[ NITRO ]

' 19 Men Means 19 More Statistics! '

[ The fifth edition of Nitro saw Jerry Lynn successfully defend his X-Division Championship due to Disqualification. During the closing stages of the match, Jerry nailed the Tornado DDT on Chris Sabin and appeared to be heading for certain victory until Gillberti slid the X-Division Title into the thick of action. Lynn, un-aware of the situation, walked right into the vicious title shot conducted by Chris Sabin. Therefore, Sabin was disqualified which resulted in Jerry Lynn retaining his Title. Many questions have been put forward towards Chris Sabin's actions this past Monday Night. Was the action out of pure frustration that he couldn't find a way to put The New F'N Show down for the three count? Was the anticipation of Jerry Lynn ALL too much for Sabin to handle? They're the questions that'll never be answered as long as we live. What we do know is that this week on Nitro Jerry Lynn will compete against 19 other WCW Superstars in an Over The Top Rope Battle Royal for the chance to face off against Sting and Randy Orton at The Great American Bash for the World Heavyweight Championship. There's not a single doubt in anyone's mind that this is a chance of a LIFETIME! For each and every one of the 20 Superstars involved, a path of glory is just over the mountain. For 19 men, it'll be so close.. yet so far away. For one man, though, It'll be that very chance he's been waiting ever since World Championship Wrestling opened doors. Each man strives to be the best ; each man sheads blood, sweat and tears just to be crowned the heavyweight Champion of the World. For 20 men their destiny awaits but the reality is, only ONE man can walk out of Nitro victorious. Will it be Chris Jericho? Will it be Scott Steiner? Will it be Jerry Lynn? Without a shadow of a doubt, Monday Night's match is going to be the ULTIMATE pain. The question beckons.. Who will be the soul survivor? So much pain, so much on the line. It's the kind of conditions men like Jerry Lynn leave and BREATHE for! On Nitro, Lynn will be among the fast few men .. count.. on THAT! ]

[ The scene slowly opens up in the main street of Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada with the sun blaring down on the whole town. It's a warm and sunny day, no wind, blue sky.. You could call it the 'perfect day', somewhat. Among many of the homeless people laying down in the middle of the streets, the camera spots out Jerry Lynn wearing blue jeans and a black 'New FN Show' shirt. Jerry is leaning up against one of the large buildings, where he can be clearly seen. The camera zooms in on Jerry as he begins to speak in a soft tone. ]

' new fuckin show ' Jerry Lynn: Don't you think that It's rather funny how every single person that is apart of professional wrestling all set out to achieve the same thing. Every time they step foot into the ring, they hope they win.. they hope it's enough to impress the boss. They HOPE that some day, they can truely be called 'the best'. That's where I come in. I am THE BEST! I'm not one of those balless morons who persist with trying to kiss the ASS of Eric Bischoff. Nah, I don't need to. What I do when I go out in that ring, it speaks for itself.

[ Jerry folds his arms whilst proceeding with his statement. ]

' new fuckin show ' Jerry Lynn: Everyone who enters this business sets out to become the ultimate fighting force. Each man goes to sleep hoping he'll become a warrior.. a champion.. a LEGEND.. in due time. The thing is, I'm not a hoper. I'm a prover. Over my years of professional wrestling, I've proved the critics wrong on several occassions. I set the record straight with numerous guys who thought they could step up to the plate AND eat off it at the same time. Haha, and still to this very day I've got morons talkin' crap to me when I was the one makin' a name for myself while they were still going through puberty for fuck-sake. People like Chris Sabin, people like Edge, people like Christian.. They ALL have that same frame of mind. They drill information into their head's that they don't even know the facts to. Guys like Eddie Guerrero and Chris Jericho, their writin' checks their ass can't cash. Their MOUTH continues to talk it's crap, week in week out, but as far as I'm concerned they can stick their ego's straight up their ass because I've been EVERYWHERE. I've seen many-a guys walk in and walk out within DAYS! I've been in ECW.. I've BEEN in WWF.. Hell, I've fuckin' toured Japan! Can Chris Jericho say that? Can Scott Steiner say that? Nah, they can't. Their bodies aren't made for the kind of punishment I've been through. Yeah, they're younger. Their bodies are fresher.. But I've STILL got the brains and I've STILL got the guts to blow a match out of fuckin' proportion! If I have to lose a LEG to be crowned the World Heavyweight Champion, so be it. If I have to come to a life or death situation just to soldify that World heavyweight Championship, then that's what'll happen. I don't give a FUCK about my body. I'm STILL standin and I'm STILL breathin', and until I can't stand any longer and until I CAN'T breathe anymore, I'll be knockin' on the doors of every fuckin' jackass who think's he's worth a shit. What these new kids have gotta realise, is that this ain't a GAME! This is about putting your body through fucking HELL to prove to management that your ability is worthy of Main Event status! I've proved my worths over the years of hard work.. Now it's just a matter of collecting my rewards. Haha.

