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[ t h e c e r e b r a l a s s a s s i n ] s t a t i s t i c s
RECORD: 004 - 001 - 000 ROLEPLAY NUMBER: 12
UPCOMING MATCH: Triple H Vs. Mordecai STIPULATION: Steel Cage Match | Main Event
CWF ACHIEVEMENTS: European Champion (x1); Primetime Champion (c); Top 6 Roleplayers (x1); More To Come
GAME OVER: Jamie Noble (x2); Jeff Hardy (x2); Sean O'Haire (x2); John Cena (x2); Sting ; Mordecai ; Randy Orton ; Chris Jericho ; Shelton Benjamin ; Kurt Angle ; Lance Storm ; CM Punk ; Abyss ; John Bradshaw Layfield ; The Rock ; Johnny Swinger ; Charlie Haas ; The Undertaker ; Tyson Tomko ; AJ Styles ; Matt Hardy ; Batista ; Stevie Richards ; Buff Bagwell ; Steve Austin ; Edge ; Simon Diamond ; Val Venis ;
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' When God Created The Game.. God Created EVIL! '
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LOCATION: Sunday Church
foreword - Male or Female, it doesn't matter. CWF Desire meant the same thing to each individual across the world. Without a shadow of a doubt, Desire was a special moment in professional wrestling. It can only be described as a spectacular night; one that nobody will EVER forget. For Hunter Heurst Helmsley it was a night that he'd reflect on as being "all over the place". It started off just the way it was planned; Triple H defeated AND humiliated John Cena within a mere blink of an eye. It was simple; It was easy.. It was what was ALWAYS going to happen. Think to yourself for a moment; What was ever gonna stop him? John's rapping game? You've gotta be kidding me, right? The day John Cena EVER beats Triple H is the day that Satan picks Daisies. Sure, John gave it his all. John put in 110%, but where did it get him? Absolutely no-where. It all ended in a split second; one moment John was up and about, the next.. he was being driven face first into the mat. The thing is, there's some hurdles in life that you can't jump over and for John Cena, Hunter is that hurdle. They say practise makes perfect, right? Well no matter how much work John puts in over-time of trying to catch-up to The Game, he will never.. EVER.. be perfect. Later on in the night Triple H made his way to the ring for the Battle Royal in which the purpose of the match was the Worlds Heavyweight Championship. Entering in at #25, Hunter put on a clinic by belting the living daylights out of a number of CWF Superstars. With Two Titles on the line, Trips' took advantage of the opportunity and decked Jeff Hardy over the Top Rope, eliminating him from the Battle Royal. Soon after Johnny Swinger was hoisted up and over the Top Rope, leaving just two men. Two warriors. Two champions. Triple H .. Rene Dupree. Only one of the two men could walk out as the CWF World Heavyweight Champion; on this very night, Rene Dupree fluked the biggest victory in his LIFETIME! However, Rene couldn't defeat Triple H fairly. Instead, just like a Frenchman would, Dupree SCREWED The Game out of the Title by shattering his chance's after a deverstating Low Blow. Form there, Rene had the match in the bag as well as the CWF World Hevyweight Title. One thing's for sure, Rene COULDN'T and CAN'T beat The Game without CHEATING his way to Victory. It's not possible, and why? Because Triple H is The Cerebral Assassin.. because Triple H is the BEST in the damn business! Yeah, Trips' got cheated.. but the funny thing is, he STILL walked out as a Champion. The PRIMETIME Champion! This week on Desire, Hunter Heurst Helmsley will compete inside of a STEEL CAGE, The MAIN EVENT of Desire, against a man who believes he has been sent by God to condemn The Game to Hell. Sadly, Mordecai will be mistaken. The question is.. What are the concequences that Mordecai will be forced to suffer?
scene - The cameras pan down from an aerial view of a large and impressive looking Church. Many people are making their way out of the Church, as the priest presents them with a pamphlet of some sort. Triple H is spotted waiting in line for a pamphlet, wearing an expensive black suit and matching black pants. Once Trips' receives the pamphlet with a cocky grin, he makes his way over to the side of The Church where nobody else is around.
' cerebral assassin ' Triple H : " Is this familiar to you, Mordecai? Does it ring any bells in that thing you resort to as a brain? "
scene - Hunter laughs to himself.
