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Scene: Hotel Room - Anaheim, California Time: Sunday, 2.15.04 - 2:25 PM Next Match: @ Exile Vs. X-Pac & Justin Credible [Standard Match - Non Title / Tag Team Match]
[|. riw .|] THE ERA OF GOODWILL... has CERTAINLY, begun! On the 15th of February, 2004, William Regal and Lance Storm both signed contracts to the Raw Impact Wrestling Company. Together, the two hope to bring a whole new ball game to the RIW, setting the standards early on. It's been months on end since William Regal last stepped into a Wrestling Ring, infact, it hasn't been until the Early-Mid year of 2003. However, rest assure, the training Regal has been putting himself in will prove that on Monday Night, It won't even look like he's missed a beat. Professionalism is his speciality.. and with the Canadian 'Maple Leaf', Lance Storm by his side.. what's the absolute worse that could possibly happen? These two are some of the finest Athletes that will EVER grace a wrestling ring.. And on the 23rd Of February, 2004, they'll lock horns with X-Pac and Justin Credible. Without doubt, all four men will put their bodies on the line.. risking their own blood. their own tears.. and their own SWEAT, JUST.. to impress the boss, Paul Heyman. Both teams have had experience before with working with one another.. It's just a simple case of WHO can pull out all the stops. WHO can define the word BRILLANCE! On Exile, it's all or nothing.. You Win, you enter yourself in the Good Books of Paul heyman. You lose.. and you could find yourself from anywhere to 'just a bad day', or to finding another job. Either way, Exile WILL prove to be a night of nights.. An event that marks the very first night, of Raw Impact Wrestling HISTORY! Heh, You would HAVE to be a jackass to miss it..
" Filthy Americans.. And Filthy Bloody Opponents! "

Scene: Cameras open up the scene inside of a fair sized hotel room, where objects and the state of the room are neat and tidy. Standing behind the bench table is Lance Storm and William Regal, who are both dressed properly via Clean Black suits. Lance's right hand possesses a bottle of white wine, and just in front of him on the bench, are two wine glasses. Whilst holding the bottle at the very tip like a top class restaurant waiter, Lance pours the wine into the first glass on the right. Storm pulls the bottle of wine away from the glass once it reaches half full, before moving onto the other glass, which stands next to it. William looks on not saying a word, with his hands in his pocket. Lance gently pours the wine into the second glass, doing the exact same by pulling away as soon as it's filled half way. Storm takes the wine glass he just poured, leaving the other for William Regal to take. They hold their wines up about 'head-height', preparing to toast to a particular moment.
'Pure English' William Regal: " To the marvelous minds, of ourselves. "
William takes the first sip of his wine, before being greeted with the exact same action just a few moments later, by Lance.
'Canadas Maple Leaf' Lance Storm: " Nice, very nice indeed. "
'Pure English' William Regal: " Just what two brillance personified men, quite like ourselves, deserve. "
'Canadas Maple Leaf' Lance Storm: " Quite right William. Class defines the countries of Canada and England.. So there should be no worry about ever receiving a horrifying meal, or drinking liquid. "
'Pure English' William Regal: " Indeed. Those filthy toads that call themselves proud to be American won't be able to stop our Elegance! It's about time these bloody idiots wake up to themselves, and realize that America is the main CAUSE for terrorism. "
Both gentlemen take a sip of their wines, before continuing on with the conversation.
'Canadas Maple Leaf' Lance Storm: " I couldn't of put it any better way myself, William. The United States of America only works for ITSELF! Do you ever see 'her' helping out the great land of Canada? Of course not.. America is purely doing things for itself, with the help of other defenseless countries when they need it. It's quite simple, The United States USES other countries to help them in War! "
Regal shakes his head in disgust of the very mention of 'U.S.A'.
