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RECORD: 005 - 001 - 000   ROLEPLAY NUMBER: 13

UPCOMING MATCH: Triple H Vs. Edge   STIPULATION: Primetime Title

CWF ACHIEVEMENTS: European Champion (x1); Primetime Champion (c); Top 6 Roleplayers (x1); Main Eventing Desire (x1);

GAME OVER: Jamie Noble (x2); Jeff Hardy (x2); Sean O'Haire (x2); John Cena (x2); Mordecai (x2); Sting ; Randy Orton ; Chris Jericho ; Shelton Benjamin ; Kurt Angle ; Lance Storm ; CM Punk ; Abyss ; John Bradshaw Layfield ; The Rock ; Johnny Swinger ; Charlie Haas ; The Undertaker ; Tyson Tomko ; AJ Styles ; Matt Hardy ; Batista ; Stevie Richards ; Buff Bagwell ; Steve Austin ; Edge ; Simon Diamond ; Val Venis ;

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' The Joker In The Pack Of Cards Is You, Edge '

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LOCATION: Unknown
STATUS: On Camera
TIME: 9:30, PM - Central Standard Time

foreword - Another promise was kept as Desire went off the air this past Monday. During the week Triple H had guaranteed that Monday shall be Mordecai's LAST, and that, it was. The two slugged it out in a hellacious Steel Cage Match, and neither were weak at heart. The two put 110% into the ideal, and fortunately For Trips, he was the man that walked out victorious after cementing the win with a deverstating Pedigree. Throughout the match, they exchanged several blows including The Sledgehammer shot to the head from the master of the weapon; Hunter Heurst Helmsley. Mordecai, busted open, found himself in a state that not even GOD could redeem himself of. Once Trips' had gotten the 3 count, Mordecai's career was officially.. OVER! The night seemed over.. FINALLY the destruction had come to an end, for the moment. Jeff Hardy made his way out to the ring and pulled off a career-ending stunt that shocked the world. Jeff climbed the top of the Steel Cage and hit The Primetime Champ' with an outstanding crossbody, taking Trips' OUT of the game. Hardy took the fight further, this time into matters concerning the Steel Cage first hand. The Cage literally MOVED as Hardy threw Hunter into the pit of DESTRUCTION, HEAD FIRST! Hardy continued the brutal assault, furthering the actions another THREE times. The blood trickled down Triple H's face as the Primetime Title was left all alone in the middle of the ring. Much to the crowd's delight, Jeff left the ring WITH the Primetime Title; WITH Triple H's Championship! The question is.. has Jeff Hardy weakened Triple H? On Desire this week, Hunter has been FORCED to defend his Title against Edge. The time looms to be danger, as Trips' could be focused more on Jeff then his actual opponent. So many questions are to be answered this Monday Night. Will The Game be dis-advantaged after the BRUTAL Assault and the BRUTAL match he went through this past week? Will Triple H's mind be fully focused on Edge? Desire is definitely a night you can't afford to miss; tune in LIVE this Monday Night.. There's BOUND to be answers, and quite possibly.. a rage of revenge..

scene - Cee Dubya Ef cameras begin rolling in an empty room where only Triple H looms. Trips is sitting down with a table in front of him and on that very table is a pack of cards and a few photos of Edge.

' cerebral assassin ' Triple H : " Last week I said I'd personally END the career of Mordecai inside of a Steel Cage. Tell me, someone.. where's Mordecai and his contract now? "

scene - Triple H laughs sadistically.

' cerebral assassin ' Triple H : " What you idiots have to learn is that when I make a promise I damn sure keep it. Mordecai came around to The Game, thinkin' he had what it took to END Me. Even with The Lord, Jesus, Moses and every other Tom Dick and Harry I STILL ended his career! Do you MORONS believe the reality of the story yet? I came to this business and I warned each and every one of you. I said it the very first day; I would cut through the roster week by week, and look at the statistics. Five wins, One Loss.. and that One Loss came at a very high price, I admit. Renee Dupree took advantage of me and SCREWED me out of the World Title. If it wasn't for that runt I'd be on top of the World at this very moment but the fact is, I'm not. I'm that ONE STEP behind Renee.. and I'm ONE STEP away from beating his ass out of it! You see, Renee couldn't END me. He managed to prevent The Game for a moment, and that moment won him his very first World Championship. Kid, you got lucky.. you caught me off-guard but I'll NEVER let that happen again.. EVER! I'm the PRIMETIME Champion, the FIRST EVER might I add. (Trips Smirks) I've got a license to kill.. I've beaten John Cena out of his misery, I've ENDED the career of Mordecai.. but the funny thing is, you idiots in the back STILL don't get it, do ya? "

scene - Hunter shuffles the card's around.