' cerebral assassin ' Triple H : " Let me refresh your memory Mordecai, because as we already know.. Your not one for thinking much. (Trips Laughs Again) This is what we call 'your home'. You come here every single day of your pathetic life, and you PRAY to God.. you PROMISE God, that the job will get done each week you go to battle. You get on your knees, you have a glass of wine and you speak the same shit over and over again. I'll tell ya now kid, The God you think your talking to is an image of one stupid ignorant inbred. There is only ONE TRUE God.. And jack, That's ME! Have you ever asked yourself, how does he do it? Have you ever wondered why so many have fallen to defeat of The Cerebral Assassin? Have you EVER though just WHY I am That DAMN Good, Mordecai? It's not because of Shawn Michaels or Vince McMahon. It's because I am the GOD of Professional Wrestling! Not even JESUS CHRIST can put a stop to THIS Game, and you know why, Mordecai? Huh, Do ya? It's because I've got ALL the damn power in the world to sink EVERY single Church you can lay a finger on! "
scene - Triple H's grin turns to a disturbed and angry facial expression. Trips' takes a look around the corner to see the last few people exit the Church.
' cerebral assassin ' Triple H : " How about we take a look around, Mordecai? Would ya like that kid? Maybe if you're lucky you'll see an insight into how you're gonna find things on Desire. Last week, I dealt with John Cena; another man to think he was gonna be the first one to eliminate The Game. This week I've got YOUR ass inside of a Steel Cage, and just like the rest your ramblin' on about the same crap I hear week in, week out. What makes you any different, Mordecai? The fact that you kneel down by your bed each night and sing your prayers to God is a complete and UTTER joke, but then ya think you got this match in the bag? Haha, bright and shine kid.. Your livin' in a world of pain.. your livin' in MY World! Whether you realize it now or not kid, at the end of Desire your ass is gonna be in the back of an Ambulance headin' STRAIGHT to Hospital! Don't believe me? Go ask Mick Foley. I ENDED his career at his OWN Game. I FORCED his ass outta the BUSINESS! This week, on Desire, I'll do the EXACT thing to you! I won't give you a choice, Mordecai.. I'll make that for you.. Haha! "
scene - Sadistically, Triple H laughs whilst looking directly into the camera.
' cerebral assassin ' Triple H : " I'm going to conjure something you would have never imagined possible. The odds are stacked against you Mordecai, and whether you have Jesus, Mary and Moses by your side or not I'm STILL walkin' out leaving you swim in a pool of your own blood this Monday Night! "
scene - Triple H has another look around the corner in which he see's a clear space. Trips' walks around that very corner and heads straight towards the Church's entry. As Hunter enters the Church he takes a look around. There's not a sign of human intelligence to be seen until The Priest emerges out of no-where to clean up the objects that lay on a table. Triple H slowly makes his way towards the Priest, taking a careful approach. Trips' manages to make it up to the first row of seats before The Priest recognizes him.
' the priest ' Father Joe : " Ah, son, what is it that I can do for you? "
' cerebral assassin ' Triple H : " Father Joe, I've got something your ears may be interested in. You see, there's someone out their that believes he has been sent down by God himself to eliminate me from the business. He truely believes that he will condemn me .. to hell. "
scene - Hunter Heurst Helmsley flahses a grin.
' the priest ' Father Joe : " That's not something to be particularly smiling about young man. What has brought the man to this conclusion? "
' cerebral assassin ' Triple H : " The fact is Joe, this man is jealous of me. He doesn't contain any special talents or attributes that I do. This man, he is just a NUMBER to the population. Nothing.. more. "
' the priest ' Father Joe : " Why such harsh comments? Every one of us have talents -- "
' cerebral assassin ' Triple H : " Shut up, Joe. Alright? Your meant to be The Priest who listens. Did I ask for your imput? "
' the priest ' Father Joe : " You're worried about the matter, you need help. "
' cerebral assassin ' Triple H : " If there's one thing I need Joe, it's definitely not help. I'm what you'd refer to as a 'One Man Army'.. I don't need other's to back me up. I don't NEED God, you see.. because quite frankly, I'm the only GOD around this damn place! "
scene - The Priest quivers in fear after Triple H deepens the tone in his voice significantly.
