' Start Of Roleplay '

Ever wondered why the poofters favorite colour has ALWAYS been PINK? I mean, what the HELL is so beautiful about pink? For example, Stevie Richards. His wrestling gear is PINK! Why would he CHOOSE Pink? The question to that remains one to be un-answered. The cameras pick up the scene inside of an Opportunity Shop, where clothes are being sold for LOW prices. You can find yourself a high label jacket, for the price of fifteen dollars. To put it bluntly, It's LOW PRICES GALORE! However, amazingly, There's only a few people walking around. One of them is a high-profile Pro Wrestler. Shane Douglas! What the hell would SHANE DOUGLAS be doing in a Opportunity Shop? Douglas is taking a look at some of the STUPID clothing which hang around in areas, looking as if He is searching for something in particular. The camera focuses in on the situation, allowing us to pick up some his words.

'Shane Douglas': Pink, Pink, Pink. Good ole' Pink.

Continuing to look amongst the clothes Douglas says the words over and over again. 'Pink, Pink, Pink'. Finally after a good twenty seconds or so, he pulls out a pink dress. It looks simply STUPID, and one HELL of an old piece of clothing, to say the absolute LEAST! Douglas holds it up with one hand in front of him, with a grin across his face.

'Shane Douglas': You know Stevie, you limpwrist, this would suit you to perfection. Look at it. It looks pathetic. It's Old.. It's DISGUSTINGLY UGLY! It's the PERFECT match for you!

The Franchise shakes his head whilst still studying the pink dress.

'Shane Douglas': Maybe to your sister's wedding you could wear this? Better yet, your OWN wedding. Heh, you see Richards.. The point is, Pink is a DISGRACE of a colour. Just like you my friend, are a DISGRACE to the professional wrestling world. Look at yourself.. Little tight pink trunks.. Slicked back hair.. your nothin' but another walkin' JACKASS! You make me SICK to my stomach! How you are allowed to compete in the ring with The franchise, is pure BULLSHIT! Fact is, when you DO step into the ring with me.. Your Ass will be TURNED into grass within a MATTER Of seconds! Let's not make something SEEM BIG.. when It's straight forward pal. You take me on, I put your name to shame like every other FOOL who tried to take me out. Get it through your HEAD, STEVIE! Shane Douglas.. Is the REAL DEAL! Your nothin' but a JOKE! Your like Ice, pal. Once I wear you down, You'll MELT! You'll CONTINUE TO MELT.. Until finally, There just ain't anythin' left of your pittiful body. I will SEEK and DESTROY Stevie, and whether you realize it or not.. There ain't a DAMN thing you can do about it!

Douglas hangs the dress back up, before moving onto his next piece of pink clothing. This time, It's a pink jacket. He lays it out on top of the others, making the camera-man move closer towards the matter.

'Shane Douglas': Is this your style Richards? You Jackass! Another piece of pathetic clothing, which represents yourself. You see Stevie, The Franchise DETESTS Pansey's.. And YOU.. ARE ONE OF THEM! You wrestle in a pair of TIGHT Pink Trunks.. You SLICK your hair back.. You make me feel like breakin' your NECK!

Shane throws the pink jacket back, showing his anger beginning to glow. He turns his full attention back to the camera, not letitng anything, or ANY sound interfere with him.

'Shane Douglas': On Divine Inspiration, I'll make you TOUCH your toes only to kick you in your ASS! Is that clear, Stevie? I will dis-figure your PATHETIC pis-poor excuse of a Human Body! I'll soften you up MENTALLY, and PHYSICALLY.. Because I'm The GOD DAMN FRANCHISE! (Shane Pauses For A Few Seconds, But Doesnt Take Any Of His Attention Away From The Camera) Stevie Richards, let me make one thing absolutely CRYSTAL clear, you jackass! I'm a betting man by nature, and this coming Thursday, you god damn limp wrist, pathetic excuse for a professional athlete, those odds aren't lookin' good for ya. Infact, they're lookin' pretty damn gloom. They're lookin' like your pink tights. They're pointing in a certain direction Stevie, and that direction, it's pointing to a sign. A sign that reads that this Thursday night, Stevie Richards, is nothing but the next in line, to get his ass

Douglas follows his quote by an evil and loud laugh, as he moves closer, and closer towards the camera.

'Shane Douglas': There you have it, jackass. STRAIGHT from the horse's MOUTH! Haha! And THAT.. IS A DAMN FACT, JACK!

Shane Douglas laughs out aloud, making the picture seem not too bright for Stevie Richards at Divine Inspiration. The scene fades out to black leaving us with questions to ask, and answers.. to be answered.