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WCW Achievements : First Ever X-Division Champion(Current) ; Match Of The Week (Nitro) ; #2 RP'er Of The Week ;

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PROLOGUE - Something great can never be held down for a long time. Jerry Lynn promised you that he WOULDN'T make two mistakes in two weeks, and that's precisely what happened on this week's past Nitro. No mistakes. No muck-ups. What happens? Jerry Lynn defeats Chris Jericho on what was rated the match of the night - Why? Because of one man. Because of Jerry Lynn. Last week removed any doubt in the critics head's about his ability. Not only did he hang with the so-called best, he managed to overcome the odd's and defeat it. Jerry's claims of being the Greatest Professional Wrestler continue to be spoken louder, louder and louder, with the X-Division Championship as proof. It's only time that seperates Jerry from becoming the World Championship Wrestling Heavyweight champion. Nothing more. There's not a single solitary soul that can stand in his way. Chris Jericho couldn't, Chris Sabin WON'T ; what could possibly make you think otherwise? Here you have a man who puts in 110% week in week out, injury or no injury. Can you honestly think of ONE reason that Jerry Lynn would be afraid of the WCW, lettalone Chris Sabin? This week on Nitro, Lynn will defend his X-Division Champion against Chris Sabin, a man who barely made a name for himself in NWA-TNA. This monday night, when Sabin steps into the ring with a great, the question is not WILL Jerry win ; The question is How much PAIN will Sabin be in after the Cradle Piledriver?

...jerry lynn

Nitro

JERRY LYNN vs CHRIS SABIN

SCENE - The scene begins to open up from the World Championship Wrestling logo, and it appears that we are in a House of some sort judging by the 'home-like' features. You've got a Television in the lounge room, a few couches, nice carpet ; from what we've seen it's almost like one of the house's that the "Three Bears" lived in. Everything is clean, everything looks welcoming. Suddenly, our camera's switch positions and turn's towards the direction that Jerry lynn is in. Jerry is sitting in the family room with what seems to be several different photo's layed out in front of him.

Jerry Lynn: Who ever would guess that Adolf Hitler and Chris Sabin would share some similarities? Certainly not the New F'N Show, Haha.

Lynn let's out a small chuckle, which really only last's about a second. The camera moves up closer towards Lynn, and manages to zoom into the photo's at the same time. On the left are three pictures of Adolf Hitler. Each three are different, one of them is of Hitler making a public speech, or so it seems. The one below that is Hitler smirking with his head slightly tilt to the left. The one at the very bottom is a photo of Hitler posing with his right arm up in the air. The camera then shifts it's view across to the right, where there are Three photo's of Chris Sabin. Amazingly, each of the three are somewhat similar in the way that both men are approaching themselves into speaking, grinning and even posing. Quite the coincidence.

Jerry Lynn: The only real difference between the two is that Hitler made an impact world-wide where as you, Sabin, you didn't even scare the shit out of a fuckin' three year old kid. Why? Because wrestlin' ain't your game, Chris. To this day it never has been and I'm afraid that it never will, so before I make an official statement on your sorry ass then let me get the point across to you. On Nitro, you will NOT take MY X-Division Championship because quite frankly the odd's stacked against you for a REASON! Trust me kid, There's ALWAYS a reason for a particular action.. Always.. And this particular reason, Haha, it's a damn valid one. In fact, It's the best damn reason you're ever gunna come across.

Jerry smirks at the camera, as he has one arm leaning on the table with his body turned in the direction of the camera.

Jerry Lynn: What makes you think that you're any better than Chris Jericho, Chris? In fact, you aren't even IN Jericho's league. How in the fuck do you think you're gunna compete with me when you can't even stand toe to toe with that Larger Then The Toilet Bowl MORON!? For christ-sake, did you even SEE what I did to him? I ripped him limb by limb.. I tore his fuckin' soul out, Chris. I completely and utterly DISFIGURED his structure, and then you, out of no-where want a shot at MY Title? Come on Sabin, even YOU know what the outcome is going to be.. On Nitro, it's just a matter of how much you're going to bleed. How much you're going to be punished. (Lynn Shakes His Head) You made the biggest mistake you've ever made in your pathetic and WORTHLESS career.. You're trying to play in a playground where you aren't wanted. Where you aren't supposed to BE! The fact of the matter, JACK, is that you aren't in my league. Hell, you are merely worth my time lettalone my fuckin' sweat. But I'll tell ya what kid. On Monday Night, I'll do ya a favour. I'll teach you a lesson. A lesson to NEVER step up to the one plate you can't eat off!

