Matt Hardy seems a bit nervous as Brock Lesnar gets to the ring, they go to lockup but Lesnar shows his strength and powers Hardy into the corner. After some stiff shoulders to the gut, Lesnar hit a spinebuster, followed up a huge belly-to-belly suplex. Lesnar continues to batter Hardy, tossing him into the turnbuckle and then, hitting a huge clothesline. Lesnar throws Hardy to the outside… Hardy tries to fight back but a knee to the gut by Lesnar and a scoop slam onto the cold stone floor. Hardy tries to escape under the ring, lesnar grabs his foot but Hardy sprays him in the face with a fire extinguisher. Lesnar stumbles around outside, before Hardy puts him back into the ring. Hardy hits a legdrop but only gets a 2-count… Matt signals for the Mattitude Adjustment, Lesnar turns and kick to the gut, he goes for an F-5 but Hardy tears at Lesnar's already sore eyes… hardy slides down the back and hits the Mattitude Adjustment and gets an unlikely 3-count.
GOLDY-LOCKS IS NO MATCH..
MATT HARDY VS. CHRIS JERICHO
FOR VERSION 1.0!
For the second week in a row, Matt hardy has impressed RIW Officials by overcoming the odds. This time Matt defeated Brock Lesnar with his Mattitude Adjustment, and sent Brock to the list with Taz. The list in who was proved wrong, by Vee One Ah! Like the previous week, many doubted Matt's abilities. MANY doubted that MATTITUDE could dispose of such garbage - but ONCE AGAIN, for the second week in a row, Mattitude proved EVERY SINGLE DOUBTER wrong. First it was punking out Taz, then it was bringing the whole damn PAIN-GAME to Brock Lesnar. What could be next? The one man that Matt hasn't been able to get his revenge on. The one man, that goes by the name of Chris Jericho. These two started their feud a couple of weeks back, when Jericho sent that aweful and SICKENING package to the door-step of Matt Hardy and Shannon Moore's Locker Room. It was clearly marked then and there that Chris Jericho had made the first move. He had gained the first advantage, mentally. However, with Vendetta our next show, there's NO escaping his revenge. Chris JERICHO.. has a certain target on him. He is no longer 'just another number'. Infact, Chris Jericho is now in the sight's of Mattitude. He is in the RADOR, of Mattitude. To be precise, Why 2 Jay is in line for a beating that he shall NEVER, EVER forget to remember! For the past two weeks, Matt Hardy has kept his word. He HAS defeated two tough opponents, in which nobody gave him a chance. ONCE AGAIN, Matt falls in the very same situation. The odds are stacked against him. The money is on Jericho, But with that said, Matt HAS proved everybody wrong twice. Can and WILL Matt do it for a third time? Let's not forget, these two men aren't just fighting for ANYTHING. They are fighting for one of the biggest Championships to ever grace a Wrestling Industry. The Raw Impact Wrestling TELEVISION Title will be on the line, when these two rivals clash heads. Two warriors.. Two surpremeo's.. But as always, there can only be ONE victor. Only ONE champion. Will it be Chris Jericho, like a rather heavy percentage of Fans believe? Or will Mattitude prove them wrong for a third week straight, and manage to pick up the Television Championship in exquisite fashion? Time hold's the key to this question.. but on Vendetta, when these two men put their bodies on the line you can PROMISSE yourself, your family and your friends, that this will be a match that NOBODY will forget in a hurry.
ROLEPLAY TITLE : ' Goldy-Locks Is No Match For Version 1.0!
