Cashmoney8grl: hey is this elliott??..
Cashmoney8grl: ??
Cashmoney8grl: ¿¿
JacKaSsKiD: nope
JacKaSsKiD: i mean....yes
JacKaSsKiD: hello
Cashmoney8grl: this is not
JacKaSsKiD: it is, too
Cashmoney8grl: k.. then
JacKaSsKiD: what's up?
JacKaSsKiD: this is elliot
Cashmoney8grl: who is the girl u were hanging out with
Cashmoney8grl: and were where u
Cashmoney8grl: when u were hanging out with her??
JacKaSsKiD: Ya know...that girl. the one with the huge tits and the anal warts
JacKaSsKiD: last night, baby
Cashmoney8grl: shut
JacKaSsKiD: I was in a dumpster having sex with her
Cashmoney8grl: up
Cashmoney8grl: this is not
Cashmoney8grl: k..sry
JacKaSsKiD: this is Elliot
JacKaSsKiD: you cock!
Cashmoney8grl: what was the grls name??
JacKaSsKiD: I don't give my hoes names. they're all just bitches. I call them their cup size
JacKaSsKiD: So yesterday I was fuckin' 36D in that dumpster
Cashmoney8grl: righyt
Cashmoney8grl: right*
JacKaSsKiD: and she started screamin' and shit. so i clubbed the bitch with her own shoes
JacKaSsKiD: high heels can really knock a bitch unconscious
Cashmoney8grl: hahahahhah
Cashmoney8grl: k
Cashmoney8grl: i know this isnt elliott
Cashmoney8grl: so
Cashmoney8grl: he should of been at camp
JacKaSsKiD: Why do you think this isn't Elliot?
Cashmoney8grl: ???
Cashmoney8grl: cuz i know
Cashmoney8grl: who is this 4 real??¿¿
Cashmoney8grl: cum on i know this is not elliott
JacKaSsKiD: My friends call me Leroy. Leroy the hoe-fuckin' dumpster king
Cashmoney8grl: oh really
Cashmoney8grl: a/s/l
Cashmoney8grl: ???

JacKaSsKiD: what's ASL?
JacKaSsKiD: Asshole Sex, Leroy?
JacKaSsKiD: No, I will not have anal sex with you
JacKaSsKiD: you fucking weirdo
Cashmoney8grl: age....sex location??
Cashmoney8grl: thats what it means
JacKaSsKiD: 25. Dumpster.
JacKaSsKiD: I have sex in a dumpster
Cashmoney8grl: oh kool
Cashmoney8grl: kool
Cashmoney8grl: ur 25
Cashmoney8grl: and have sex in the dumpster??
Cashmoney8grl: i guess so
Cashmoney8grl: right
JacKaSsKiD: yeah. 36D would know
Cashmoney8grl: lol
JacKaSsKiD: ya know, your friend with the missing shoe that I used to bonk that bitch upside her empty skull?
Cashmoney8grl: hahahah
Cashmoney8grl: so ur name is not elliott?

JacKaSsKiD: Elliot's my stage name
Cashmoney8grl: i guess so
Cashmoney8grl: right
JacKaSsKiD: I do porn with Mother Goose and animals and shit
JacKaSsKiD: you can see me in "Bah bah Black Sheeps Cum White"
Cashmoney8grl: lol
JacKaSsKiD: and the sequel "Yes sir, yes sir, three fuckin' buckets full of dat shit"
Cashmoney8grl: really
Cashmoney8grl: kool
Cashmoney8grl: so what did u do this weekend??
JacKaSsKiD: no, not kool (whatever the fuck that means). I was the sheep
Cashmoney8grl: oh really
JacKaSsKiD: yeah
Cashmoney8grl: it means cool
JacKaSsKiD: Shit, really? did you miss the C key or something?
Cashmoney8grl: no shut up
JacKaSsKiD: no, YOU shut up
JacKaSsKiD: Ima clock you upside the skull with your own shoe, bitch. then toss yo ass in a dumpster. Not to hump you, but to watch yo ass get tossed into a dump truck
JacKaSsKiD: so those damn dirty garbage men can hump you
Cashmoney8grl: coo
Cashmoney8grl: sounds like a lot of fun
Cashmoney8grl: k..
Cashmoney8grl: when will u do this??
JacKaSsKiD: Not as much fun as the time I threw this fat bitch, 46E, out of a moving bus onto a small child
JacKaSsKiD: when will I do it? When I damn well please
Cashmoney8grl: coo
JacKaSsKiD: Miss the L key?
Cashmoney8grl: yeah
Cashmoney8grl: i did
JacKaSsKiD: Fuck you.
Cashmoney8grl: my bad
JacKaSsKiD: Damn right that's your bad
JacKaSsKiD: I am Elliot
JacKaSsKiD: and Leroy
Cashmoney8grl: do u have a frriend named cody??

JacKaSsKiD: No. I don't know anybody named Cody. I think I call him 38A
JacKaSsKiD: he's a flat motherfucker
JacKaSsKiD: he got pissed when I made him wear a bra
Cashmoney8grl: hes a guy
Cashmoney8grl: lol
Cashmoney8grl: do u
Cashmoney8grl: ??

Cashmoney8grl: i need 2 know
Cashmoney8grl: its important
JacKaSsKiD: Fuck no. I ain't no hoe.
JacKaSsKiD: That rhymed, motherfucker!
JacKaSsKiD: I could be a rapper, motherfucker!
Cashmoney8grl: i know
Cashmoney8grl: could u
Cashmoney8grl: cool
Cashmoney8grl: so do u have a friend named cody
JacKaSsKiD: you mean 38A? of course.
Cashmoney8grl: or what??