[ Lynn begins to take a little walk along the main street of Manitoba, and constantly receives looks from the people around him. ]

' new fuckin show ' Jerry Lynn: Nitro is nothing more than an opportunity waiting to be grabbed by the OPPORTUNIST! I've said it before ; The New F'N Show is a PERFECTIONIST at taking advantage of the opportunity at hand. I will show NO MERCY towards EACH and EVERY soul that I come across on Monday Night. I have that World Heavyweight Championship in my rador whether Sting or Randy Orton like it or not. At The Great American Bash, I WILL compete for that World Title and I WILL walk away with it around my waiste. Sting's on top of the world at the current time. He's the World Heavyweight Champion and he's got something that The New F'N Show WANTS! I promise you that I WON'T stop until I have secured that victory on Nitro. Until I hear that bell ring and I'm left in the middle of the ring all by myself, I'll run myself into the GROUND if I have to. Mark my words because this Monday Night.. I WILL Walk Out As The Soul Survivor! Come high hell or water, I won't stop the slaughter until my prey is soundly beaten into thin.. AIR! My destiny awaits me ever so closely. I can SMELL the glory from just over the mountain and there's NOTHING that can stop me.. from climbing over that mountain! It's my MISSION.. My QUEST to capture the World Championship Wrestling Heavyweight Title. For 19 other men, they're in a war with no explosives. They make NO match for the New F'N Show ; I could even TIE my hands behind my god damn BACK and STILL kick the living shit out of 19 other Men! On Monday Night, I will enhance my belief of being one man who can rack in the ratings. Haha, Let me re-phrase that, because it's not a belief.. it's the FACTS, jack! (Lynn Grins Widely) The future for these 19 other men is at the end of the 'playing video tape'. It's the beginning of the departure of some careers.. Those who are to ashamed to ever appear in a ring once again, that is, because I guarantee that I will set NEW HEIGHTS for the description of Humiliation. I will out-wrestle, out-think and out-CLASS every SINGLE one of you bitches! Trust me, boys, the light in the tunnel has disappeared. Your in a dark tunnel and you ain't got a fucking clue of what to do or where to go. Haha, the next thing you know, boys.. You're gonna be standed out on hospital beds with your dear parents at your bed foot praying to the Lord that he spares your life. Don't believe me? You better start to, because I'll only say it once. We aren't just talking about your careers here, we are talking about your LIFE.. and boys, BOTH OF THEM are in great, GREAT jeopardy!

[ Suddenly, as Lynn takes a few moments pause, a homeless female walks up to Jerry Lynn with disgusting clothes that reek of smoke, booze and who knows what the HELL else, as well as holes all over them. Jerry looks across at the homeless female slightly annoyed. ]

' new fuckin show ' Jerry Lynn: Do you need something there sweethart?

' homeless female ' Name Unknown: Gimeh money. Dont know where my next meal is comin' from.

[ The New F'n Show has to strain his ears to understand the homeless lady, who looks to be aged around the mid 40's. ]

' new fuckin show ' Jerry Lynn: You have to ask yourself something, darling. Do you think I'd give you money? Do you honestly to god think that I'd waste my time on your worthless ass and HELP you in the process? Get a job you lazy skank.

' homeless female ' Name Unknown: I no money.

' new fuckin show ' Jerry Lynn: Then pick your ass off the ground and start workin'. How the fuck do you think I got to be a professional wrestler? Do you think I was given that opportunity because I licked tomato fucking sauce off the cities streets? I had to WORK for my money and I still do to this very fuckin' day, so if you think for ONE second that your going to get some money out of me then think again.

[ The lady consists with taking the same approach, which only begins to irritate Jerry Lynn. ]

' homeless female ' Name Unknown: I need money.

[ Jerry shakes his head refusely. ]

' new fuckin show ' Jerry Lynn: There seems to be a lack of communication between my brain and your empty head. I've told you a number of times already, I'm NOT giving you any money. How much clearer do you want me to make it?