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RIW cameras open up the scene in the city of California. The city which in actual fact, will host RIW's pay per view - Vendetta. Coincidence? Maybe, maybe not. Whatever the case may be, our camera's are outside of a 'Wig' shop in the main street of the city. It's a Sunday Afternoon nearing on five o'clock, and yet the sun still continue's to produce heat at a 'sweating rate'. Walking around in black suit's are several business men and women, some who carry suitcases and some who have a plain ol' bag. I suppose you could say the one's with just a plain bag are the "less-stressful" side of the business people. However, the streets aren't only roamed by our Business Men and Women. Infact, a good majority of people are in casual clothes. Some with another partner, and some with families. Let's face it, this weather is PERFECT for shopping. Oh, did I mention how many bags people were carrying? I'm not talking about the bag's you carry your wallet or your purse in, I'm talking about the bag's that have items in them, which you purchased. Heck, when you look around the place, nearly EVERY single person in casual clothes has a bag in hand. Whilst our camera is catching all the glimpses, a sound of a silky vehicle pulls up outside of that 'Wig' shop. Our camera moves in the direction that the sound came from, and zooms out. Straight in front of you on your Television Screens, we are graced with the sight of a beautiful looking car. Hell, whoever's inside is DEFINITELY riding in style. Just then, the window in the back seat moves down. Still, we can't make out who's inside, until out of no-where a head of some sort pops out. It's.. Matt Hardy!? Matt sticks his head back into the vehicle, before the Driver Door is heard opening. Out-steps.. Shannon MOORE!? Shannon is a Limo Driver? Well I'll be damned. Dressed in the uniform that Limo Driver's wear, Moore close's his door and makes his way around to his passenger's door. Shannon opens up the door to it's maximum width, allowing Matt to climb out without any worries. Matt steps out onto the pavement of the street and looks around with a wide smirk across his face. Shannon close's the door to the Limo, before turning his attention to his Leader ; his Sensei ; Matt Hardy.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Must you really wear that hat, Shannon? "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " What? Is something wrong with it? "
Our camera lift's up it's view onto the Limo Hat that Shannon has on, covering his head. It looks a little, out of date, so to speak.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " To be honest with you my Mattitude Follower, there IS a slight problem with your hat. "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Crap! I knew it. I should of choosen the PURPLE one! "
Shannon look's a little angered with himself, whilst Matt Hardy doesn't have seemed to take it the same way.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " No Shannon, the colour is quite fine. The thing that bother's your Sensei, is that I can see a few speck's of stains on it. My question to you, My Follower, is have you been munching on them meat pies again? "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Ugh.. I'm sorry Matt. "
The facial expression's tell us that Matt is disappointed in his Follower.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " You MUST eat cleanly my Follower. Mattitude and dirty are TWO different things. Mattitude is clean, silk, smoothy.. Dirty is, well.. Heck, dirty is Chris JERICHO! "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " No kidding, Matt. Do you remember that thing he sent us? "
This time Matt's face turn's sour.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Unfortunately, yes. I remember that horrific, and DISGRACEFUL act on Chris Jericho's part. But you see Shannon, we must not expect anything higher of a man of his character. Chris Jericho is a dirty headed BLONDE.. and like you Shannon, Blonde's are as dumb as they come. "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Right. "
For a five second period of time or so, there's nothing but silence.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Don't you know what that add's up to then, Shannon? Or is it to DIFFICULT for your Blonde-Brain to understand? "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Uh. Understand what? "
'Vee One' shakes his head.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " The point to this WHOLE thing, is that Jericho showed he is a TRUE Blonde by commiting them pittiful act's a couple of week's ago. Now, before you ask why my Follower, ask yourself this. What chance does a Blonde have against Mattitude? "
Shannon thinks for a moment about Matt's comment.
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " One out of a million? "
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " WRONG! There IS no chance. Two week's ago, Chris made a CRUCIAL mistake. He slipped up big time, little buddy. He showed his Blonde-Cells by making 'Matt Hardy Version One Point 0' a mad cookie, searching for revenge. But you know what, Shannon? That twerp ALSO made Mattitude grow even STRONGER! Yes, I know your probably wondering how Mattitude could be any stronger then it already is, but it's true. Jericho made a VITAL move. He thought he was smart for it, but trust me Shannon, by the end of Vendetta he'll be regretting it. I'm the Sensei of Mattitude, baby.. I'm UN-DEFEATED! Chris Jericho adds up to NOTHING, Shannon. Absolutely NOTHING.. because whether that Goldy-Locked Twit like's it or not, There's only going to be ONE man standing with that Championship.. and that man, is NOT just an ordinary man. It's a It's VEEEEE ONEE AHHHH! "
The look on Matt's face show's TOTAL aggression. Shannon is almost taking a few step's back after those words.
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " So the moreal behind this, is that Jericho made a mistake by picking on Mattitude, and shall PAY for his actions? "
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Yes, exactly. See, your a man on the up already. Your learning thing's EVERY-DAY! But keep in mind, It's only because of Vee One baby! (Matt Smiles) Shannon, consider Chris Jericho's career finished.. It's about to end, at the expense of Mattitude. Heh, and you know what you can tell all them Jerkyholics? You can tell them, that it all boiled down to ONE mistake that Chris made.. Just ONE simple mistake, that costed him his career. You see, this will be just another message, my Follower. A message to all the morons out there, that not even A Blonde Canadian can stop Mattitude! The Television Championship belongs to Matt Hardy! It fit's perfectly to, if you look into it. I mean, let's face it, I should be the FACE of the Television industry, and what better way then to be crowned the Television Champion? Heck, it's a PERFECT WAY.. but that's purely because EVERYTHING is perfect when your the Sensei of MATTITUDE! "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Haha, I bet. "
Both men exchange a grin, before Matt Hardy make's the first move towards the Wig store. Exactly WHY would Matt want to be in a Wig Store? I suppose we're about to find out. Matt enter's the shop first, followed shortly after by Shannon. Our camera take's us inside of the Wig Store, and in picture we can see a Young Woman at the counter. She has long blonde hair, and fair skin. Beautiful? Take my word, she smell's like a rose and LOOKS even better. Matt looks around the place first off, taking a browse at some of the wigs on offer. Shannon sticks by Matt's guard, although he take's several look's at the Woman behind the counter. A few moment's pass by before she finishes what she was doing momentarily, and makes her way over to Matt and Shannon for possible assistance.
