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WCW Achievements : First Ever X-Division Champion(Current)

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PROLOGUE - Every dog has it's bad day. EVEN Legends must have their defeats once in a while, and that's exactly what the scenario was at New Blood Rising. Jerry Lynn went in, and he got beat. It's as simple as that. John Cena was the better man, on the DAY! However, just like a TRUE Champion.. just like a TRUE icon.. Jerry Lynn will rise back up to the occasion. Afterall, Jerry's night wasn't a complete disaster. Eric Bischoff handed the Cruiserweight Championship over to Lynn, but as we all know, that belt has been demolished. The title that Jerry Lynn has over his shoulder will be rectified as the X-Division Championship Belt. A Title that truely represents what The New F'N Show is all about. Blood, sweat, tears, It's all apart of Jerry Lynn. This week, Jerry has a chance to redeem himself. In fact, why say chance? It's FATE that Jerry Lynn wil redeem himself against Chris Jericho. A TRUE Legend never makes the same mistake twice, and you can rest assure that this Monday Night, Jerry Lynn will DEFINITELY back that up. X-Division Champion or not, Jerry Lynn is a man who has been in the business ling enough to work out how to play the game.. because that's exactly what it is, a game. It's ALL in the mind. On Nitro.. Jericho's future will be in jeopardy and there's NOTHING.. that you can do about it.

...jerry lynn

Nitro

JERRY LYNN vs CHRIS JERICHO

SCENE - The camera's wind up in the locker room of Jerry Lynn. As the camera takes a look around the place, there's nothing fancy that grab's your attention. However, as the camera continues to move to the right of screen, slowly but surely, the figure of Jerry Lynn can be clearly noticed. Jerry is laying back on the couch, paying close attention to his made at New Blood Rising.

Jerry Lynn: You know, John.. you got lucky. There's a first for everything, ain't there? I mean, do you honnestly think you beat me because your BETTER? Haha, please, save me the jokes kid. It was a fluke that you managed to defeat me, John. Miracles happen once in a while, so if I were you, I'd take this moment and cheerish it for as LONG as possible because SOMEWHERE down the line, we WILL meet again. And when we do, John, you can be sure that I won't let Lightning Strike in the same place twice.

Jerry fast forwards the tape to where the scene between himself and Eric Bischoff occurs. Jerry watches on in keen interest, with a fairly contented grin across his face.

Jerry Lynn: EVEN after a bad night, all hope was not lost. I STILL managed to walk out with a Title. The X-Division Title. A Belt that defines myself as a professional wrestler. In this division, the X Division, it's all about surviving. It's about getting through the torture that you put yourself into. THAT.. is what makes a LEGEND! In the eyes of the NEW F'N SHOW, A Legend isn't somebody like The Rock, or like Steve Austin. Do you see THEM putting their bodies on the line? Fuck no, their price is too high to pay for that. In fact, they're too WEAK for that kind of punishment. Could you ever imagine Stone Cold going through what I, Jerry Lynn, go through to win ONE single, lousy, fucking match? Nah. You don't, and I'll tell you why. The professional wrestling world likes to reward idiots who preform on Hollywood, and morons who elect to beat up their wifes and drink gallons and GALLONS of beer, until they eventually pass out. Why? Because the fans find it entertaining to see that. They have been BLINDED by assholes like Vince McMahon, that they now no longer know right from wrong. LEGENDS are the men who bust their balls week in week out, sacrificing their LIFE just to pull off one stupid fuckin' move to cement a possible victory. Now you tell me who's a REAL Legend in the business. Somebody who can't wrestle for jack SHIT but can drink beer until the cow's come home, or somebody who will WEEK IN, WEEK OUT, CONTINUE to put their body on the line? Haha, I dont think I even have to supply an answer on that one because quite frankly.. the answer stands out like dog balls.

By this time the tape is up to the stage where Lynn is holding up his X-Division Championship high in the air. The fans are booing their hearts out, but as is the case at this point in time, Lynn doesn't give a shit.

