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Archival Galleries circa 1978-1980,
provided courtesy of curator Dame Maxine SW Janoff

(rare prints unavailable on eBay auctions)

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You're nuts. You're insane. You're a few bricks short of a load. You've lost your marbles. The lights are on, but nobody's home. A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. A few beers short of a six-pack. Dumber than a box of hair. A few peas short of a casserole. Don't have all your cornflakes in one box. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. One taco short of a combination plate. The cheese slid off your cracker. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. As smart as bait. Your chimney's clogged. You're two biscuits short of a picnic. Your elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. You forgot to pay your brain bill. Your sewing machine's out of thread. Your antenna doesn't pick up all the channels. Your belt doesn't go through all the loops. If you had another brain, it would be lonely. You're missing a few buttons on your remote control. No grain in the silo. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. Receiver is off the hook. Several nuts short of a full pouch. Skylight leaks a little. Surfing in Nebraska. Too much yardage between the goal posts. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. 24 cents short of a quarter. A few feathers short of a whole duck. All foam, no beer..