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  1. Did you watch the Spider-man movie?
  2. ...twice?
  3. ...thrice?
  4. ...five times?
  5. ...because of Norman?
  6. Is the mirror scene your favourite scene in the whole movie?
  7. ...because there were two Normans instead of one?
  8. Did you deny that in the movie, Norman was impaled "down there"?
  9. ...because it'd ruin your weird daydreams and fantasies?
  10. Do you have the strange urge to bring fruitcakes to parties?
  11. ...especially at Thanksgiving?
  12. ...and do you know the other definition for "fruitcake"?
  13. So have you bought any of those movie prop replicas?
  14. ...was it the pumpkin bomb?
  15. ...or the ID badge?
  16. ...or the trident, so that you could poke Norman nay-sayers?
  17. Do you own the Norman Osborn action figure?
  18. ...because you wanted to do "things" to it?
  19. ...or because you felt sorry that no one else was buying him?
  20. Do you own the "Revenge of the Green Goblin" comics?
  21. ...and you really hate Kolina, don't you?
  22. ...as in the I'd-like-to-stuff-pumpkin-bombs-up-her-nose-and -laugh-sadistically-afterwards sort of hate?
  23. ...but you'd still like to be a nurse anyway, right?
  24. Did you love the green suit Willem was wearing at the Spider-man premiere?
  25. Is your favourite Norman outfit the bathrobe?
  26. ...and/or the black shirt?
  27. ...or do you like him shirtless?
  28. Does the thought of a wet Norman make you squeal?
  29. The 12 inch Green Goblin doll barely looks like Norman, right?
  30. ...but the removeable armour is appealing, isn't it?
  31. Whenever you see a black Rolls Royce, do you run up to it, squealing, "Nooooorman!"
  32. Did you make your boyfriend get the traditional Osborn hairstyle (ie. orange cornrows)?
  33. ...or would you if you could?
  34. Is your favourite colour green?
  35. ...but is your purse purple?
  36. ...and is it manly?
  37. Do teenybopper girls who find Norman/Willem ugly really piss you off?
  38. ...and are they Tobey and James Franco fangirls?
  39. ...and aren't you pleased that most Willem Dafoe fans aren't teenyboppers?
  40. So did you boycott the 2002 Teen Choice Awards?
  41. ...because it's stupid to label Norman's behaviour as a "hissy fit"?
  42. Do you often find yourself calling Norman "Normy"?
  43. ...and the Green Goblin "Gobby"?
  44. Do you have a split personality?
  45. ...a good one and an evil one?
  46. ...because Norman/Gobby had one?
  47. Do you have an odd obsession with collecting creepy antique masks?
  48. ...and you keep them all over the house, just like Norman, right?
  49. Do you write Norman Osborn/Green Goblin fanfiction?
  50. ...where he's alive, like in the comics?
  51. ...and without Mary Sues, right?
  52. After watching Spider-man, did you rent/buy other Willem Dafoe movies?
  53. ...Platoon?
  54. ...Shadow of the Vampire?
  55. ...something I didn't list yet?
  56. ...and do you obsessively take screencaps of these movies?
  57. Did you (or would you) watch Body of Evidence?
  58. ...to see Willem Dafoe naked?
  59. ...were you so horrified by its crappiness that you had to watch Spider-man again?
  60. Are you a member of the Norman Osborn LJ community?
  61. ...if yes, do you participate in those (occasionally horny) nightly chats on AIM?
  62. ...if yes to the previous, did you ever make up one of those (possibly horny) chatroom names?
  63. You know about those conceptual "Goblinette" designs, right?
  64. ...awful, aren't they?
  65. ...but you'd still like to get casted as one, eh?
  66. When you get the Spider-man DVD, will you watch only the Norman/Green Goblin scenes?
  67. ...over and over again?
  68. ...you really love that mirror scene, don't you?
  69. Did you check off every single box here because you didn't want to be Norman-pure?
  70. Would you pumpkin bomb your computer if your Norman Osborn obsession quotient was lower than 100%?