In what was the probably the match of the night, Matt Hardy and Taz locked up with two different styles, each looking to get the win. Matt Hardy though dominated the early, stopping Taz from gaining his usual advantage.. slowing down the action. Matt slowly began to take Taz apart with different moves, Bodyslams, Suplexes, DDT's and a huge Backbody Drop. Matt though, being his usual self got ultimately cocky and started taunting to the fans in which Taz took advantage of. The Human Suplex Machine soon to control of the match, dropping Matt Hardy with an amazing Overhead Belly To Belly and almost getting a nearfall. Taz continued his domination hitting many different Suplexes, from Vertical, Snap, Overhead, Belly To Belly, German and finally the Tazmission Suplex. It looked said and done, the fans were hyped.. Taz stalked Matt.. walking around him, slowly. Matt got to his feet, walking into a Tazmission, Matt though ducked underneath it.. picking Taz up and planting him with a Side Effect. He covered getting the three count.
BROCK LESNAR HAS ABSOLUTELY
MATT HARDY VS. BROCK LESNAR
NO SIGN OF INTELLIGENCE WHATSOEVER!
Matt Hardy came away with an impressive win over Taz this past week, but not without a fight. Taz took Matt to the limit, in which the two put on a STELLAR preformance. However, on this very night Matt Hardy succeeded by putting Taz away with the Side Effect. Not ONLY that, but it was announced on Exile that Matt Hardy and Chris Jericho will lock horns in a Single's Match at Vendetta, for the RIW Television Championship. Surprising? Not for Matt and Shannon. Unfortunately towards the end of the night, a small 'mishap' happened, so to speak. It all started when Matt was handed a present by one of the backstage workers. Box of chocolates? Nah. Flowers? Definitely Not. After a 'Mattitude' discussion with Shannon, he opened the present up - what did he find? Believe it or not, a DILDO! Shannon and Matt BOTH look terrified, as Shannon pointed out that there was a note. A note that came from Matt's Vendetta opponent, Chris Jericho. From there on, Shannon bent down to pick up the box that Matt threw on the ground, but accidently dropped his towel. With Matt having the dildo in his hand, and looking straight at Shannon, Paul London opened the door. The facial expressions told the story as Paul quickly left the room. Rest assure, Matt will seek revenge this week on Defiance, and if you know Mattitude.. you know that REVENGE is coming Chris Jericho's way! However, as far as Defiance goes Matt Hardy will compete against one of the BIGGEST men on the RIW Roster. His name? Brock Lesnar. As most of you all know well, Brock has had a career that can only be described as Dominant. From the time he signed a contract with the WWE to the day he left, Brock Lesnar has left an impact on the wrestling world that possibly no other has. Lesnar came to RIW with the same intentions, and has proved to be a strong force. As of now, Lesnar is the Tag Team Champion along with being the reigning Inter-Phenomenal Champion. However, on Defiance Brock shall be stopped by the un-beatable force of MATTITUDE! Taz talked the talk, but as Matt said, he CAN'T walk the walk. Let's face it, what Matt says, is a MATT FACT! Therefore, If Matt Hardy guarantees us he will defeat Brock Lesnar ; he will. It's a case of 'size doesn't matter'.. for Brock Lesnar, that is, because according to the Matt-nificent Brain-cells, Matt Hardy is ACTUALLY twice the size of Brock Lesnar. Find it hard to believe? Tune into Defiance, and you shall see for 'your very own self'.
ROLEPLAY TITLE : ' How Would You Be, If You Didn't Have A Neck? Oh, Wait, You DON'T!
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' RAW IMPACT WRESTLING ' slides across your television screens, as the camera' wind up the scene in the backstage area of the Arrowhead Pond, Anaheim, California. Walking down the corridor's of the backstage area is Matt Hardy with Shannon Moore closely trailing behind him. Matt has a black video tape in his hand, with the writing "Brock Lesnar" printed across the front of it. The two make there way into the 'Wrestlers Lockers' department of the backstage. Suddenly Matt turns sharply into his right ; opening up the door to his Locker Room. He quickly swings the door around where it's almost closed, but Shannon has his foot stuck in the door. What is this, Detective?
