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Hi. You just stumbled upon a pointless piece of webspace. And simply by seeing this page you've become partially retarded.


Welcome to a large waste of space

If I said this website had a specific purpose I'd be lying. I guess it's there to say what I want to. Or to offend people. But those two things usually go together. If you're visiting for the first time, SIGN MY GUESTBOOK, ok? Any complaints? I don't care. But if you feel the need to waste my time and bitch like the pathetic piece of trash that you are, Email me @ Jackasskid@mindlessnothing.com. Anybody wishing to complain to me should click the menu item entitled "Crash Yourself". You'll love that section. If you're going to visit just one part of my page, visit the area labeled "Hear me out". Quality ranting, if I do say so myself. Anyway, welcome to this crappy website.


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UPDATES
  • 04/12/01 - May the creator of Guestbook.com find a flaming bag of shit in the living room of the double wide trailer they live in. It appears that the guestbook I had is now gone. They want me to pay money. I'm dead broke. I haven't paid shit for this website and I'm not about to. So until I find another guestbook host it appears that all you're going to get from clicking anything on the guestbook page is an advertisement from the trash at Guestbook.com.

  • 04/09/01 - I got the domain name MindlessNothing.com for free from Namezero.com. The only catch was that they put an annoying banner at the bottom of the screen of whatever website they're hosting. But I got those pig fuckers back. If you visited within the past couple of days and saw that bastard banner at the bottom of the screen was there you know what I'm talking about. Anyway, I removed the banner using some javascript trickery I stole from someone much smarter than me. That is all.

  • 04/01/01 - I fucking lost an hour of sleep because of bastard daylight savings time. Oh yeah, and I added commentary to the Idiot Newspaper Article page.

  • 03/26/01 - Took down that fucking "Destroy Everything" banner I stole. Sure it was cool, but it wasn't mine. Kind of like the neighbor's car that I stole. I replaced the stolen banner with something I made in about 5 minutes. Uh...that's all.

  • 03/23/01 - Added stuff to the AIM Convos Page. Enjoy.

  • 03/18/01 - It's good to know journalism is, for the most part, still a piece of inaccurate shit. Read the Idiot Newspaper Article page to see what I'm talking about. I'll comment on that bastard publication later, but for now I have more important things to do, like build a bomb or some other form of EVIL TEENAGE DELINQUENCY.

  • 03/17/01 - FUCK THE IRISH AND THEIR DAMN DIRTY LUCKY CHARMS

  • 03/13/01 - I fucking hate my school. Three days of ISS for a fucking comment that was didn't threaten anybody. I didn't even fucking swear. Anyway, Marvin wrote a thing. I put it on the Other Stuff page. I'll put it on the sidebar menu later. I don't feel like it right now. I'm too busy reloading my shotgun.

  • 03/09/01 - It seems a certain WLW teacher wants to see me dead...or at least in ISS as long as possible. Along with the three days of ISS I have been sentenced, I've also gained something else: a keen hatred for all that is wrong at WLW (which is pretty much everything). Because I don't feel like having my own words used against me again, I've changed the I AM INSANE page. I'll restore the old one later, but for now enjoy what I've put. Or suck a big wang.

  • 02/24/01 - Added some links. I made this updated about a week ago, but it's tedious to write this stupid update thing that you see before you, so i postponed the finishing of it. It's not like anybody reads this shit, anyway. I'm going to stop writing now because nobody loves me.

  • 02/23/01 - Made the Things I Hate page. I only have one article up so far, mostly because those bastards take awhile to write. Anyway, enjoy that shit. I'm off to shave my back.

  • 02/06/01 - Put Josh's script on the web. Don't ask why. I guess I was just bored. Well, if you haven't been completely mentally handicapped by my website, read Josh's little story and I'm sure you'll be suffering from cerebral palsy in no time.

  • 01/31/01 - That damn Crash Yourself link wasn't working, so I fixed it. I don't know why I keep that there anymore. Kind of like the Amish. Why do we let Amish live? They're not needed. They annoy people. They smell bad. But they're still there. So I'll let that Crash Yourself thingy stay there. And I apologize to any Amish people I offended. Wait, no I don't. They're Amish. What the fuck are they doing here? Damn them. Damn them all to hell.

  • 01/26/01 - Fuck, I need to update more. I put in The AIM Convos Page. I'll add to that probably more than anything because online harrassment is abundant nowadays. I'll probably add a webpage about things I hate later or something. That is, if I ever find out where I buried the neighbor's dog. They want it back. I'm out.

  • 12/30/00 - I put in that poorly-assembled Flash intro. It's not much, but looks better than the other intro page. I gotta thank Sam Haddad for hookin' me up with Flash 5. You're the man, Sam. And I hope everyone is having a happy non-denominational holiday break. I know I'm having a great time getting in touch with my African roots while celebrating Kwanzaa. And I hope those assfucks at KFC drop their Kwanzaa menora thingy on the ground of their crackhouse and set the whole thing on fire. And then I hope the cops come and beat them to death while wearing clown outfits. Because everybody loves a clown. Even if they're striking your skull with a billy club.

  • 12/20/00 - Holiday break, motherfucker. Hell yes. Too bad it ends January 2. That's just downright inbred of our school district to schedule vacations that way. I bet most people will be still hung over from New Year's Eve. Anyway, I updated the title page and added a graphic I made using Microsoft Paint and plenty of free time. That happens when you don't date. Hey, South Park is on. Despite what most people would expect, that show is still fucking hilarious. I'm out.

  • 12/17/00 - Are there no good women? Ilyse is back to her old habits of giving head to men who don't care about her, and this time her friend Lindsay is involved, too. Brian and I find this kind of tragic...so we'll turn it into something we can both laugh at. To see an updated "Fuck you, Ilyse and Lindsay" page, click HERE. Alright, I have to go shave the neighbor's dog now. And yes, it's still dead and buried in the snow.

  • 12/14/00 - This's the third snow day in a row I've had so I've had a lot of free time. I changed around the crappy Omega Code page. Now it's not as crappy as it was before, but it's still nothing really special. Ok, no more updating. I'm going to go bury the neighbor's dog in the snow after stabbing it repeatedly with an icicle.

  • 12/13/00 - I finally decided to make an updates section. I probably should've made one when I first created this website over the summer. Anyway, here's the updates page. Oh yeah, I had the pleasure of chatting with the most ignorant female on the internet, which can be seen HERE Enjoy.
SHANA CAREY IS RETARDED
Ya hear that, MTV?