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| Animal Jokes |
| Why do giraffes have long necks? Have you smelt their feet? |
| How do you keep a fish from smelling? Cut of its nose. |
| What's black and white and green and brown? A cow with a runny nose in a muddly field. |
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| What did the hen say when she saw a scrambled egg? "There goes my crazy mixed-up kid." |
| Little sausage dog, Crossing the street, Here comes a motor car, Now it's sausage meat! |
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| What do fish take to stay alive? Vitamin sea. |
| What do you call a cow eating grass in a paddock? A lawn mooer. |
| Mary: My budgie keeps laying square egg! Sue: Thats amazing! Can it talk aswell? Mary: Yes, but only on word. Sue: Whats that? Mary: Ouch! |
| What dog smell of onions? A hot dog. |
| When is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? When you are a mouse. |
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| Whatī the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly and a fly canīt bird. |
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