Cashmoney8grl: whats his last name??

JacKaSsKiD: Victoria's Secret. That's the only other thing could find written on his bra. or as I call it, his "ID tag"
Cashmoney8grl: hahah
Cashmoney8grl: whats his lastname??????
Cashmoney8grl: cody's lastname??
JacKaSsKiD: Victoria's Secret, you tampon licker
Cashmoney8grl: sry dont lick tampons
Cashmoney8grl: whats his last name 4 real
Cashmoney8grl: ???
Cashmoney8grl: ¿¿ä¿¿Ñ¿¿
JacKaSsKiD: Cody...uh...ya know....that guy
Cashmoney8grl: what guy
Cashmoney8grl: ???
Cashmoney8grl: k..ur 25
Cashmoney8grl: i g2g
JacKaSsKiD: Fine
Cashmoney8grl: cuz damn
JacKaSsKiD: go
Cashmoney8grl: i'm fuckin
Cashmoney8grl: 14
JacKaSsKiD: and gay
JacKaSsKiD: well, not just gay
JacKaSsKiD: you hump BOY cows
JacKaSsKiD: sure, you can fuck all the humans you want, but you fuck cows
JacKaSsKiD: big ones. big slutty ones
Cashmoney8grl: what the hell u talkin
JacKaSsKiD: ones too big to get into a dumpster
Cashmoney8grl: about
Cashmoney8grl: u mother fucker
JacKaSsKiD: Your sexual habits, you fuckup
Cashmoney8grl: right
Cashmoney8grl: dont even think so
JacKaSsKiD: MOO
JacKaSsKiD: you gonna fuck me now?
Cashmoney8grl: u sick ass
JacKaSsKiD: huh? are ya?
Cashmoney8grl: hell
Cashmoney8grl: o
JacKaSsKiD: gonna try and knock me out with a Sketcher?
Cashmoney8grl: no
JacKaSsKiD: you pervert
Cashmoney8grl: lol
JacKaSsKiD: No, don't you give me any of that "lol" shit. I don't even know what that means
JacKaSsKiD: so you can leave and get back to clubbing livestock with Nikes so you can insert your penis into their ears
Cashmoney8grl: i'm a grl
Cashmoney8grl: i dont have a penis
Cashmoney8grl: i have a flower
JacKaSsKiD: well shit, you get pollenated quite a bit, don't you?
JacKaSsKiD: and yeah, you have a penis. check your mouth
Cashmoney8grl: i didt
Cashmoney8grl: did
Cashmoney8grl: its not there
Cashmoney8grl: everyday
Cashmoney8grl: well g2g
JacKaSsKiD: god damn it, you swallowed it!
Cashmoney8grl: buhbye
JacKaSsKiD: what the fuck does g2g mean?
JacKaSsKiD: YOU FUCKER
Cashmoney8grl: i had 2
Cashmoney8grl: got to go
Cashmoney8grl: u dum ass
JacKaSsKiD: go where?
Cashmoney8grl: cuz damn
JacKaSsKiD: NO, U R DUM
JacKaSsKiD: U R! DUM HED!
Cashmoney8grl: ur a fuckin retard
Cashmoney8grl: i know what g2g means and lol..
Cashmoney8grl: u fuckin gay ass
JacKaSsKiD: I'm not the phone who fucks cattle to get my jollies
Cashmoney8grl: oh sry
Cashmoney8grl: thats me
JacKaSsKiD: yeah, not knowing something would make me want to fuck men, wouldn't it?
JacKaSsKiD: You didn't know Cody's bra size. so, using your logic, I can deduce that you recently had sex with a confused elderly person
Cashmoney8grl: no
Cashmoney8grl: not really
Cashmoney8grl: well got 2 go
Cashmoney8grl: buh bye
JacKaSsKiD: DIE
Cashmoney8grl: no thanx
Cashmoney8grl: sry
Cashmoney8grl: u
Cashmoney8grl: go 2 hell
JacKaSsKiD: Suck my ass
Cashmoney8grl: no thanx
Cashmoney8grl: U SUCK MY ASS
JacKaSsKiD: that wasn't an offer, you pervert
Cashmoney8grl: it was an offer either
JacKaSsKiD: it was?
Cashmoney8grl: wasnt
Cashmoney8grl: syr
Cashmoney8grl: sry
JacKaSsKiD: yeah, you best be syr
Cashmoney8grl: well g2g
Cashmoney8grl: buy bye
JacKaSsKiD: FINE, GO ALREADY
Cashmoney8grl: i am
JacKaSsKiD: JUMP IN A DUMPSTER, IMA FUCK YOU
Cashmoney8grl: so this is not really not ellioee
Cashmoney8grl: tt*
Cashmoney8grl: ???
JacKaSsKiD: of course it's Elliot
Cashmoney8grl: and u dont have a friend named cody??

JacKaSsKiD: 38A, you idiot
JacKaSsKiD: Cody does not exist
Cashmoney8grl: k.. then what school do u go 2 ???
Cashmoney8grl: yeah
Cashmoney8grl: sure
Cashmoney8grl: buh bye
JacKaSsKiD: uh....HHS
JacKaSsKiD: Hell's High SChool
JacKaSsKiD: I HATE YOU
Cashmoney8grl: good
Cashmoney8grl signed off at 7:32:10 PM.