DISCLAIMERS FOR MY WEBSITE

Gratuitous explosion A lot of people have seen things on my site that would make them think "WHAT THE FUCK?!". Well, that was my goal, but in case you were wondering about certain stuff, I've provided a list of things that would explain certain sections of my webpage. Gratuitous explosions

You insult Lorraine and some hispanics. Do you hate hispanics?

The references to Lorraine and hispanic people are there to insult Lorraine. Lorraine lies a lot and royally pissed off Hiller, one of my best friends. And I think that ripping on chihuahua-sized hispanic bitches is funny. I don't have anything against hispanics in general. Just Lorraine. Fuck you, Lorraine.

Do you hate Jackie Z and her sister?

I deface a picture of Jackie Zimmerman and her sister Holly. The answer is NO. Jackie's one of my good friends and she gave me her picture online awhile ago. So me, being the destructive person I am, vandalized her pic. I don't hate her or anything. Jackie's cool as hell.

Why do you drew swastikas (or however you spell it) on people's foreheads? You did with that Nsync picture and with Jackie's pic.

My reason is simple. Nazis suck. So, in my opinion, a good way to make someone or something look like a piece of shit would be to draw the nazi symbol on their forehead. That symbol, in my opinion, says "I'm a racist moron and I rape my dad." All nazis rape their dads. You didn't know that? And, the swastika makes 'em look like Charles Manson. He's a piece of shit, too.

What the fuck is up with that damn murdering people page?

The murdering people page is just something I made on a rainy day. I was bored and feeling a little bit violent, so I thought up ways to kill people. I'm not sociopathic. I'm not REALLY insane......just a little. So don't spaz out and recommend a therapist for me YET.

Do you hate everyone and everything?

I don't hate everyone. The middle finger on the front page is a little misleading. I'm flippin' off the camera because Brian "Fatty McGee" McClelland was taking my picture. To this, I said "Fuck you" and then SNAP, my picture was taken right after the word "fuck", I think. And then I developed the pic and I realized it was the only decent picture of myself that I own, so I scanned it and posted it. I rip on everything because let's face it: everything sucks. Our world is run by a bunch of retarded, corrupted bastards. So why not swear at them?

Does Ilyse give head?

YES

You mentioned in an update that you stabbed a dog with an icicle. Should I fear for my life and hide my dog from the likes of you? If so, where the hell would you get an icicle if it were the summer?

No, I'm not serious when I say that stuff. No, I'm not going to kill you if you don't drink delicious Faygo. And when someone says that WLW is full of "lazy people and gun-wielders" DOES NOT MEAN I HAVE A GUN. STOP WARPING MY WORDS, YOU ASSHOLES. For those of you who wonder what the hell that is about...keep wondering. I don't feel like explaining right now. By the way, I import my icicles from Alaska. Alaskan icicles can pierce flesh a lot easier.

What is this WLW you refer to?

Nothing. I made it up. Any people I mention that belong to that organization, such as lunch ladies, are made up. But their abundant amounts of facial hair still exist because all lunch ladies have facial hair. But not the ones at WLW, because WLW is something I made up. If anybody just understood that please congratulate yourself because I sure as fuck don't.