The camera zooms in close to Jerry's upper body, as a wide grin begins to grow across his face.

Jerry Lynn: What you're lookin' at kiddo, is a man who has busted his balls for years to get to this stage. Do you honestly think that the reputation I've got means nothing? You CLAIM at least that it means nothing to you.. but I'm telling ya now, Sabin. YOU BETTER START PAYING RESPECT! You're only inflicting MORE punishment.. MORE embarrassment on yourself. Do I want that? To be truthful, I couldn't give a fuck but like I said, I'm givin' you a wrestling lesson this Monday Night that you'll NEVER forget. It'll haunt you for the rest of your career until you are placed in that cardboard fucking box, and sent UNDERGROUND WITH THE DEAD! HA-HA!

A SADISTIC laugh proceeds to sicken your stomach, as Jerry continues with his 'ceremoney' just a few moments later.

Jerry Lynn: They say immitation is a sign of failure. A sign that deep down, your insides are burning.

Lynn compares the photo's between Adolf Hitler and Chris Sabin.

Jerry Lynn: Is that an explanation that you're living in, Sabin? Because it looks to me that you've done some research on Adolf Hitler ; A man who wiped out thousands and thousands of the Jew population. Explain to me, Chris, how Hitler could be your idol? Is it his little moustache? Is it the hair? Or is it.. the power? Do you wish that someday you have as much power as Adolf Hitler? Is that what you love about his insanity? That he could order anyone or ANYTHING around? Haha, I'm sorry to burst ya bubble kid but this is wrestling. This ain't politics. This isn't racism. This is where you share blood, sweat and tears with the guy sitting next to ya with a broken arm. If you want to mimmick, Chris, then do it in your own fucking time when nobody else can you. NOT when you've got the world watching you. Do you think the world is ENTERTAINED by your similarities with Hitler? If you ask me kid, you're trying to be someone you aren't. For fuck-sake, kid, you even go to the extent where you're literally STEALING Adolf's catchphrases. All Hail Sabin? (Lynn Smirks) You've got to be kidding me, Chris. What the fuck is that? Do you think that by stealing the words from The World's Most HATED Man will make you famous? Once again kid, this ISN'T about world racism.. THIS.. IS ABOUT WRESTLING! It's about risking your LIFE to get ONE lousy victory! Do you know what the HELL that means, Chris? It doesn't mean by coming up with a bunch of BULLCRAP about "Hailing Yourself". It MEANS to jump off Cages! To JUMP off Ladders! To pull off OUTRAGEOUS manurers just to solidify a fucking moment where the referee counts to THREE! You have NO IDEA what the fuck the purpose of professional wrestling is, do you? At Nitro, I'm gunna teach you a lesson and show you the door to another career because I'ts comin' STRAIGHT from the horse's mouth, you ain't got it in you. You haven't GOT the HEART that's needed for the business. You have FUCK.. ALL! The sooner that message reaches you're brain, the fuckin' better. You're WASTING your god damn time, Chris. I'm not a Shawn Michaels, I don't RELY on the Fans. I don't RELY on fancy costumes. I rely on my blood to continue pumping. I rely on my HEART to continue pumping. You, Chris, Haha, you're relying on Jerry Lynn not to FUCK you up! You aren't The Future and you ain't the present.. you're the next BITCH to experience you're last night standing on TWO feet. The difference between THIS and you're worst nightmare, is that this.. is REALITY! And on Nitro, you're JUST ANOTHER STATISTIC TO THE..

NEW .. F'N .. SHOW!

Jerry reaches into his jean pockets and pulls out a lighter. He BURNS each of the photos whilst laughing hysterically! Lynn looks back at the camera, with all of the 16 photos slowly burning away.

Jerry Lynn: Tick, tick, tick. Each second that passes by, each MINUTE, each HOUR that goes by, it draw's us closer and closer to your dismisal from professional wrestling. Haha, Whether you like it or not kid, I'm gunna put an end to you're career before it even STARTS! (Lynn Smirks Evily) This is not the last you'll see of me before Monday Night, Sabin.. Count on that!

Lynn tilts his head back laughing MANICALLY! The camera chooses to focus in on each of the burning photo's as the scene slowly draws to a close.