TheMatrixChic##: hey asshole
JacKaSsKiD: how was seinfeld? I'm guessing you left to go watch it
TheMatrixChic##: nope
JacKaSsKiD: then why'd you leave?
TheMatrixChic##: cuz u were annoyin the hell out of me
JacKaSsKiD: by recommending a quality sitcom to you? if anything, I was doing you a favor! Seinfeld is sweet
TheMatrixChic##: do you think i care?
JacKaSsKiD: You damn well should! that show is hilarious! One time, Kramer pour hot coffee on his genitals! how funny is that?
JacKaSsKiD: And another time George was bald!
TheMatrixChic##: do you think i care?
JacKaSsKiD: hey, I was doing what I could to be nice after you sent me that mean picture
JacKaSsKiD: you were scowling at me!
TheMatrixChic##: i knew it
TheMatrixChic##: fuck off
JacKaSsKiD: that was really mean what you did!
JacKaSsKiD: you're a mean person!
JacKaSsKiD: how mean of you!
JacKaSsKiD: and I mean it!
TheMatrixChic##: well, you werent even tellin how my pic was
JacKaSsKiD: I figured you'd much rather hear about how Elaine might have had Jerry's dick in her a couple times
JacKaSsKiD: and Newman. he's sneaky! and fat.
TheMatrixChic##: nope
JacKaSsKiD: you dare deny how fat Newman is?
TheMatrixChic##: shut up
JacKaSsKiD: have you seen him? of course you haven't. you don't watch Seinfeld
TheMatrixChic##: very good
JacKaSsKiD: hey, brb. Seinfeld might be on
JacKaSsKiD: whaddaya know? It's not on.
TheMatrixChic##: I DONT CARE!
JacKaSsKiD: that's immature of you. I tell you about the funniest thing since Full House and you're all, "No, man, no. I'd much rather be a Bitter Bill and yell at you"
TheMatrixChic##: I DONT CARE!
JacKaSsKiD: Wow, you're an angry little boy
TheMatrixChic##: no.....really? and im not a boy
TheMatrixChic##: imma chickie
JacKaSsKiD: wow, life is full of surprises
JacKaSsKiD: if you could be anyone on seinfeld, who would you be?
TheMatrixChic##: really?
TheMatrixChic##: go fuck dead cats
JacKaSsKiD: so you'd be George?
JacKaSsKiD: Am I right? You seem a lot like a George. You've got that whole "male pattern baldness" thing going on
TheMatrixChic##: oh go fuck a dead cat
JacKaSsKiD: Ya know, you're not being a very good George right about now. He wouldn't say that. He'd say something like "Damn it, Jerry! Why am I bald! Oh look, Kramer spilled coffee on his penis."
TheMatrixChic##: fuck dead cats
JacKaSsKiD: George wouldn't do that, either. He'd much rather not give out his ATM password. do you know what that is? It's Bosco, the chocolate syrup. You ever had it? It's awesome!
TheMatrixChic##: fuck dead cats asshole
JacKaSsKiD: You could use some Bosco to cheer you up, little boy. It's chocolate. And delicious. Like Elaine's sultry booty. My God, I'd tap that ass faster than you can say "Fuck dead cats", because that's about all you can say right about now
TheMatrixChic##: fuck dead catss
TheMatrixChic##: cats**
JacKaSsKiD: I forgot, sometimes you spell it wrong, too. You have clumsy finger. It's okay. You'd be a better typist if you were a lady. For some reason girls can type better. That means Elaine can type better than Jerry! Sweet!
TheMatrixChic##: I AM A GIRL!
JacKaSsKiD: what you're saying isn't very ladylike
JacKaSsKiD: shouldn't you be talking about shoes or eyeliner?
JacKaSsKiD: Not having sexual intercourse with deceased kitty cats. You're one sick puppy, little boy.
TheMatrixChic##: exscuse me sir, but do you have a credit card so i can by some clothes and shoes
JacKaSsKiD: I'm sorry, I only sell shoes to people who use proper English. And that is not proper English. Take your shitty language usage and fuck a dead cat.
JacKaSsKiD: Please.
TheMatrixChic##: no, you can do that
JacKaSsKiD: do what? buy shoes with correct verbs?
TheMatrixChic##: nopperz
JacKaSsKiD: I won't even pretend I understand that
TheMatrixChic##: whatever
JacKaSsKiD: Now you're sounding like a girl, little boy! Good job! You may have a vagina after all!
TheMatrixChic##: whatever
JacKaSsKiD: Nope, now you're just repeating yourself. Wait, that's womanly, too. Rock on, bleedy!
TheMatrixChic##: look, i am a girl
TheMatrixChic##: i love to buy shoes! ok?
JacKaSsKiD: I can't look
JacKaSsKiD: We're on computers
JacKaSsKiD: Do you have a pic?
TheMatrixChic##: yes!!!!!!
JacKaSsKiD: send it to me
JacKaSsKiD wants to directly connect.
TheMatrixChic## is now directly connected.
TheMatrixChic##:
JacKaSsKiD: yeah, that reminds me, I have to get my dog neutered
TheMatrixChic##: look! when i saw YOUR pic i was bein nice and callin u hot!
