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| Elephant Jokes |
| How do you get four elephants into a mini? Two in the front, two in the back. |
| What game do four elephants play in a mini? Squash |
| How do you get an elephant into a fridge? 1.Open door 2.Insert elephant 3.Close door. |
| How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? 1.Open door 2.Remove elephant 3.Insert giraffe 4.Close door |
| The lion, the king of the jungle, decided to have a party. He invited all the animals in the jungle, and they all came except one. Which one? The giraffe, because she was still in the fridge. |
| What is beautiful, grey and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant. |
| What happens when an elephant sits in front of you at the movies? You miss most of the film. |
| What do you get when you cross an elephant with an ant? A dead ant. |
| How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge? The door won't close. |
| How do you know there are three elephants in your fridge? There'll be one waiting outside in the Mini. |
| How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge? By the footprints in the butter. |
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