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Uh, Matt..? "
Matt reply's with a tone that sounds like he believes he's innocent, and isn't stopping Shannon from getting in.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Yes Shannon? "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Do you think, that uh.. maybe you could let me in? Afterall, I AM a Mattitude Follower through and through. "
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Ah, that's a good point. Debatable, that's for sure. HOWEVER.. you must answer the following question correctly. WHAT is the password? "
Shannon look's stunned. He's completely clueless. Matt stands back, smirking.
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " What do you mean, Matt? We don't even HAVE a damn password. "
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Calm your tone my MF'er.. It's not the greatest thing to say to your Sensei, is it? "
Moore shakes his head.
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " But still, we don-- "
'VEE ONE' cuts him right off WITHOUT hesitation.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Why yes, your right Shannon. We don't have a password. BUT my dear mattitude follower, this was a test. A test to see if you could handle the task at hand. "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Uh, I knew that! How did I go? "
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " To keep a long story short my friend, you failed misrebly. Quite like how brock Lesnar will, when I put him out the picture with a DEVERSTATING Side Effect! Heh, Not even BROCK can withstand the effect of that, Shannon. Why, you may ask? It's simple, Shannon. Mattitude. It's unbeatable. It's a lifestyle, and it's a speciality. "
Shannon lowers his head, before he gives the hint about the current matter ; hoping Matt will catch on and allow him to step foot into the GREATEST Locker Room of ALL Locker Rooms - the Locker Room of the MATTITUDE!
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Matt? Do you think I can come in now?"
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Oh, yes, of course. Come right in my Follower. However, bare in mind.. Mattitude is ALWAYS testing it's young Followers. So take Vee One Ah's advice baby, and keep on your toe's! "
Moore nods his head before Matt opens the door wide, allowing for his follower to walk right in. Once Shannon walks in, Hardy close's his Locker Room Door, with that tape STILL at hand. Only now, Shannon notices it.
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Say Matt, I know that every genious has his reason's for each and every solitary move he makes.. but what's the deal with the tape? "
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Heh, this right here Shannon - is the evidence. "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " The evidence to what? "
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " If you keep your trap shut, you might found out why, Mister Moore. (Clearing Throat) As I was saying, this tape has evidence that Brock Lesnar is NOTHING but Power, and NO strategy.. therefore, when brock meets him with someone with a few more Brain Cells ; such as my Matt-rific self, he has problems. BIG problems. Although hold your horse's My MF'ER, for that is NOT all. This tape ALSO contains evidence that Brock Lesnar is, ah.. well, NECKLESS! Ha-ha! Believe it or not, baby, Brock is a Neckless MEAT-HEAD! HA-HA! "
Matt continues to laugh with himself whilst Shannon barely keeps that fake smile afloat long enough.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Wouldn't you agree, Shannon? "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Yeah, of course Matt. Brock can;t compete with Mattitude, that's just a KNOWN FACT! "
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " It's Not just ANY fact, though. It's an official MATT FACT! "
With that confident and cocky grin, Matt Hardy sticks the video tape in the V.C.R. He grabs the remote, turns the Television on, and presses play.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Make sure your ready for this Shannon. (V1 Smirks) "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Haha, Yeah, Ready for the BIGGEST JOKE of all Video Tapes! "
Matt Hardy stands back a few metre's from the Television, as he stands with his arm's crossed. Meanwhile, Shannon sits down on the couch with his feet up on them as well. Matt's happy facial expression changes VERY quickly, as he catches Shannon out.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " SHANNON! SHANNON! GET OFF MY COUCH! GET OFF! "
Moore quickly jumps out of the couch in a mere matter of SECOND's.
