Lindsay - I smell bacon!  I smell pork!  Look out piggy!  I got fork!
Erin - I enjoy this.
Katie -  You're speaking like a spice girl!
Katie - Hey Char.  Mr. Lowell came into Safeway yesterday.
Charlynn - Well did you scream at him?
Katie - No.  He doesn't know me.
Charlynn - Well I would have scrum at him.
Note: 
Scrum is the past tense of  Scream.
And when I play you play the same way.  You freak me baby I f*ck you crazy, then I'm GONE!
Preesa - I'm wild like a toater!
Ace Ventura - Holy TESTICLE Tuesday!
Dominic - How bout this?  Katie's a dork.  Line segment.
Charlynn - I was with my grandma...oh wait...I mean my friend...
Katie - Yeah and you and that tootat will be together forever.
Mr. Emery - Jason...put down the crack pipe.
Laura - Why are the winshield whipers on?
Charlynn - Because it's RAINING.
Matt - Hi.
Mr. Emery - I'm not.
Charlynn - Oh yeah...that was that night where me and Nicole went into the bathroom and there was a big poo in the bathroom.  Now I'm not talkin about an "I ate a chicken burger" poo.  I'm talkin an "I ate the whole cow" poo.
Charlynn - I gotta keep the insheild whipers on.
Charlynn - (She wrote this in am email to me)  well toodaloo who boo noo doo.
Joe C - Don't you have some bags to grocery?
Matt - F*ck you for showing me that.
Katie - I'll PAY you to adopt me.
T.K. - You're like...the Devil.
Skeen - (Doing a speech)  So if you're looking for a great college go to, look no further than Duke which is in North Carolina...which is all the way across the country.
Dawni - Dude...whats with you and tall guys lately?
Katie - I dunno man.
Dawni - Oh I get it.  You don't have to get on your KNEES.
Katie - NO NO NO!!
Dawni - OH FO SHO!
Carin - No no.  You can't say "For Sho."  You have to say "FO SHO".  Get it?  Bagel.
Joe C - Just hang on a second.  I have to computate my anger.
Like half of her brain is a marijuana plant.
I like firey vagina!
Amanda - Well we got Snow White, Snow Mexican, and Snow Black.  Now all we need is Snow Chink.
Vote for Carin...She puts out.
Michelle - Is there REALLY a bone in there?
Katie - No Michelle.
Michelle - Then why does it get so...you know...hard?
Katie - It's called MUSCLE Michelle.
Joe C - How many decks in a card?
Charlynn - Would you really have to kill someone?
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