[ Eventually the homeless lady slowly wonders off out of Jerry's way. As Lynn looks back into the camera, there's a blaze of fire burning in his eye's. ]

' new fuckin show ' Jerry Lynn: There was once a time when I felt sorry for those kind of people, but you know what? Fuck 'em. They sit on their ass and expect people to feel sorry for them. Which coincidently, reminds me. Chris Jericho. You've continued to talk crap even after I put you into your grave. I virtually KILLED the Y2J Virus with my bare fucking hands, Chris, and yet you STILL can't grasp the fact that you aren't shit on a stick. What more must I do to make you see the reality, jericho? Your STILL caught up in that bullshit fantasy world after I kicked you into shape two weeks ago. I've beat your ass once already Jericho, what makes you think it's gonna be any different this time? You've still got that fat bath tub belly pulling doughnuts out of his fucking pockets for you.. Your STILL persisting with calling yourself names you can't even fuckin' back up. (Lynn Smiles) Whether this is your form of depression, I couldnt give a fuck.. because at Nitro when you step into the ring, I'm gonna toss your ass into the Tenth row! I aint walkin' into Nitro to lose, Mr. Canada.. I'm walkin' into Nitro to clean the house with more then HALF of the fucking WCW Roster and earn my right as the THIRD man in that World Heavyweight Championship Match at The Great American Bash ; and that's precisely what it'll be. A BASH! Randy Orton, another KID who has managed to where a thing here and thing there. That ain't enough to impress me kid. YOU travel around Japan, YOU risk your life, YOU lie in a pool of your own blood more then your opponents and THEN I might respect ya. Your JUST like those two pretty little PUNKS Edge & Christian. All three of you think your the icing to the chocolate CAKE! Ya all think your name is truely meant for the record books, but once again.. You DON'T compare to the New F'N Show! Edge, your the mirror image of that selfish bastard Chris Jericho. You and your Brother dress up in ridiculous costumes, and for what reason/ For the crowd's pleasure? For your own pleasure? I'm sorry about your damn luck, boys.. but your in the wrong place at the wrong time. Your in the middle of me getting to where I want to be. You bring your little stunts along, your little 'crowd pleasers'.. Because I'll be waiitng. Waiting to relish the chance to put you into the Cradle Piledriver! WAITING.. TO TAKE YOU OUTTA THE BALL GAME! Your TRYING to make something of yourself, both of you. Your BOTH trying to make a mockery out of the World Championship Wrestling but I'm afraid your gonna come to a SUDDEN hault on Monday Night. Tag Team Champions, congratsulations jackasses.. Your officially the two biggest morons to ever team up in the history of this business. Come Nitro, I'll be ready for when the time comes to put you back in your place. There will be NO soda opening and NONE of your jokes! Your the Cradle 2 The Grave, boys, and you'll be lucky if you last five fuckin' MINUTES! Hell, I could go ON and ON about the TRASH in WCW by the likes of Scott Steiner, Chris Benoit, Kurt Angle, John Cena, Jamie Noble and a HELL of alot more, but I'll cut to the chase. I'll cut a long story short. On Monday Night Nitro, I'll prove exactly why I was crowned the first EVER X-Division Champion by putting 19 other men through TORTURE! By putting the likes of Steve Austin, Kurt Angle and John Cena through excruciating PAIN! For 19 men, Nitro will BE.. their..

[ The camera zooms in to get a close-up shot of Jerry's face. ]

' new fuckin show ' Jerry Lynn: The limelight is going to be shining right upon The NEW F'n Show, because not only shall I represent the WCW as the X-Division Champion, I'll also make my mark as the World HEAVYWEIGHT Champion! (Jerry Grins Widely, And Chuckles) In this Battle Royal, I will showcase my ability to the WORLD! I am the NEW and the ONLY God damn Show on this PLANET! I'm the BEST damn part of professional wrestling and whether Eric Bischoff, The Fans or any other idiot like it or not.. I'm walkin' out of Nitro as the Number One CONTENDER and with a whole lotta' STATISTICS under my belt! Ha-ha!

[ As Jerry Lynn begins laughing, the camera zooms out. With his hands in his pockets, Lynn walks around a corner and into another street. Moments after, the scene fades to black. ]

Cradle To The Grave: Chris Jericho ; Chris Sabin