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " What? Why? WHAT DID I DO!? "
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Are you crazy, Shannon? You had your feet up on VEE ONE AH'S COUCH! Do you know how much Mattitude is spent on that chair? "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " No, Matt. Sorry. Please forgive me. I'm ONLY learning! "
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Learning? You call THAT, learning? (Matt Smiles) Ah well, you must just be a slow learner. "
Version 1.0 turns back to the Television, forgetting the mishap like it NEVER even happened. Shannon looks somewhat confused, but has a sigh of relief. Meanwhile the tape begins playing. It has footage of Brock Lesnar decimating several opponent's, and it also include's scene's of his two Title Match wins. It continues switching , going from Lesnar's dominating in-ring action, to backstage talk's with Paul Heyman. However, the camera swings around to Matt Hardy who is standing with his arms crossed still, and with a look that show's no sign's of worry. Infact, Matt is smirking widely as he looks upon Brock's video tape. Shannon on the other hand looks impressed, with his eyes opened wide as they've ever been.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Are you believing what your ACTUALLY seeing? God, how he calls himself The Best is quite pathetic, in the books of Mattitude. "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " How come you don't do moves like that, Matt? He's dominating. "
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Shannon, are you an IDIOT or do you only look it? Of COURSE this video will only show the thing's that Brock has done right. Do you think he would be foolish enough to tape something when he get's his backside kicked into place? Heh, in other words.. On Defiance, Brock Lesnar WON'T be taping anything! And as for your remarks about the moves, are you insane? Look at them. They are un-organized. It's disgraceful. It's PITTIFUL. I mean, SURE, it LOOKS like they hurt, but it's like being tickeled by a feather. Brock is soft, my Follower.. He only APPEARS tough from the outside, and that is why on Defiance 'Matt Hardy 'VERSION ONE POINT 0' shall be forced to show the TRUE Brock Lesnar. I shall be forced to demonstrate the weaknesses of this pathetic, jacked up piece of crap. I mean, do you think his F-5 even COMPETES against my Side Effect? Pfft, Shannon, Gimmie' a break Follower.. It's not even mentioned in the same SENTANCE as mine. Ha-ha! The simple fact is, Brock Lesnar is NECKLESS, and pretty shortly, He's also going to be in a loss of a CAREER. Of a MISREABLE Life. Brock, if your listening somewhere.. You can bring the pain. You can bring the Big Show Bitch, heh, Bring them all you moron, because NOTHING .. NOTHING.. can stop the force of MATTITUDE! Beside's, what you see in front of you is Matt Hardy VERSION 1.0! This is a NEW and IMPROVED Matt Hardy, baby.. and I'll be DAMNED if a neckless piece of powerful but nothing else load of TRASH.. defeats me. It's IMPOSSIBLE. There ARE no chances. All that we await now, is for me to land that expensive MATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT on you, and for me to send you to that hospital bed. But hey, look on the bright side, at least you won't need a pillow because your brain cells will be STILL laying in the middle of the ring, and you have NO NECK WHATSOEVER.. So, you know, I think we can all afford to see you fade away into the distance. A NEW LIGHT is shinning, and it's shinning on VEE ONE AH! And On Defiance, BROCK.. On Defiance, you jacked up loser.. Your going to realise that you CAN'T.. and WON'T EVER BE ABLE.. to "
COMPETE .. WITH THE MATTRIBUTES!
Matt Hardy turns his attention back towards the Television, where Shannon is close-up to it watching the powerful moves that Brock Lesnar executes perfectly. Shannon is AMAZED with Brock Lesnar! Matt is on boiling point, looking like he could tip at any second.
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " My God! MATT! Did you see that!? "
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " What in the NAME of Matt-AH-Tude are you doing, you moron? Brock Lesnar is a joke, and your standing there and idolising him? COme on you idiot, you STILL haven't got the whole point of Mattitude. If you can't listen and learn, I'll have to drum it into your peanut brain. "
Matt turns the television off, as Shannon looks somewhat disappointed.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Brock Lesnar's days of being looked upon as a Great Wrestler, are numbered. mattitude is in full flight, and he's about to be swooped! (Matt Grins Widely) Swooped, and swooped.. 'VEE ONE' STYLE! "
Matt Hardy throw's the remote control onto the couch before basically PULLING Shannon Moore's ears, dragging Shannon with him out of sight. Moments after, our camera's fade to black leaving us with Defiance only days away, and looking to be a slobber knocker of a night at THAT!
