In what was the probably the match of the night, Matt Hardy and Taz locked up with two different styles, each looking to get the win. Matt Hardy though dominated the early, stopping Taz from gaining his usual advantage.. slowing down the action. Matt slowly began to take Taz apart with different moves, Bodyslams, Suplexes, DDT's and a huge Backbody Drop. Matt though, being his usual self got ultimately cocky and started taunting to the fans in which Taz took advantage of. The Human Suplex Machine soon to control of the match, dropping Matt Hardy with an amazing Overhead Belly To Belly and almost getting a nearfall. Taz continued his domination hitting many different Suplexes, from Vertical, Snap, Overhead, Belly To Belly, German and finally the Tazmission Suplex. It looked said and done, the fans were hyped.. Taz stalked Matt.. walking around him, slowly. Matt got to his feet, walking into a Tazmission, Matt though ducked underneath it.. picking Taz up and planting him with a Side Effect. He covered getting the three count.
BROCK LESNAR IS THE
MATT HARDY VS. BROCK LESNAR
SECOND IMAGE OF A PUMPKIN!
Matt Hardy came away with an impressive win over Taz this past week, but not without a fight. Taz took Matt to the limit, in which the two put on a STELLAR preformance. However, on this very night Matt Hardy succeeded by putting Taz away with the Side Effect. Not ONLY that, but it was announced on Exile that Matt Hardy and Chris Jericho will lock horns in a Single's Match at Vendetta, for the RIW Television Championship. Surprising? Not for Matt and Shannon. Unfortunately towards the end of the night, a small 'mishap' happened, so to speak. It all started when Matt was handed a present by one of the backstage workers. Box of chocolates? Nah. Flowers? Definitely Not. After a 'Mattitude' discussion with Shannon, he opened the present up - what did he find? Believe it or not, a DILDO! Shannon and Matt BOTH look terrified, as Shannon pointed out that there was a note. A note that came from Matt's Vendetta opponent, Chris Jericho. From there on, Shannon bent down to pick up the box that Matt threw on the ground, but accidently dropped his towel. With Matt having the dildo in his hand, and looking straight at Shannon, Paul London opened the door. The facial expressions told the story as Paul quickly left the room. Rest assure, Matt will seek revenge this week on Defiance, and if you know Mattitude.. you know that REVENGE is coming Chris Jericho's way! However, as far as Defiance goes Matt Hardy will compete against one of the BIGGEST men on the RIW Roster. His name? Brock Lesnar. As most of you all know well, Brock has had a career that can only be described as Dominant. From the time he signed a contract with the WWE to the day he left, Brock Lesnar has left an impact on the wrestling world that possibly no other has. Lesnar came to RIW with the same intentions, and has proved to be a strong force. As of now, Lesnar is the Tag Team Champion along with being the reigning Inter-Phenomenal Champion. However, on Defiance Brock shall be stopped by the un-beatable force of MATTITUDE! Taz talked the talk, but as Matt said, he CAN'T walk the walk. Let's face it, what Matt says, is a MATT FACT! Therefore, If Matt Hardy guarantees us he will defeat Brock Lesnar ; he will. It's a case of 'size doesn't matter'.. for Brock Lesnar, that is, because according to the Matt-nificent Brain-cells, Matt Hardy is ACTUALLY twice the size of Brock Lesnar. Find it hard to believe? Tune into Defiance, and you shall see for 'your very own self'.
ROLEPLAY TITLE : ' Matt Fact : Brock Is Like A Pumpkin, Big And Bulgy On The Outside But Soft In The Inside!
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The camera's wind up at a Fruit and Vegetable shop where all the different type's of fruit's and vegetable's you can possibly think of, are on display. At the moment there's not a sight of human intelligence, well, that's if you don't count the man at the counter. Suddenly the camera moves to the right a little bit, showing us two familiar people. INFACT they are RIW's very own Matt Hardy and Shannon Moore! Whilst both are dressed nicely and neatly they loom around the outside of the video shop. They appear to be reading and taking a look at some of the films this video place has in stock. Our camera zooms in slightly, for a better look at the two.
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Matt! My god, Here's my FAVORITE movie of ALL time! "
Matt looks in the direction that Shannon points. He's pointing to either Scooby Doo 2, or Pirates Of The Caribbean - The Curse Of The Black Pearl. Our camera can't quite seem to pin-point which one Shannon is referring to, and seemingly, Matt can't either.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Scooby Doo is your favorite film? What are you, ten years old? "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Scooby Doo? No way is that my favorite! I mean, sure, it's a good film, but not my favorite. "
Matt Hardy pauses for a second, as he looks across to Shannon Moore strangely.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Hmm. My Matt-cells tell me that you need help, Shannon. Urgent HELP! "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " What? No I don't! "
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " SILENCE! You shall NEVER question my intelligence, for I am the Sensei Of Mattitude! "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Fine. I'm Sorry. "
Shannon bows his head in shame.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " As for this Pirates business, Follower, I see no greatness about it. They are Filthy, Stupid Ratbags, who lack Vitamin M. "
The confusion on Shannon's face stands out like all hell. What could Vitamin M be?