' the priest ' Father Joe : " Are.. are you insane? Who are you, what do you want from me? "
' cerebral assassin ' Triple H : " Have you ever seen a tall man by the name of Mordecai in this craphole? "
' the priest ' Father Joe : " I beg your pardon -- "
' cerebral assassin ' Triple H : " I'll say it only one more time before I knock you FLAT on your ASS! Have you SEEN.. A man with BLONDE hair, BLUE eyes by the name of Mordecai? "
' the priest ' Father Joe : " REPEL! REPEL! "
scene - Triple H swings a massive right hand to the jaw of Father Joe, sending him down to the ground. Blood trickles down the mouth of The Priest, as Triple H looks down at him.. pleased..
' cerebral assassin ' Triple H : " Father.. I don't give a RAT'S ASS who you are. God this, God that.. SCREW GOD! AND SCREW YOU, MORDECAI!! This WEEK on Desire, I'm gonna RIP that goatee of yours off and I'm gonna TEAR you to PIECES! Look at what you've done, Mordecai.. LOOK AT HIM! "
scene - The Game kneels down and show's the The Priest's face to the camera.
' cerebral assassin ' Triple H : " This is ALL on YOUR hands that Father Joe is un-concious! It's YOUR FAULT, MORDECAI! I told you at the start.. YOU CAN'T PLAY THIS GAME!! But you didn't want to listen, did ya? You thought all along that This Game was practically a joke.. Haha.. do you still think that, Mordecai? Do you still think that we're playing by YOUR rules? I hope to that BASTARD you worship, that you've realized the reality. You call THIS Game evil? You ain't seen ANYTHING yet, Mordecai. The Game STARTS NOW! The only man that will be punished, is YOU for stepping into the ring with The CEREBRAL Assassin! You see, Mordecai, I might be evil.. but each week, I GET THE JOB DONE! Each week, I KEEP my promise of defeating moron after moron after MORON! You claim to have The Lord behind you, huh? You claim that your the force that's gonna stop me? Please.. Give me a break.. Am I supposed to be having sleepless nights over a man who dresses up like an IDIOT and waves around crosses? You know.. I think you're trying to make yourself believe in something that quite frankly, isn't possible. Your chances aren't even SLIM.. because I'll tell you now, when you step into that ring and the bell rings.. The Lord, Moses, Mary.. NONE OF THEM.. will guide you the way to victory. I'll tell you what, Messenger, after what you did on Desire.. I'll be able to promise you one thing. Your BLOOD will be scattered across the Steel Cage.. your BONES will be filed down to a thin base, thanks to the fine work of the STEEL.. CAGE! You know, you ARE right about one thing.. I AM evil.. I AM a Cerebral Assassin.. but you arne't EVER gonna get that out of me. The Game is FOREVER; Inbreds like you come and go each time the sun goes down. This ain't like the movies Mordecai, the GOOD won't walk out as the Hero. Nah, The EVIL.. The BRAINS.. The BEST IN THE BUSINESS will walk out, with the honours. You better pray to your Lord, that the BEATING I inflict onto you isn't as severe as what it's destined to be. You better put your little hands together, piss your pants and KISS GOD'S ASS.. Because there's NOBODY.. That can STOP ME! You can sing your praises 'till the cow's come home.. the FACT is JACK, I'm gonna send your ass down the toilet like the bitch you stand for. I'm afraid your nothing more then a hopeless imitator of Jesus Christ.. heh, but just like Jesus you're gonna FAIL to prevent the evil! Why? Haha.. It's Because .. I AM THE GAME! AND I AM.. "
scene - Hunter Heurst Helmsley stares down at Father Joe, who lay's motionlessly on the ground. Trips' turns his attention back up at the camera with an intense look in his eye's.
' cerebral assassin ' Triple H : " God may of sent you to vanquish the evil within myself, but what he didn't realise is that when he created The Game.. he created EVIL! The concequences that await you Mordecai are concequences that you can't HANDLE! Welcome to the REAL Deal .. Welcome Mordecai.. to your dismissal. "
scene - Triple H looks back down at Father Joe again before walking out of the camera's sight. The camera moves in to the face of Father Joe; zooming in on the blood that flows from out of his mouth. The scene fades to the CWF Logo which shortly after turns to a black screen..
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