written.
(on a related note, I have been known to chat online in Haiku. it's all sorts of fun. and it gets your brain working.)

Litter Box
Litter box, you smell.
I should empty you out and
fill you for the cat.

Butter
Cut you with a knife
and spread you upon my toast
then, I crunch and munch.

Ear Muffs
Cold. To warm my ears.
they are blue sparkly tribbles.
at least, they look it.

Random Bits (haiku I think of when I'm 1. sitting on the toilet 2. eating something 3. living)

Yellow Tomato
Yellow Tomato,
Sunripened and oh so sweet,
Sunshine in a fruit.