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Uh, Matt.. There's no such thing as Vitamin M. "
The Sensei Of Mattitude's face boils on in anger, and looks like he's about to burst as if Shannon has commited a terrifying sin..
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " How can you say such a thing? Of COURSE there's such thing as Vitamin M. It's the Vitamin that NO-ONE else has. it's MATTITUDE! How could you be so foolish in your acts, my Follower? "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Oh.. I tho-- "
Shannon is cut off by the only other man around - The Mattitude Possesser.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Hush my Follower. Your remarks have made a fool out of you ENOUGH already.. I think we shall keep it that way, before you find yourself in more Mattitude Strife. "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Your just like those English off Pirates Of-- "
Once again for the second time, Shannon is cut off by Matt.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Pirates? You talk about Pirates, Shannon. Hmm.. Shall Mattitude give you the BOOT and send you to the Black Curl? Would you like that, sinnister? "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " It's the Black Pearl Matt. And anyhow, Mattitude is MUCH better then being a Pirate. "
'Version One' smiles happily, almost as if he feels Shannon has admitted to being wrong.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Ahh.. Precisely my Follower. Now, shall I give you another lesson on Mattitude? "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Na-- "
Yet AGAIN, Matt cuts Shannon off without letting him finish.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Yes, I thought so to. Follow me, and Me and my Matt-rific Intelligence shall show you the resemblance of Brock Lesnar.. and a PUMPKIN! "
Moore raise's an eyebrow - surprised, as most of us are after that last comment.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Don't seem so surprised My Follower, for a Pumpkin and Brock Lesnar have many things in common. "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " But Matt.. It's a PUMPKIN! How can a Vegetable and Brock LESNAR have something in common? "
Hardy grins widely. It's as if he know's something we don't, and he's all excited to tell us.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Oh trust me my Follower, you would be AMAZED at how much the two have in common. Follow me. "
Matt leads the way in the walk to the Fruit and Vegetable shop. Shannon walks closely behind Matt in a suspucious way - obviously eager to find out if the Matt Facts are really true. As Hardy enter's the store within a FOOT, he instantly stops in his tracks. Shannon has to put a great deal of effort into pulling up, as he was so close behind Matt that he almost bumped into him when 'V1' stopped. Matt sniffs the air, and turns his head over his shoulder to tell Shannon something.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Do you smell that, Shannon? That's the smell of rotten cabbage. A sure sign that this Fruit and Vegetable Shop is not one Mattitude recommends. "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " It's not the cabbage. I.. uh.. let off. "
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Let off what? "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " A sound.. from down there. "
Suddenly Matt's face turns disgusted, as he covers his mouth. Shannon looks like he's a little bit of dis-comfort, as he try's to work Matt around to what he came for in the first place.
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Uh, shall we head on over to the Pumpkin? "
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Yes, only if it's perfectly fine with your backside! My Matt-senses tell me your likely to let that off again. "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Sorry Sensi.. I won't. I promisse. "
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Do it again and I will personally make you FAIL Mattitude, just like Brock Lesnar! "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Whoa! I PROMISSE I won't Matt! "
For the moment, Shannon's eyes have widended, as he follows Matt's trail once again. This time, the destination being the placements of the Pumpkins. When Matt finds the location of the Pumpkins, he makes his way over to the Vegetable in stylish 'V1' style. Matt picks up a Pumpkin in one hand. It's a rather large pumpkin, and one that has quite a few bumps around it.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " You see this, Shannon? This.. is a Pumpkin. "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Amazing. "
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " The sarcasm is not appreciated my Follower. This is serious Mattitudian talk. (Matt Gets Back On Track With The Subject) This pumpkin right here, is like Brock Lesnar. It's big.. and It's bulgy. Heh, that's form the OUTSIDE though. The OUTSIDE.. bare that in mind Shannon. "
The look on Shannon's face show's that his patience is beginning to ware thin on this matter.
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Right. What's the point? "
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Hold on there Shannon. I know your eagrerly awaiting the truth to my Matt-telligence.. But try and calm yourself down. Anyway, as I was saying, from the outside it's big and bulgy - quite like Brock Lesnar on the outside. BUT my Mattitude Follower, on the inside It's as soft as a tissue. "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Oh! I get it now. They are RELEATED! "
Shannon's saracasm isn't noticed this time, by the Sensei.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " You make a fair point my Follower. I'll be sure to have a DNA Test in the near future. HOWEVER, this proves my case. Brock Lesnar is a tough meanie on the OUTSIDE.. Heh, but on the inside, Brock is waiting to collapse to a greater force. That greater force is none other that the SENSEI Of Mattitude.. VERSION 1.0! You see Shannon, I understand this is very hard for you to take in all at once, because let's face it, your not Mattitude Sensei.. BUT, from this you have learned a valuable Matt Fact. "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Uh.. I have? "
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " The Matt Fact being - Brock Is Like A Pumpkin, Big And Bulgy On The Outside But Soft In The Inside! "
Matt Hardy smirks proudly, looking like he's just won a court case worth millions of dollars. Too bad that isn't the case.
