[ t h e c e r e b r a l a s s a s s i n ] s t a t i s t i c s
RECORD: 003 - 000 - 000 ROLEPLAY NUMBER: 9
UPCOMING MATCH: Triple H Vs. John Cena STIPULATION: Single Match
ACHIEVEMENTS: CWF European Champion (x1); More To Come
GAME OVER: Jamie Noble ; Jeff Hardy ; Sting ; Sean O'Haire ; John Cena?
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' It's A Lot Like Monopoly, John '
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LOCATION: Backstage
foreword - The world thought that it was over. They thought that 'Championship Wrestling Federation' was forever to be buried below us. THEY.. were WRONG! On the 2nd of August, history will be written once again as CWF presents 'DESIRE' coming LIVE to you from the Arrowhead Pond in Anaheim, California. Without a doubt, the 2nd of August will be one of the biggest night's in professional wrestling. The return of an unbeatable legacy.. the return of the prestigious belts.. the return.. of Championship Wrestling Federation. For some, CWF is the light that glows within their life. Ever since day one, CWF has been known to the world as one of the most successful Federation's to ever grace professional wrestling. On the 2nd of August, the people will be silenced. They will be thoroughly entertained with the ability of the CWF Roster. For one man, It's not about the chance of stardom. It's about elevating his stature to being defined as the best in the business. You've got the likes of Bret Hart, you've got your Austins, your Hogans, your Jerichos.. But there is only ONE Triple H. Only ONE Cerebral Assassin. There ain't a substitute for the guy, He's purely and simply that damn good. On Desire, Triple H will clash heads with John Cena ; a young kid whohas a bright future, no doubt about it. The question is, will Cena STILL have that ability to preform after Desire? Will John Cena physically be able to hand the excruciating BEATING that The Game will compliement? You look at the stats. Cena, a guy who has been said to be the FUTURE of this business. You look over at The Game ; Triple H. He's beaten everyone there is to beat. He's DISGRACED many.. He's MADE many LOOK like they were actually WORTH something. Triple H is the powerhouse of professional wrestling both in the mind and in the ring. For years, Triple H has answred the questions. For his ENTIRE career, Hunter has dodged the bullet and climbed to the top of the mountain. The thing on everyone's mind is can The Game do it again? Can he take the CWF by storm and prove ONCE and for all that he truely is an unstoppable assassin? Only time will tell .. on Desire, Cena has a chance of a lifetime. Step up and win ; he's the talk of the town. Lose, and he's just another statistic. Tune into Desire, 2nd of August, as the return of C-W-F begins..
scene - The scene opens up in a room with the board game "Monopoly" set up in the middle of an antique table. The Antique looks of high quality; no scratches, no marks.. nothing. Suddenly, two white dice's are rolled right into the middle of the Monopoly Board. The camera zooms out instantly, as the making of a male figure steps into sight. The camera moves up the Man's body, from toe to head; revealing the man to be Triple H.
' cerebral assassin ' Triple H : " You know, It's a funny thing. When you think about it, Monopoly is a minor version of what life is all about. You roll the dice.. You make a decision. You roll the dice again, and you make another decision. Each and every decision leads you down to a new path. You could end up at the bottom of the Ladder, or you could end up at the top of the ladder. It's all comes down to decisions. What you choose to do, Who you choose to Trust.. In other words, Monopoly, just like Life itself, is all in here. "
scene - Hunter points to his head.
' cerebral assassin ' Triple H : " If you've got the brains and the ability, you'll go as far as your mind will allow you to go. However, not everyone has that sufficient luxury of being able to make the right decisions. For John Cena, he is disabled in the mind. The choices that he makes and the path's that he chooses to walk down are always the wrong one's. Why? It's because the kid lack's knowledge. The kid lack's experience. The kid lacks what only I possess.. and that.. is greatness. What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear John Cena's name being mentioned? Is it Rookie? Or is it The Kid who NEVER will be? That choice is merely up to him.. and I'm tellin' ya now, the decision making starts NOW! Just like THE GAME.. It ALL begins from this very moment onwards! Shall John take up the challenge and step up to the plate, his career will be shattered into a million pieces. His life is in jeopardy. John CENA.. is in a CRITICAL moment in his life. You see, right now John can make decisions for himself. He chooses to wear his pathetic pants down to his ankles. He ELECTS to wear clothes that quite frankly, ain't ever gonna be for professional wrestling. What kid's like John Cena have gotta realize, is that Wrestling ain't about looks. It about the clothes. it ain't about the women. When you BECOME the best, when you DESTROY men and when you END Legacy's.. then you take all the extra's and ALL the glory that you can possible get. Unfortunately, that dream of yours.. that HOPE, of yours, is about to be crushed within a mere matter of minutes. Before you know it kid you'll be sweeping the streets and lookin' in the garbage bins for quarters. Haha.. believe me, I've seen it many-a time before. Don't think your the first moron for trying something as idiotic as rapping because the fact of the matter is I've seen people like you try new things. I've witnessed jobbers like you come into the business, make a fool out of themselves and leave before you can say YOUR FIRED! (The Game Grins) You are NOTHING, absolutely NOTHING.. but another figure. When you walk down that asile on Monday Night, remember that. Remember that you aren't facing A Wannabe or a Has-Been.. REMEMBER, John, that you are facing The CEREBRAL.. ASSASSIN! "
scene - Triple H lowers his head and stares deeply into the Monopoly Board for a few seconds.
