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PROLOGUE - Every dog has it's bad day. EVEN Legends must have their defeats once in a while, and that's exactly what the scenario was at New Blood Rising. Jerry Lynn went in, and he got beat. It's as simple as that. John Cena was the better man, on the DAY! However, just like a TRUE Champion.. just like a TRUE icon.. Jerry Lynn will rise back up to the occasion. Afterall, Jerry's night wasn't a complete disaster. Eric Bischoff handed the Cruiserweight Championship over to Lynn, but as we all know, that belt has been demolished. The title that Jerry Lynn has over his shoulder will be rectified as the X-Division Championship Belt. A Title that truely represents what The New F'N Show is all about. Blood, sweat, tears, It's all apart of Jerry Lynn. This week, Jerry has a chance to redeem himself. In fact, why say chance? It's FATE that Jerry Lynn wil redeem himself against Chris Jericho. A TRUE Legend never makes the same mistake twice, and you can rest assure that this Monday Night, Jerry Lynn will DEFINITELY back that up. X-Division Champion or not, Jerry Lynn is a man who has been in the business ling enough to work out how to play the game.. because that's exactly what it is, a game. It's ALL in the mind. On Nitro.. Jericho's future will be in jeopardy and there's NOTHING.. that you can do about it.
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JERRY
LYNN vs
CHRIS JERICHO
SCENE
- World Championship Wrestling camera's begin the scene with Jerry Lynn standing in the middle of the ring with his X-Division Championship over his right shoulder. Although seats have been set out across the arena, there's not a sight of human intelligence apart from the man who stands in the ring, of course. Jerry flicks his hair back as he stares deeply into the camera which positions itself only a few feet away.
Jerry Lynn:
So once again, Jerry Lynn presents to you QUALITY professional wrestling. I suppose you're becoming used of the idea that every so often you're graced with such a marvelous mastermind.. because that's EXACTLY what I am. A Mastermind. I'm not gonna be one for sugar coating shit when there's nothing sweet to suck. Nah, Instead I'll give it to you how it is.
Lynn brushes his hair back once again.
Jerry Lynn:
As you are well aware, I have been given the opportunity to make a fool out of Chris Jericho. I have been given the HONOR of taking Jericho out of the ball game. Each time I see his face it only makes me want to see that face bleed more, and more. I don't want to simply 'beat' him in a wrestling match. Fuck no. I want to mark my standings. I WANT to make an impact, so that every son of a bitch around the world can see that Jerry Lynn isn't a man who bullshits. What better way than to beat the living SHIT out of a self proclaimed king of the world? Haha, I'll tell you now, there's nothing more I love to do then slamming down a jackass like Jericho after ALL the blabbering that his mouth's been doing. It's no secret .. the kid's been writin' checks time and time again, that his ass can't cash.
Jerry takes a few moments to think about the matter at hand, as the camera continues to stay still and focused.
Jerry Lynn:
What Chris can't seem to realize is that I've been working my ass off whilst he was STILl wearing nappy's at the fuckin' age of 15. Do you think I could give a shit about Jericho? I mean, seriously, what the fuck is he to me? He's JUST another Statistic. JUST another number. Nothing more, nothing less.
Once again, Lynn takes his time before resuming with the procedures.
Jerry Lynn:
When I think about what I've accomplished inside this very ring, it makes me laugh when I hear talk about Chris Jericho being an Amazing specimen. Everywhere I go, I see Chris Jericho's shirts. I see Chris Jericho hats.. but the funny thing is, you haven't done jack shit, Chris. Big deal, first ever WWE Undisputed Champion. Do you think I care, Chris? Do you? Because in all my time, I can't recall a jackass as BIG as you. Look at ya. You even have that slimeball licking your toe's before you put your boots on. What is that, Chris? What is the purpose of having Ralphus by your side? I can't even think of ONE advantage of having that moron by your side. He's as useless as tits on a frog, He dribbles, He eats more then TEN Elephants in One Day then they do in a WEEK! Tell me, Chris, just EXACTLY why you have him around.. because I'd dearly.. DEARLY.. love to know. (Jerry Strokes His Chin) It's quite a pitty your mouth can't do the wrestling for you because without a doubt, if that were to be then you would be the best thing to EVER hit professional wrestling.. BUT.. that's not the case. You AREN'T and you will NEVER BE the best thing to hit professional wrestling. Yeah, you claim to be this, you claim to be that, but where the FUCK is the proof? Or do you call yourself all those names and describe yourself as a Legend because of that ONE time you managed to become something, by winning that WWE Heavyweight Championship? Haha, kid, you're not what you believe you are. You're NOT invinsible. You're NOT A Living Legend. Your simply Chris Jericho. A man of many beliefs, yet a man of small accolades. Tonight, on Nitro, you will meet your FINAL destination. Tonight, I'm the Cradle To YOUR Grave.. and you ain't got a hope in HELL of seeing victory. Come Nitro, I will take things beyond your reach.. beyond extreme. I dare you Chris, I DARE YOU to step up to the plate. I DARE YOU for ONCE in your life to step up and be a man.. SADLY enough, It'll be the last chance you ever get. I hope you're prepared, Chris.. because NITRO will be your CRUCIFIXION!
Lynn re-adjusts the position of his Championship on hsi shoulder, as he begins pointing into the camera.
Jerry Lynn:
Do you see this? It's the X-DIVISION Championship. Something your ass can't compete for, because your standards of wrestling DOESN'T match up. Whether you like it or not, you haven't got a hope in hell of beating me. You're JUST an obstacle that's in my fucking way, Jericho. An obstacle that can be easily removed from my path to fame. (Jerry Laughs) Count yourself to be laying in a Hospital Bed by tomorrow morning, because trust me.. I'll leave NOTHING left of you. But, before I leave you to think about just what the fuck you're dealing with, I want you to know something. I want you to RECOGNIZE something. I want YOU, Chris, to take into account that NOT ONLY am I The New F'N Show.. I ALSO happen to be..
THE ONLY F'N SHOW!
Jerry grins widely, as he takes a few steps towards the camera. He kneels down, and begins to whisper something softly.
Jerry Lynn:
Whether you like it or you don't, you're just another lamb to be slaughtered.. to death.
The New F'N Show proceeds to smirk in an evil manner, as the scene eventually fades to black.
