Are you a long-time Spidey fan who thinks Peter and Mary Jane are meant for each other, despite the movie's ending? Or are you looking for a little action between Spidey and Gobby (and I mean the other kind of action)? Or maybe you think you and Tobey's "fascinating" rear end are meant to be. But as the title of this quiz says, the point of this, er, quiz is to see which ship you subconsciously root for. It's mostly movieverse-based, but there's a touch of comicverse too. So, have fun, and don't take it too seriously!
1. Alright, let's get started: what was your favourite scene in the movie?
The rooftop scene! Can't you just see it ooze slashiness?
The part where Peter is confessing his love for MJ in the hosiptal room. It's soooooo sweet!
Whenever Peter and Harry are alone in their apartment together (oooh!)
Any scene where Peter and Norman are together. Don't you just love how Norman's eyes light up when he sees him? And how Peter plays hard to get?
The World Unity Festival. Don't Harry and MJ look great and classy together?
The "certain inequities" scene. Two guys in black AND they're hugging initmately.
Like, totally when Tobey's climbing up that wall for the first time! He's gotta totally cute butt!
2. And your least favourite?
The ending :( I can't believe Gobby DIED (rather nastily too)
When Peter rejected MJ at the end. They're meant for each other, dammit!
When Harry swore to get revenge on Spidey. Peter looked so sad! :(
That part where Norman agrees to attack Peter's heart. Why, Norman, WHY?!
The Thanksgiving dinner. No, stop bitching at each other!
Any scene where Norman ignores Harry and stalks Peter instead.
Like, that rainy kiss scene! Tobey is soooooo mine!
3. Your guilty pleasures and thoughts?
Fantasizing about that rooftop scene :drool: And that "Ride Goblin" bonus in the video game.
Reading fluffy het fanfics on ff.net. Or writing it.
Wondering if Harry and Peter share beds in their apartment sometimes.
Writing smutty Peter/Norman fics. Should Peter be on the top or bottom?
The real reason for why you were sad when Gwen died in ASM.
The yumminess of incest...with a huge age different too ^_^
Touching the movie screen whenever there's a wicked shot of Tobey's butt...
4. If you could banish something/one from the face of the Earth, what would it be?
Anyone who says it's silly to pair superheroes and villains together!
Slashers...and maybe rabid Gwen Stacy fans.
Mary Jane. Stupid bitch. And those canon freaks.
Immature het fic writers.
Peter, that stalking bastard. Or Liz Allan.
Squeamish readers and their anti-incest stuff.
Anyone Tobey's dated! They're so not worthy of him and he should totally be mine :cries like a schoolgirl:
5. Favourite online/offline hangout?
The movie theatre. Slash is best watched.
fanfiction.net
Harteru: A Peter Parker/Harry Osborn Slash Site
The spiderfic group at Yahoo!Groups.
I'm all alone! :(
In my own sick, twisted mind.
Any Tobey Maguire website! :annoying giggle:
6. So, what exactly is so appealing/sexy about your favourite ship?
Because it's so damn ironic.
It's so cute! And canon!
Two sexy boys living together... (yummy!)
There are so many hints of it in the film :)
They look good together. Just look at the World Unity Festival scene.
There are TWO Osborns, dammit, TWO!
Like, Tobey and me are soooo soulmates!
7. And how is your favourite ship doomed?
The Goblin died at the end, but I'm hoping he'll be back for #3!
It's not! It's canon! It will happen, I tell you!
One's pissed at the other's alter ego and bent on revenge.
Peter still wants frigging Mary Jane...and, well, one of them's kind of dead.
It only lasted for about an hour in the movie :(
They're...family members...
No it isn't! I'm so going to meet Tobey and he'll loooove me!
8. Alright, I wrote some crappy fictional ficbits/teasers. So, which one would you want to read more of?
Spider-man groaned. He couldn't decide whether he hated being drugged and helpless, or if his inability to fight back made the Goblin's intimate teasing all the more enjoyable...
"I already told you," moaned Peter, clearly exasperated. "I can only be your friend."
"Well, I'm not letting you go this time," replied MJ, planting a firm kiss on a very surprised Peter's lips.
"I'm scared," whimpered Peter, tightening his grip around Harry's waist. Harry nodded and gently tousled his hair.
"You wanna sleep with me tonight, then?" he suggested.
"Is there any reason you wanted to see me in your office, Mr. Osborn?" asked Peter as Norman locked the heavy doors behind them.
"Of course," he replied, coyly unbuttoning Peter's jeans and sliding his hand down...
Harry had finally gotten around to buying that certain something for MJ: a pair of fluffy pink handcuffs.
NC-17. Squicky pairing. Don't bother reading this if you aren't going to keep an open-mind.
Then [your name] flipped her long golden hair back, flashed a bright pearly white smile and playfully slapped Peter's well-sculpted butt. Peter then smiled (A/N: squee!) and frenched her like a bastard.
9. Slash?
Ironic slash is sexy.
:sniff: It's NOT canon!
Yummy, especially with two hot, young boys...
I love it! It's LIFE, dammit!
It's alright, but I prefer het.
The more controversial, the better.
NOOO! Tobey is miiine! But he does look good with Elijah.
10. Okay, we know you're going to cheat, so here's a cheap question: which ship do you WANT to get?
Spider-man/Green Goblin
Peter/MJ
Peter/Harry
Peter/Norman
MJ/Harry
Norman/Harry
Tobey/me! (Note: has anyone told you you're annoying yet?)
[The neat little bit of coding was "borrowed" from The What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be? Quiz. And who knows who they got it from.]