Rejected State Mottos

Alabama:
    Sisters Make Good Wives
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Alaska:
    11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
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Arizona:
     But It's a Dry Heat
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Arkansas:
     Litterasy Ain't Everthing
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California:
     As Seen on TV
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Colorado:
     If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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Connecticut:
     Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
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Delaware:
     We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
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Florida:
      Drugs-R-Us
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Georgia:
      We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
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Hawaii:
      Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
        (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
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Idaho:
   More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not..
   But The Potatoes sure are real good
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Illinois:
   Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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Indiana:
   2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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Iowa:
   We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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Kansas:
   First Of The Rectangle States
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Kentucky:
   Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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Louisiana:
   We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
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Maine:
   We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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Maryland:
   A Thinking Man's Delaware
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Massachusetts:
   Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
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Michigan:
   First Line of Defense From the Canadians
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Minnesota:
   "10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000 Mosquitoes"
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Mississippi:
   Come Feel Better About Your Own State
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Missouri:
   Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work