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Sexy Or What? I think not! For any of you who wonders what sexy stud runs this website you are in for an awful suprise. A suprise like when you thought you were getting a puppy and your dad comes home and tells everyone he's running away to live with the neighboorhood mailman. Well that was kind of sick, so now your asking what the fuck is wrong with this kid? Is he on crack or is he just retarded? Many people would say Im a crackhead but I dont smoke it, DRUGS ARE BAD, but looking, and acting like a stoner is natural for me. No Im not retarded, Im just twisted as many people would say. Just for the record any material on here that will make you frightened and make you run away from me and escape my molestationest website is not true, If I say I will eat your kitty or your puppy that is just a way of expressing my kind heart towards your animal, so dont think I will brutally rape your pet and devour it with my teeth, no Im not sick. Im just a Jackass. So that clears up some things. People from time to time have the courage to ask me a question that might insult me and make me rape them over and over. A frequently asked question people ask me are "Why do you say these things and act these ways?" Well lets just put it this way, Im insane and full time idiot. I dont really know the reasons of why I act these ways it suprises me sometimes, maybe its from the environment I come from or something.
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Ok, Now on to my interests, my scrumtuace little bites of interest. I have likes, and dislikes like any normal person but mostly dislikes. Like first off let me clear up some things, If you are a wigger you are gay. I mean Take a look at yourself you are not burnt like the others, you can't rap, you cant do anything productive, all you do is hang out with your ghetto crowd and go Yea, Go Get Shaquana!. I hate girls who wear way to much make-up to cover there ugliness, some girls do look fine in it but most girls turn out to look like ugly ho's. Im not gonna waste my time writing about what I dislike of what girls do, because I am wasting my time writing at this lonesome webpage right now, If I wanted to write about that crap, I could write a whole page about it or 2 or maybe 3. Now to save time on my interest Im going to write about my likings, because I could write a whole load of shit pages of dislikes. I like luring kids into ajar manholes, I love to laugh. Anything I laugh at is considered funny, The simpsons, and anything that fills you with nautical nonsense. Music is my life I would say, without it I'd be screwed, it would be like bending down and getting fucked by a 500 pound fat headed obi. Most music I listen to would be hardcore heavy metal and punk. Skateboarding, Chatting, stabbing people with a steak knife is basically it, I would have more but I dont feel like writing.
Ok, I think you have been "What The Fuck!?" this whole time you have been reading this. Your probaly like I dont even know who the fuck you are and what the fuck you are and shit and stuff. Well to answer your "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU QUESTION" is easy, Im David, Im not gonna give out my full name cause you might stalk me and molest me, and take my milk money. Im 12 years old, I wish I was 15 so I could do some more things, but you can pretend im 15 ^^. (Girls) So yea, this is practically me, and stuff. By the way, I blacked out my face in the picture because there are stalkers and rapist in this world that might molest me and take my milk money, also because that picture looked like I ate a big bucket of alkacelzer, and smoked pot. I would have put more stuff but Im to lazy to write other stuff. What a waste of time huh? Go Eat a puppy, Fuck You!