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " The chance's of Brock beating you Matt, is like the chances of that pumpkin being HARD inside, right? "
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Exactly Shannon! You see, I told you that someday Mattitude would guide you in your beliefs. Heh, It's unfortunate Brock cant be the same way. His belief's are about to be torn apart by the one man that can Matt-erminate ANY Superstar from this business, within a mere matter of minutes. (Shannon Feels Some of The Other Pumpkins) You know Shannon, Brock is NO challenge to Mattitude. Just like Taz, He's a talker. A talker with NOTHING to back up. I mean, how can HE compete with a Side Effect? Psh, what's the point of sugar-coating it.. This pumpkin-related LOSER isn't even a QUARTER of the strength that Mattitude is. Infact, not a SOUL on this Earth measure's up to Vee One AH! Nobody! I'm the ONE and ONLY of my kind, baby! I'm Version One Point 0 all the way, and WILL BE until the cow's come home. (Matt Smirks) Brock doesn't intimidate me.. I mean, come on, do you expect Matt Hardy to be scared of Brock because he moves his arms around, and clotheslines people? Not in the SLIGHTEST! This is V-1 baby, this is a WHOLE new ball game. I'm not a "NUMBER" like Brock is to the population.. I'm a touch of CLASS! A touch of GREATNESS! I'm the NEXT Television Champion for christ's sake, and there's not ANYTHING that a jacked up stupid freak like Brock can do about it. I simply don't give two hoots whether or not he's Zero-Lite Champion. Infact, doesn't the name 'Zero-Lite' suit this meathead? He scores a big fat ZERO from Mattitude, and he's LITE in the inside. He's like a baby, damnit! He's SOFT! He's like BUTTER! And On Defiance I'll make him melt like he was the butter, and I was the fry-pan! You see Shannon, Brock can't compete with the Matt-ributes. He's not GOOD ENOUGH to be be able to compete with ANYTHING that involves me. Heck, how he signed himself a match with Matt hardy is BEYOND BELIEF! But the Matt Fact remains, I'll crack Brock open like a Pumpkin Head and turn his backside into PUMPKIN SOUP! (Matt Hardy Laughs) Defiance is going to be graced with MATTNESS baby! It's going to see Mattitude totally and UTTERLY dispose of Mister Lesnar. All that is left to mention, is that I'm going to leave Brock Lesnar MATTIFIED.. And How? At the beauty of a "
MATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!
Whilst Matt has been talking about his match with Brock Lesnar, ALL this time Shannon has been 'getting a feel' for the pumpkins.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " What in the name of Mattitude are you doing young Follower? "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Just getting a feel for the pumpkins. Checking to see if you were really right. "
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Ah, and what did you come up with Shannon? "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Proved Matt-Facts. "
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Heh. How about I teach you another thing about Brock? "
Moore sound's a little disappointed.
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " More? But Matt, you said you would show me The Matt-wantable Girls At the Stripper Sh-- "
V-1 cuts him off, but it's too late.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " SHANNON! Damnit Shannon, Where on CAMERA! "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Oh, crap. I'm sorry Matt, really.. I'm REALLY sorry! "
Hardy shakes his head at Shannon Moore, realising that it's too late to make an excuse.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Just when you gain a few points on your Mattitude Lifestyle, you lose points. Quite ironic, wouldn't you agree? "
Shannon shrugs his shoulders.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Come on then. It's time you hit the Mattitude Books again. Obviously you haven't been learning as much as you could have been. "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " No! I have! I HAVE! "
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Quiet Shannon. I don't want to be floored with people coming over and asking for Matt-nificent autographs. Do you know how Matt-fustrating that is, Damnit? I have to actually TOUCH the paper that they have handled! It's pittiful. "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " But, uh, Matt.. everybody boo's you. Why would they want your autograph if they boo you? "
Matt thinks up of something to come back with.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " No, No. I told you already. They are booing YOU, Shannon. They hate you. They just want to see me. I mean, I can't blame them. Nobody want's you to be blocking their view from seeing me. "
Suddenly a few of the pumpkin's tumble down the shelf that they were placed in, and fall onto the ground. They split open, and reveal that they AREN'T soft inside. Has matt being telling us a lie all along? Matt and Shannon quickly bolt out of the store, as the man behind the counter runs out to the front, shouting at them to come back. Our scene fades with the last few seconds of footage showing Matt Hardy and Shannon Moore run as FAST as they possibly can. What a day for the Mattitudians, and what a night it will be at Defiance. Don't miss it!