Jerry Lynn: It's a catch 22 situation with me ; you either love me, or you hate me. Either way I couldn't give a shit because at the end of the day Jerry Lynn doesn't risk LIFE just for some fat guy sitting in the front row. Jerry Lynn goes through capital punishment for ONE reason, and ONE reason only. It's not to satisfy Eric Bischoff, or to frighten the other guys in the back. Hell, that comes naturally. The New F'N Show puts his body on the line to gain fame and to gain championships. (Lynn Grins Widely) Do you think I LIKE tasting my own fucking blood? You'd have to be bluntly STUPID if you did . (Lynn Chuckles) The fact is .. when your Jerry Lynn, you get USED of the idea of tasting your own blood on a regular basis. Chris Jericho, how many times have you hbeen forced to swallow your own blood, due to the excessive amount of blood trickling down your face? Once, Twice? Chris, I've been making a LIVING out of it! That's my REPUTATION! That's what put's food on my table, Chris. What about you, huh? Have you had to WORK for your career like me? Nah, of course not. You're just that pretty little punk from Canada with the pretty little blonde hair.

Lynn smirks sadistically into the camera, as he wipes the sweat off his forehead with his forearm. Jerry spits onto the ground beside him before turning his attention back up at the camera.

Jerry Lynn: What you have to ask yourself Chris, is Do I Feel Lucky? Because at Nitro, when you step into the ring with The New F'N Show, it's gonna be your LUCKY day! It'll be the day you amount to HALF a man. It'll be the day that you're knocked out of that fantasy world you're currently living in. Seriously Chris, you calling yourself King Of The World is a complete and utter joke. What do you think this is? A game? A game for you to prance around calling yourself King Of The World, Living Legend and so fourth? Chris, I'm sorry that you're so sadly mistaken. The reality is right in front of you, yet you struggle so dearly to clearly see it. On Nitro, I will be the pin to your bubble. I WILL burst that "wonderworld bubble" you're in and I WILL clear the sleep from your eyes. Just like the rest Chris, you CLAIM to be the best thing to hit professional wrestling. You try your best to put your 'Walls Of Jericho' on the top of the mountain.. You TRY, Chris, but the difference between that and the Cradle Piledriver is that I get the job done. When the match is in the balance awaiting for someone to grab it by the scruff of the neck, you can always count on Jerry Lynn to be the opportunist. It's these simple one percenters that cement victory for the New F'N Show. You, Jericho, you don't IMPRESS me. You make me sick to my f'n stomach. You walk around in the back with your little goatee, your blonde hair, your fancy little costumes when in hine sight kid, this ain't about LOOKS! You even CLAIM to be a Sexy Beast. For fuck-sake, what the HELL has come to this world if we got morons like you worrying about how they LOOK in a wrestling match!? Have you ever thought of painting, Chris? Or EVEN using that bitch of a voice of yours in a band because quite frankly, you don't measure up when push comes to shove. You CAN'T hang with me, kid, your just another Wannabe! You're JUST another kid off the block WISHING he could take matches BEYOND Extreme like Jerry Lynn does week in, week out. You WISH that you could headline every fucking newspaper in the country with career ending stunts, but the fact is JACK, you don't have the BALLS to commit an act like The New F'N Show! I'm the X-DIVISION Champion because I'm a MANIAC in the ring! I rip the HEART out of my opponents! (Lynn Clears His Throat) You're in my way Jericho, and you can be DAMN sure that on Nitro I WILL sing you your last song! I WILL read you your last story, Chris. Trust me Jericho, I NEVER make a double fault. NEVER! NOBODY can be perfect but I'm the NEAREST to it! Your in a war you can't win Chris, and there's nothing you can do to prevent it. You're Cradle To The Grave..

AND YOU AIN'T GOT A FUCKIN' PRAYER!

Jerry laughs out aloud in a SICK manner! Lynn looks back up at the camera and brushes his hair back off of his face.

Jerry Lynn: Im gunna punk your ass out Jericho for the BITCH you are. You have NO IDEA.. Absolutely NO IDEA just WHAT the hell you're facing. You THINK you're unstoppable Chris, but on Nitro you will come up to face the end of the road. Once the dust has settled there ain't any denial on the fuckin' matter.. You'll become JUST ANOTHER F'N STATISTIC!

Lynn ruthlessly spits on the ground before standing up out of his chair and moving out of the camera's sight. Moments after, our scene draws to a sudden close leaving the 'World Championship Wrestling' Logo to fade onto the screen.