' cerebral assassin ' Triple H : " Every week I've got some snot-nosed runt up my sleeve. last week it was Mordecai, this week it's Jeff Hardy. I'd hate to burst your bubble guys, but do you honestly think that I'm going to collapse to a Jeff Hardy or an Edge? Please.. look in the books, I've beaten guy's that you once idolised. I've put Mick Foley OUT OF BUSINESS.. What the HELL more do you need? A certificate and a badge to say that This Game.. is FOREVER!? Quite frankly, I've put up with enough crap from the likes of jobbers. Jeff, you took it upon yourself to attack me after I had just put the final nail to Mordecai's cadboard BOX.. You climbed that Cage and you flung your WORTHLESS piece of human material onto the GREATEST specimen this industry has ever laid eyes on. You happy, kid? You got the moral support of the jackasses that boo me each week. (Hunter Claps) Whoopty-Do Jeff, ya jumped off the cage and landed on The Game.. but you know, Jeff, you signed your own death certificate in doing so. You DIDN'T GET THE JOB DONE!! Do I LOOK in anyway shape or form a disability? Do I look weakened Hardy? Nah.. I didn't think so. Like so many others you failed to delete the VIRUS of The Game. You COULDN'T get the job done, could ya Jeff? You HAD to leave me with enough mental and physical strength to kick your ass by the time Immortality rolls around. (Triple H grins) I pity your actions.. because they're gonna cost you a damn big hospital bill in a few weeks time, I'll guarantee ya that. "

scene - Aitch clears his throat in a ruthless tone. Trips' looks down at the pack of card's he hold's and the pictures of Edge that are laid out on the table in front of him. Slowly, Triple H turns his attention back to the camera.

' cerebral assassin ' Triple H : " Jeff, you even had the nerve to take away MY Title. MY pride.. MY glory. You took away my Primetime Championship because you know that it's the first AND last time you're ever gonna have your hands on it as long as I'm around. I understand the frustration going through your head of shame, Jeff. I understand how you envy THIS Game! But by taking away MY Title you're giving me MORE of a reason to send you back to North Carolina without an arm and a leg. Look at the odds Jeff, you haven't god a snowballs chance in hell of lasting in the ring with me. You've got My title now, but you can't hold onto it forever. Sooner or later I'm gonna get my hands on you and WHEN I do, Jeff.. You're gonna be wishing you were NEVER born! "

scene - Hunter flahses a dirty look at the camera as he peers down at the pack of cards, once again.

' cerebral assassin ' Triple H : " Although I'm without my Title, I'm STILL that much better than the rest of you idiots in the back. On Desire, Edge, you're the man that'll cop the anger which boils inside of me. Remember, it's YOU who decided to take me on. When your all beat up layin' in hospital, cast your mind back to this very moment. I've told you.. after Desire, you're gonna be STRUGGLING to stand up. Your pretty little blonde hair, your little fancy pants.. You're gonna see the last of 'em this Monday Night. I've had it up to HERE with the bullshit that I've had to put up with from complete and UTTER jobbers! That's ALL you, Jeff Hardy and the REST of the roster are. (Trips Pauses For A Second) You don't EARN to the rights to be called the Primetime Champion. You haven't dont a THING to earn it, yet you protest about being Awesome, The King Of Cool and ALL the rest of the crap that goes with it. Each week, you come out and you say the same shit over and over again. 'Dont Push You Over The Edge', 'I'll Push You Over The Edge'.. The fact is, you're a true Canadian. You're a born and bred failure that I'm going to finish off this Monday Night. Chumpstian this, Goofball that.. When does the joke end, Edge? I'll tell you when it ends. On DESIRE! The chance of a lifetime has come up and hit you SQUARE in the ass, the best thing is.. you ain't ever gonna change it from a CHANCE. That's ALL it'll be to you; It'll never be the story of Edge beating The Game.. NEVER! Last week you had a chance to capture the X-Division Title, ya blew that right outta the water. You lost to a bunch of nobody's. This week your up against The Cerebral Assassin; a nightmare that can't be corrected. I say this every week.. you're just another number to be added to the list of idiots I've dug a hole for. his week is no different from the last, last week was no different from two weeks ago. You see, for me, things get boring. I sit back and I look at the business.. do you know what I think to myself? What HAS this industry come to. I repeat the same process over and over by defeating morons like you, Edge, who pose no threat to me before the match even begins. As each week passes by, the competition dramatically changes for the worst. Eventually there's going to be NOTHING left; Eventually.. I will have cleaned out the whole DAMN roster! Edge.. your future lay's in my hand's.. whilst each day draws to a close, so do the hands that you lay in. Come Monday Night, they will suffocate you to death.. and there's nothing.. that you or anyone else for that matter.. can do about it. "

scene - Aitch picks out a single card from the deck and flips it around to show the camera, revealing it to bea joker.

' cerebral assassin ' Triple H : " As far as I'm concerned Edge, you're nothing more then a joker. Nobody cares about you. Nobody takes you serious and quite frankly, why should they? I'm not gonna sugarcoat it Edge.. guys like you, they come a dime a dozen. Guys like YOU, Edge.. they're the type that kid themselves to such a degree that they THINK .. in their own .. naive little mind, that they can even begin to compare to Triple H. You're the type that wouldn't surprise me to be sporting an IQ the size of a damn tic tac! I'm gonna put it as simply as I know how to; in this world .. I am absolutely UNTOUCHABLE! What I am .. is the GAME! You play, and you will for DAMN sure.. "

LOSE!

scene - Trips steps up out of the chair and lifts the table over. Clearly Aitch is angered over Jeff Hardy stealing his Championship. Hunter walks out of the room, leaving the camera fade out to black just moments later after showing the remains of the pack of cards.





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