TheMatrixChic##: WELL...YOUR NOT!
JacKaSsKiD: wait, no, nevermind. you've changed my mind. I think I'll have it put to sleep
TheMatrixChic##: your just a boy who fucks dead cats
JacKaSsKiD: I'm sorry, I don't respond to girls who can't use proper words to express their opinions!
JacKaSsKiD: you'd like that, wouldn't you, George?
TheMatrixChic##: GRRRRRRRR
JacKaSsKiD: oh, and I need to buy kibble, too. dogs love it
TheMatrixChic##: i know
JacKaSsKiD: hey, do you like kibble? how about Seinfeld?
TheMatrixChic##: i dont like dog food
JacKaSsKiD: then how do you survive? you must live off of soup. Did you ever see the Soup Nazi episode? Elaine couldn't order soup because she's stupid!
TheMatrixChic##: no, i dont like soup
TheMatrixChic##: i like shoes
JacKaSsKiD: why the hell would you eat shoes?
TheMatrixChic##: no, i would wear them
JacKaSsKiD: in your mouth?
TheMatrixChic##: NO! on my feet
JacKaSsKiD: I don't care. You don't watch Seinfeld, which makes you evil. And gay. And a boy.
TheMatrixChic##: what, and that makes you a girl?
JacKaSsKiD: I don't eat shoes and I watch Seinfeld. I am what every woman wants
JacKaSsKiD: finish typing
JacKaSsKiD: I get it, you're setting up your VCR right now so you can watch the wacky antics of Jerry Seinfeld and his friends!
TheMatrixChic##: nope
JacKaSsKiD: then you were masturbating
TheMatrixChic##: mope
JacKaSsKiD: you were moping? why? you don't get Seinfeld on your TV?
JacKaSsKiD: or because you can't get off while masturbating?
TheMatrixChic##: nopenope
JacKaSsKiD: So dude, I'm talking to this girl and she just sent me the UGLIEST pic
JacKaSsKiD: oh fuck, wrong IM
JacKaSsKiD: that was supposed to go to my grandmother
JacKaSsKiD: You wouldn't believe it. Right now I'm talking to this girl and she sent me her pic. she had...uh...blonde hair...and breast implants....and she was naked! can you believe that? how unattractive
JacKaSsKiD: Me, I like my women with facial hair. and I like it when they're androgenous
JacKaSsKiD: are you there, George?
TheMatrixChic##: :'(
JacKaSsKiD: Don't worry, you're not blonde, busty, or nude, so there's no way I could be talking about you
TheMatrixChic##: no, your talkin about me! you said im ugly u bastard@
TheMatrixChic##: !*
JacKaSsKiD: I'm talking to this girl right now and she's so incredibly cool! and hot! and she's definitely not ugly at all!
JacKaSsKiD: oh whoops, wrong IM
TheMatrixChic##: yeah, ok, whatever
JacKaSsKiD: hey, you thought I was talking about you the first time. why wouldn't you buy it this time? could it be that you have low self esteem?
JacKaSsKiD: you know what would perk up that negative self image? that episode where Elaine dated a close talker!
JacKaSsKiD: ya see, this guy would talk really close to people. It was really funny! And then Luke's hand got cut off!
TheMatrixChic##: no
TheMatrixChic##: i dont care
JacKaSsKiD: are you sure? That was the special episode where I was watching Star Wars at the same time
TheMatrixChic##: i dont care
JacKaSsKiD: you should! Yoda's green. did you know that?
TheMatrixChic##: yes
JacKaSsKiD: I bet he watches Seinfeld
TheMatrixChic##: whatever
JacKaSsKiD: No, not whatever, little boy
TheMatrixChic##: whatever
JacKaSsKiD: Do you like dogs?
JacKaSsKiD: because I think that'd be a great screen name for you
JacKaSsKiD: "DoYouLikeDogs". maybe add "182" after it so you're hip like all the other kids with "182" in their screen names
TheMatrixChic##: i dont like dogs
JacKaSsKiD: DoYouLikeDogs182. ingenius!
TheMatrixChic##: why dont u use it
JacKaSsKiD: good! people will read your screen name and go, "No, I don't like dogs!" but before you get offended they could say "Hey, but I like blink182" then you could say "hey, I like them, too" and you two could chat!
JacKaSsKiD: because I hate dogs and blink182
TheMatrixChic##: who cares
JacKaSsKiD: you do!
TheMatrixChic## direct connection is closed.
JacKaSsKiD: you vagina head!
JacKaSsKiD: I say that with the utmost respect, boy with the clittoris for a nose
JacKaSsKiD: if you could have any kind of hot dog for the rest of your life, what would it be?
JacKaSsKiD: Me, I hate hot dogs. I'd much rather have peanut butter and jelly. you know why? I bet Kramer likes them. But I'm only guessing. They never made an episode about that. But they should have, damn it!
JacKaSsKiD: well, I'm guessing you're out stealing hubcaps like most rowdy little boys
JacKaSsKiD: I'll leave you to that. Have a great day! And watch some Seinfeld, damn you
TheMatrixChic## signed off at 1:25:14 PM.