'WIG SHOP GIRL' Candy Kane: " Hey guys. Need any help? "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Indeed. "
Matt lay's off the evil eye to Moore, as Shannon simply CAN'T take his eye's of this Woman.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " You'll have to excuse my Follower, He's a tad slow at times. "
'WIG SHOP GIRL' Candy Kane: " Oh, right, I see. Well, just call me if you need anything. My name's Candy Kane, so just call for help if you seek it. "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Mmm.. Candy Cane.. I suck them all the time. "
Candy smiles fakely, as Shannon get's a nudge from Hardy.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Ah, actually, your assistance may be of some help. You see, I'm looking for a Blonde Wig. A long blonde wig. It's for a certain somebody.. He'll be needing some hair after Thursday Night. "
'WIG SHOP GIRL' Candy Kane: " Um, okay. What's the situation with that, if I may ask? "
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " The situation? Well, it's not much of a drama. On Thursday Night the Unbelievably Good Looking Man standing in front of you will be tearing the sheets with another man, so to speak. "
'WIG SHOP GIRL' Candy Kane: " Oh.. So you two are homosexuals? "
Matt's smile turn's to a confused and disgusted look.
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Of course NOT! Christ, Mattitude is only a one way street baby. A street for the Beautiful Woman, although they are hard to find around these places. "
Candy seems offended, whilst in the meantime Shannon still has his eye's locked on her.
'WIG SHOP GIRL' Candy Kane: " Ugh.. whatever. So what's the occassion for then? "
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " A man by the name of Chris Jericho. On Thursday Night, yours truely, has been forced to decimate his rotten soul. He's one of those bloody Blonde Headed Canadians, who think's he's better then anybody and anything. It's quite sickening, but that's why I'm here. That's why Mattitude has it's target set on this complete LOSER, And EXACTLY why Mattitude will dispose of yet ANOTHER piece of human garbage, this time.. In Chris Jerkicho. "
'WIG SHOP GIRL' Candy Kane: " Ah, I see. Your going to rip his hair out? "
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " (Shaking His Head) There's NO DOUBT about it. Blonde's are CURSED with brain cells that consist of NO intelligence what-so-ever. (Matt Sighs) Do I look like a man who would rip a Canadian's patch of hair off? This is MATTITUDE where talking about here, baby.. I'm CLEAN as a whistle. Un-like Jericho, I'm not DIRTY like the stinkin' SEWER! (Matt Shakes His Head Again) Oh no, I am far more respectable then that lady. What I'm going to do, is beat him SO badly that his blood will stain his VERY OWN hair. Infact, Jericho will lose ALL his of his Blonde hair.. He'll officially be a RED HEAD! "
Matt Hardy smirks but the look on Candy's face tell's us the sweet little girl is disgusted and appauled by his words.
'WIG SHOP GIRL' Candy Kane: " I think I'm going to be SICK! "
Candy quickly covers her mouth before running off out to the back of her shop. Matt Hardy laughs to himself, whilst Shannon slowly begins to snap out of his 'Dream World'.
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Whe-.. Where did she go? "
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Who knows. Maybe she went to throw up in her car in the parking lot. Heh, it simply proves my point Shannon. Blondes are SOFT! Blonde's are STUPID! Infact, to combine two words that describe Jerkicho.. I'd have to say he's a Loser, and he's Stupid. Therefore, resulting in this failure of being LOOPID! (Matt Hardy Laughs) Mattitude is the SURPREME of this Universe baby! Vee One AH is the next Television Champion, and there's NOTHING Jerkicho can do to stop it. Let me put it this way, in a Matt Fact ; Goldy-Locks Is NO Match For Version ONE Point 0! So as far as his Walls Of Jerkicho are concerned, I could care a less. It WILL NOT play a role in our match, because Mattitude is going to control this the WHOLE way through. It'll start by Matt-I-Mation, in other words, DOMINATION for you slow one's out there, and it'll end.. with a touch of class. With a much needed MATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT! Ha-ha! Baby, I'm in line to be the "Tee Vee" Champ, and Y2Jerk is set up for a CLASSIC injection of.. "
VITAMIN MATTITUDE!
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Woo-yeah.. We are goin' to have GOLD! Sweet GOLD! "
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Why yes I am Shannon, and once I do have that Championship Belt.. I think it'll be named the "Matt-Vision Championship"! "
'MATTITUDE FOLLOWER' Shannon Moore: " Haha! That's a BRILLANT idea! How do you come up with such things? "
'VERSION 1.0' Matt Hardy: " Because, my Follower, this is ALL done Vee One Style! "
Matt Hardy's smirk starts from one side of his face to the other, as Shannon looks up to Matt proudly. The scene fades to black just moments later, leaving us with a Battle on our hands for the Television Title at Vendetta, this Thursday Night!