'Pure English' William Regal: " Pure filth, Lance. America defines the word of Filth, it's that bloody simple. Everywhere you turn, you have a flab of fat off a useless bloody slob in your face. It's quite shameful, and purely un-acceptable. How these morons live, leaves a whole lot to be desired.. "
'Canadas Maple Leaf' Lance Storm: " It makes me sick to my stomach, William. All these filthy Americans are prepared to do is Eat, Drink and watch a Football Game. Absolutely sickning.. "
'Pure English' William Regal: " Exactly right lad. Americans are good for nothing misreable little creatures.. Who sit on their buttox all evening drinking BEER! It is quite humiliating to watch, if I do say so myself. "
'Canadas Maple Leaf' Lance Storm: " I agree with you in EVERY aspect. I believe it's about time that a change is made to this disgraceful country.. a change that only two fine Gentlemen like ourselves could succeed in doing so. "
William nods his head in agreement with Lance Storm, as the two continue to slowly take sips out of their wine glass.
'Pure English' William Regal: " I believe so, chap. There is no other alternative I'm afraid.. It's time that our perfection graces this humilitation. It's about that time, that our marvelous social skills combine with the United States of Ameirca, in attempt to make this PITTIFUL society something work talking about. As of right now, Lance, you are quite right.. America is nothing more then a place for fat, smelly, rotten TOERAGS.. like the ones you see on the street, each and every single bloody day! "
'Canadas Maple Leaf' Lance Storm: " America is a shameful country, William... Quite like our talentless opponents who have been chosen to be disposed on the Twenty Third of this month! "
The Goodwill Ambassador finishes off the last sip of his wine, whilst continuing shortly after.
'Pure English' William Regal: " Yes, I'm afraid so. Shameful is the ultimate word for these rotten toerags. On one hand, you have a filthy bloody greaseball in X-Pac. In the other, you have a shiney bold HEAD! Quite the duo, aren't they? (William Regal Smirks) The fact of the matter is, that on Exile.. These two scally wags will be beaten down to bloody pulp! I will take the useless body of X-Pac, and I will CRUSH it in my bare hand like a bloody grape! They are to no threat to such fine specimens such as ourselves, Lance. In reality, there's a clear difference between us, such talented Gentlemen.. and these two pathetic bloody imbeciles. That very difference, is the line between Class.. the line between Royality, which we represent.. and them. The pure filth of this bloody Earth. You can pick it out like a daisy, Lance.. It's as clear as crystal. The Tewenty Third will prove to be a Lesson that is Learned by these two toads. A lesson, which is to never cross a bloody Englishmen! Or, in your case Lance, a Canadian. However, on this very night.. the power in this very hand, will be used to full potential. The Power of the Punch will be in full flight, come Monday the Twenty Third! All that is left now, my dear chap.. is waiting. Waiting for X-Pac and Justin Credible to accept the fact that on Exile.. They will be bloody "
BIRMIRCHED!
Lance takes one last sip out of his glass, before putting it back down on the bench. A few moments pass by, before Lance begins to speak once again.
'Canadas Maple Leaf' Lance Storm: " The era of our unbeatable abilities begin here, William. The force of two great countries, consisting of Canada and the United Kingdom, joined together, will prove to be more then just your average handful! At the same time.. Those Americans, They best remember ONE thing. If I can be serious for a minute, That one simple thing.. is DONT BLAME CANADA.. BLAME YOURSELVES! "
'Pure English' William Regal: " Mark my words sunshine, this will be the very last bit of daylight these two toerags will ever bloody see again! "
'Canadas Maple Leaf' Lance Storm: " That's right.. and X-Pac, along with Justin Credible.. only have THEMSELVES to blame! "
'Pure English' William Regal: " That's correct lad. Completely, and utterly correct! "
William Regal and Lance Storm exchange an evil smirk, both looking confident at the words they used. Shortly after the transmission cuts, the scene fades away to black leaving the Raw Impact Wrestling Logo to see out tonights coverage. [|. riw .|]
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Toerags Demolished: | X-Pac ??, Justin Credible ?? |
RIW Achievements: | Soon To Come ?? |
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