Funniest of all Jokes:
Defense Attorney : what is your age?
Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?
Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: what happened after he sat down beside you?
Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Woman: No I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: why not?
Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: what happened next?
Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts…
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in year !
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling all spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Woman: Hell, NO. That's when he yelled, "April Fool !" And that's when I shot the son of bitch!Send this Joke to your friend and make them Laugh:
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