' cerebral assassin ' Triple H : " If we were apart of Monopoly, John, I'd be classified as Mayfair. I am a man of VALUE. Each man has a price tag, Cena, but the difference between mine and yours is that I'm a HELL of a LOT more expensive. I'm what every single and solitary man want's to be. Just like on Monopoly, John. Everyone want's to buy Mayfair. Why? Because it's the best. Why does everyone DREAM about defeating me? Because I am the BEST - Because I am THE GAME! Quite frankly, you DON'T get any better than this. What you see in front of yourself John is the best damn professional wrestler that this world has EVER seen. You can talk about your Hulk Hogans, your Ric Flairs, but there is only ONE Triple H. There is NO duplicate of me, John. What about you? Is there a double of you? OF COURSE! Your what every man IS! Your that same, average guy who can't EVER make it to the big time. Your that try-hard who can't find his feet in the business. Me, on the other hand.. I'm the man that you've gotta beat to EVER make a name for yourself. I'm the man that you WISH you could beat. The man that you physically CAN'T beat! Rest assure, I don't even NEED to prepare for you. What for? What the HELL can you do that I can't counter? Come to think of it, you ain't ever gonna be on the offence kid. On Monday Night, It's PURELY about The beginning of The Game. CWF, WWF, It doesn't make a DAMN difference. Either way, I'm headin' STRAIGHT to the top of the mountain where I BELONG! Where do YOU belong Cena? The Trashcan? The TIP? In fact, you haven't even GOT a choice because after Desire, you're going STRAIGHT to hospital! "
scene - Hunter throws the Monopoly Game off the table, purely out of frustration. He leans over the table with his two hands placed at each side of the Antique. Trips stares deeply into the camera as it slowly zooms in on his face.
' cerebral assassin ' Triple H : " John, what your mind has to grasp before Desire is the simple truth. By making yourself believe, your only kidding yourself. Your only digging a bigger hole for yourself, Cena. Do you want that? Let's look at it from your perspective kid. The hole I'm burying you in is DEEP enough. It serves more than enough humiliation without you even ADDING salt to the wound. Above all else, you're even SIGNING your own DEATH WISH! You think you can take me, John? You think you can END The Game? Haha, Fire your best shot. Come at me with all you've got.. I beg you.. because the more effort you put into the match, the harder it's gonna get for ya. The more energy you burn, the more pain you endure. It's a simple recipe John. You stay out of my path and you DON'T interfere in my actions, you keep your mouth SHUT and maybe.. MAYBE, kid.. You'll be lucky enough to be one of the very few men spared. However, the track your headin' down right now is a dead end. The only thing is, There's no turning back. Once you take that walk down the lane of The Game, kid, your killing time before you are severely assassinated. Ya see, I don't care what you've done in a short period. Do you THINK that I'd care? I've TRIPPLED the achievements you've made. That's exactly why the advantages lay's in my court. To me Cena, Your nothing. Your just another victim to the cycle of The Game. For you to think this is some big joke, is a laugh in it's own regard. You think that this is all about havin' a laugh and havin' fun, don't you? You think that by pulling off some ridiculous rap that your suddenly at the top of the mountain? Let me tell ya somethin' kid, I'm the mountain that many have preceeded in climbing. I'm ALSO the mountain that ALL have failed to succeed on. What makes you think your any different from the rest? The fact that you can pull out a few words that rhyme? Please, this isn't Pre-School John. This is professional wrestling. If you want to make a JOKE out of this, then I suggest you pack your suitcase and head the HELL home! Desire is NOT about your pathetic way's of life. Nah, Desire is about me, John. It's about Triple H, the best in the business, making an example out of you. On Monday Night, John.. Your gonna find out one thing. "
scene - Triple H smirks evily into the camera before pulling out a new set of dice.
' cerebral assassin ' Triple H : " Go on John. Take a shot; roll the dice. It's your turn. "
scene - Hunter laughs softly, still not taking his eyes off the camera for even one second. The transmission cuts as the scene then fade to black.
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