| Amanda - Who the hell wears eye black to school? Griffin - Who? Amanda - That girl over there. (Points) Griffin - Oh that fat thing? (Everyone laughs then discusses why someone would wear eye black to school) Griffin - Maybe its to keep the refrigerator light out of her eyes. |
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| Griffin: So remember what I said, "Dude, light f*ckin dog sh*t on the persons porch." And yeah, g'night. |
| Brandon - Thats cash money, brother. -AND- Word. |
| Katie - Do you have any fire in you? Rachel M - No Katie - DO YOU WANT SOME? Rachel - What? Youre a fag and you need to take some more of your moms crack to calm yourself down. |
| Kelli - (Talking about the words to the song we were gonna sing at church. They were on the overhead and like size 75 font. She was on one side of me and my mom was on the other.) Jesus...we're not blind. My Mother - Oh good. I can finally read the words this time. (She didnt hear Kelli and Kelli and I laughed through the whole song.) |
| I'm doing a presentation in front of like 60 people...keep this in mind... Katie - And the drug trafficking has just esclated because the authorities havent stopped it. You know, they never nipped it in the bud. (Some people laugh) Katie - What...? OH MY GOD!! No pun intended!! (Entire class laughs along with teachers) Katie - I'm sorry!! (Laughs hysterically) |
| Anonymous - Ah well, the dumb, skinny, bucktoothed bitch can have her greaseball. |
| Kelli - Straight Teeth Shlong. Oh wait...I guess that would go in the Appetizers. |
| Kelli - I swear...the people who cant say their r's have the most r's in their name. |
| Griffin - I dont like regular peeps so I'm sure that I'd hate the f*ck out of the stale ones. And yes I just said, "I'd hate the f*ck out of the stale ones." Thats why I get the big bucks. |
| Katie - Who flunks P.E.? Kelli - Fat kids, drug addicts, and Mom. |
| Katie - WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO!!! Dawni - I've come to a conclusion. Katie - And that would be? Dawni - That you're a friggin psycho. |
| Katie - I dont want you to watch. I dont want to blind you with my white ass. Amanda - I've already seen it thanks to B and I'm concerned about what it has done to my eyes. |
| Katie - That would be funny in a sick and twisted sort of way. And thats what I am. I'm sick and I can put my feet behind my head. |
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