The Pregnant Bikini Contest

The Rules

To avoid the confusion which nearly ended as a fight to the death
the following rules are reiterated.

Briefly these are:

  • 24 weeks minimum entry
  • The belly must show but swimsuits should be suitable for family viewing
  • Limited fancy dress
 
death match

 

1

Pregnancy term

Contestants must be at-least 6 months or 24 weeks through their pregnancy (ie the third trimester).

The following table of pretty volunteers should be used as a guide (yes they are all pregnant according to information that was supplied by them via the web)

 
8 weeks
12 weeks
17 weeks
20 weeks
23 weeks

N
O

G
O
O
D

N
O

G
O
O
D

 
25 weeks
31 weeks
35 weeks
39 weeks
44 weeks
O
K
O
K

 

2

 

Dresscode

 

As the competition suggests this is a BIKINI show. We would like to remind potential contestants, that the sponsors wish to promote you the lady at her finest (so there's to be none of that floral tented stuff!) on the other hand we consider this a family event so no skimpy numbers either.

Bra and panties is is just a big advert saying porn star, this is not acceptable, further more entrants previously contracted to adult model agencies or film studios shall be disqualified.

Basically the belly must on show, for the modest Tankinis are ok.

             
 
 
Tents & carousal tops are OUT!
1 piece NO
Tankinis, OK for the modest
 
 
1 piece bikini IS borderline
Only for the garden of Eden
NO NO NO
 

 

3

Fancydress

Strictly speaking in the original rules it stated bikinis only- however we understand that you guys like a laugh and that many of you have been accessorising your outfits. So to enter into the spirit of things, a themed bikini is welcomed. Further more we see this as an opportunity to get some colorful but tasteful sponsorship for you belly.

Remember, belly to be exposed but no bras / panties. Although a patriotic flag is welcomed don't expect this to sway the judges, I'm Canadian!

here's a selection of ideas

             
 
 
Surf chick and lifeguard
Aloha!
Cowgirl
Lilly-pad
 
 
Shopping trip
Do it for Sam
Space for rent
Nice try sister
NO to porn stars
 


 

4

Age limits

Good news here- there is none.

If your lucky enough to be pregnant. Now is the chance to show yourself at your most beautiful. Remember your body is at its full potential as nature intended. Young or old, step up and be counted, join the club and be proud!.

             
 
 
Teen Queen
Life begins at 40
Golden Goddess

 

5

Miscellaneous

Oh and any thing else that we forgot- remember the judges decision is final!  
             
 
   
I'm in charge
 

 

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Oh if you did not guess the article is a spoof, pictures are genuine, and articles bear some resemblance to those found on the web. However the names have been changed to protect the innocent. :-)