Some of our
favorite
bumper stickers.
* Horn broken. Watch for finger.
* Keep honking...I'm reloading.
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
* All generalizations are false.
* Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
* I brake for no apparent reason.
* Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
* I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
* Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.
* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
* Rehab is for quitters.
* I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
* Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.
* Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
* I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
* Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
* No radio - Already stolen.
* OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
* Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
* It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
* Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
* Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
* Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
* There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
* Caution: I drive like you do.
*I love to
give homemade gifts...
Which one of my children would you like?
*Driver
carries no cash...
Wife and children have it all.
*I'm
naked from the waist down!
(Thanks)
*If you can read this ~ you're driving too close.
*Don't laugh. At least it's paid for.
*My other car is a Ferrari.
*I brake for
trains and old women crossing the street,
what's your excuse for crashing into me?
*We are
not senior citizens. We are recycled teenagers.
*Bad
cop. No donut.
*If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
*Hit me. I need the money.
*My kid
beat up your honor student.
Get any closer
and I'll
flick a booger on your windsheild!!
Fat people
are harder to kidnap.
If you don't
like my driving, stay off the sidewalks.
My child was inmate of the month at the County Jail.
What do you
mean I'm over the hill? What hill? Where? I didn't see any hill!
Hang up your
phone and drive!
I wonder if
you would drive better with that cellphone
shoved up your butt.
You may think
ur honor student is smart,
but she/he has ur genes!
I want to be
like Barbie, the BITCH has everything!
MY OTHER A CAR IS
A PIECE OF CRAP TOO!