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Instructions for Life by Allie Candido Wear a short skirt and a tight shirt; Wear shorts up you're a$$; Let your thong hang out of your pants; Wear more make-up than a clown; Reapply it between every period; Act different in front of all the boys; Be really easy just to fit in; Act really ditzy; Let boys take advantage of you; Keep your real self hidden; Wrinkle your nose when I say "hi" in the hall; Ignore me. This is how you get people to stereotype you. Don't care what other people think; Wear your hair crazy; Let your outfit not match; Run down the hall screaming; Sing songs no one knows loudly even if you don't have a good voice; Say "hi" to everyone you don't know; Be yourself; Speak your mind; Let everyone know how you feel; Cry by yourself; Reject trends; Stand up for yourself; Support things you know are right. This is how to be an individual. -inspired by brendo |